Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin Malaise-Inducement Construct |
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Master Pugwampi wrote:I Blame Cosmo for Jason Bulmahn calling goblins "Pathfinder's favorite troublemakers!" The nerve!!!Wampi need to step out of the shadow.
Shadows are good places for Pugwampis. Let the gobbos have their day in the sun, and let them take all the heat.
I, for one, hate the sun.
Grue in the Attic |
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Souls At War wrote:Master Pugwampi wrote:I Blame Cosmo for Jason Bulmahn calling goblins "Pathfinder's favorite troublemakers!" The nerve!!!Wampi need to step out of the shadow.Shadows are good places for Pugwampis. Let the gobbos have their day in the sun, and let them take all the heat.
I, for one, hate the sun.
<sign pops out of the attic> "Yes, let's get rid of the sun. That's an idea I can get behind."
Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo |
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Souls At War wrote:Master Pugwampi wrote:I Blame Cosmo for Jason Bulmahn calling goblins "Pathfinder's favorite troublemakers!" The nerve!!!Wampi need to step out of the shadow.Shadows are good places for Pugwampis. Let the gobbos have their day in the sun, and let them take all the heat.
I, for one, hate the sun.
Blame Be Unto Him, for Cosmo is most wise and conniving.
Pillbug Toenibbler |
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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:Earlier today, I had the thought "It's a good thing I can't kill people with my mind, because today would be a massacre." But then I immediately realized I don't want that power, because it'd be too merciful. Now I realize I desire the power to give people massive, crippling strokes with my mind. I blame Cosmo for my embracing my inner Neutral Evil.Today, I again strongly wish I could telepathically make heads a'splode. Still blaming Cosmo that I can't.
Yep, just checked, still can't make heads a'splode telepathically. Still blaming Cosmo for that. A mere couple Flags seems pretty weak in comparison. Hopefully the idiot poster was too dumb to obscure his IP address.
Souls At War |
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Souls At War wrote:Master Pugwampi wrote:I Blame Cosmo for Jason Bulmahn calling goblins "Pathfinder's favorite troublemakers!" The nerve!!!Wampi need to step out of the shadow.Shadows are good places for Pugwampis. Let the gobbos have their day in the sun, and let them take all the heat.
I, for one, hate the sun.
Never said anything about the Sun, people won't notice the wampi if they are too stealthy, thus won't know it was the wampi who caused...
I blame Cosmo and his Evil Twins that I have to explain that. I also blame them I ran out of words to explain stuff.
Ambrosia Slaad |
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I also blame Cosmo that The Mad Comrade reminded me of that completely horrible Adam Sandler movie, Pixels. I forget peoples' names & phone numbers, I'm forgetting my multiplication tables, I can't remember where my keys are if I forget to put them in the mug, but I'll be stuck with memories of that damn movie until sweet death takes me.
Ambrosia Slaad |
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I have heard that the Universe is always building better idiots, but the realization that you (meaning me) is are that better idiot is both humbling and dispiriting. Especially when you're briefly stuck in a supermarket at 7:09 AM wearing ratty clothes and you have to now break in to your own car. I blame you, Cosmo, for that.
- I get out of the car with my keys in my left hand,
- Push the button on the inside door panel to lock the car doors,
- I put my left hand at the top of the door,
- And then swing the door closed with that left hand
- ...crushing the keyless entry fob & keyring in the door and trapping the car key which sticks out, taunting me.
Edit: Also, these frozen hamburger patties have no sweet onion in them, even though they say they do in large letters on the package. {sigh} Cosmo? Cosmo.
Feros |
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I often see posts that cause me to come up with a smart quip to respond to, or even one of the Paizo staff posts with a witty jab. But I realize that these could be easily misinterpreted so I do the mature thing and don't post.
I Blames Cosmo for the part of me that royally resents this! :p
Souls At War |
As somebody who thinks in metric:
60 degrees? Isn't that lethally hot?
How does that weather even exist?
Why would it transition to snow so soon after being the hottest a place on earth has been in a long time?
...
Oh, Fahrenheit.
Death Valley can get quite close to that.
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My 6-year-old computer is slowly entering its death throes, after my being able to nurse it along through no longer recognizing its own battery, getting cranky with wi-fi connections, and now just running really, really sloooowwwwwlllyyy.
I blame Cosmo for planned obsolescence.
Have you run scandisk and defrag on your hard drives?
Readerbreeder |
Readerbreeder wrote:Have you run scandisk and defrag on your hard drives?My 6-year-old computer is slowly entering its death throes, after my being able to nurse it along through no longer recognizing its own battery, getting cranky with wi-fi connections, and now just running really, really sloooowwwwwlllyyy.
I blame Cosmo for planned obsolescence.
For some reason, I hadn't thought of defragmenting the hard drive before this; I used to do it all the time with a Win95 machine I had, once upon a time. Thanks for the ray of hope!
John Napier 698 |
John Napier 698 wrote:For some reason, I hadn't thought of defragmenting the hard drive before this; I used to do it all the time with a Win95 machine I had, once upon a time. Thanks for the ray of hope!Readerbreeder wrote:Have you run scandisk and defrag on your hard drives?My 6-year-old computer is slowly entering its death throes, after my being able to nurse it along through no longer recognizing its own battery, getting cranky with wi-fi connections, and now just running really, really sloooowwwwwlllyyy.
I blame Cosmo for planned obsolescence.
You're welcome. Don't forget to run Scandisk first, to mark all the sectors that may have gone bad. And get rid of all the "junk" files. The more free space on the disk you have, the more you have for Virtual Memory.
Ambrosia Slaad |
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My 6-year-old computer is slowly entering its death throes, after my being able to nurse it along through no longer recognizing its own battery, getting cranky with wi-fi connections, and now just running really, really sloooowwwwwlllyyy.
I blame Cosmo for planned obsolescence.
Firstly, make sure you back everything up that you might need again. Also be sure to jot down all your passwords and various accounts settings (if you haven't already). Once you've done all that (AND NOT BEFORE!), you might download, install, and run something like the free version of CCleaner. It'll clean out stuff like your various temp file locations, compact your browser databases (if necessary), let you turn off unnecessary apps/files that are autorunning, uninstall old programs that you don't need, and repair cruft & errors in your Windows Registry.
After that, try using the free versions of programs like MalwareBytes and SpyBot Search & Destroy to find and remove any malware and spyware eating up system resources.
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I blame Cosmo for attempting to be helpful.
Deacon Teddy, Cult of Cosmo |
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Blame be unto Cosmo for the Network folks at work. They made some network certificate and security changes that are causing issues with some of our applications are work and are refusing to acknowledge that is the cause of the issues, despite the facts proving otherwise, and are blaming it on non-existent changes to the applications.
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin Malaise-Inducement Construct |
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...my PaizoCon games are going to be so much fun. :)
Ambrosia Slaad |
Breath of the Wild Addict |
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The Sideromancer wrote:*drops a bunch of gear in the water*
I need to scavenge? Okay!
*Picks up the gear from the water*
And that is the story of how I cleared Eventide Island without sacrificing my desire to do as much as possible with magitech options. Also, Urbosa's Fury was useful.
...
What.That works? How does that work? And why have I never heard that solution before? What happens to the stuff when you finish the island?
That is genius! And Urbosa's Fury was definitely useful. Just like always because Urbosa is the best. Mipha is my favorite, but Urbosa is the best.
Oh right, I'm supposed to be blaming Cosmo for something, not just having a BOTW chat. Umm...
I also blame Cosmo for Eventide Island, and for not having heard of that trick and doing it the hard way twice.
I blame Cosmo that cheats like this work in the hardest part of the world's most perfect game.
Also, neewbs, I blame Cosmo for neewbs who can't power attack their way to victory, or fire a bow perfect every-time or drown the HinoxThe Sideromancer |
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bishop083 wrote:The Sideromancer wrote:*drops a bunch of gear in the water*
I need to scavenge? Okay!
*Picks up the gear from the water*
And that is the story of how I cleared Eventide Island without sacrificing my desire to do as much as possible with magitech options. Also, Urbosa's Fury was useful.
...
What.That works? How does that work? And why have I never heard that solution before? What happens to the stuff when you finish the island?
That is genius! And Urbosa's Fury was definitely useful. Just like always because Urbosa is the best. Mipha is my favorite, but Urbosa is the best.
Oh right, I'm supposed to be blaming Cosmo for something, not just having a BOTW chat. Umm...
I also blame Cosmo for Eventide Island, and for not having heard of that trick and doing it the hard way twice.I blame Cosmo that cheats like this work in the hardest part of the world's most perfect game.
Also, neewbs, I blame Cosmo for neewbs who can't power attack their way to victory, or fire a bow perfect every-time or drown the Hinox
Remember, this is the Skyrim of the Zelda series. It's a feature, not a bug. If anything's a problem, it's that the final torches for the ancient labs don't spawn until you talk to Impa. (I may have decided that the current sheikah rejecting the tech was absolutely the wrong option, and had wanted to meet Impa for the first time in fully-upgraded Ancient Armour.)
I blame Cosmo that I ran straight into the only railroad this game has.
Breath of the Wild Addict |
Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:bishop083 wrote:The Sideromancer wrote:*drops a bunch of gear in the water*
I need to scavenge? Okay!
*Picks up the gear from the water*
And that is the story of how I cleared Eventide Island without sacrificing my desire to do as much as possible with magitech options. Also, Urbosa's Fury was useful.
...
What.That works? How does that work? And why have I never heard that solution before? What happens to the stuff when you finish the island?
That is genius! And Urbosa's Fury was definitely useful. Just like always because Urbosa is the best. Mipha is my favorite, but Urbosa is the best.
Oh right, I'm supposed to be blaming Cosmo for something, not just having a BOTW chat. Umm...
I also blame Cosmo for Eventide Island, and for not having heard of that trick and doing it the hard way twice.I blame Cosmo that cheats like this work in the hardest part of the world's most perfect game.
Also, neewbs, I blame Cosmo for neewbs who can't power attack their way to victory, or fire a bow perfect every-time or drown the HinoxRemember, this is the Skyrim of the Zelda series. It's a feature, not a bug. If anything's a problem, it's that the final torches for the ancient labs don't spawn until you talk to Impa. (I may have decided that the current sheikah rejecting the tech was absolutely the wrong option, and had wanted to meet Impa for the first time in fully-upgraded Ancient Armour.)
I blame Cosmo that I ran straight into the only railroad this game has.
It was mostly tongue in cheek, but, some serious advice, the Master Sword cannot be dropped or taken from you. EVER
of course, it's also metal and attracts lightning, but I mean, you've got 13+ hearts by then, so what's the worst that can happen?Master Pugwampi |
Deacon Teddy, Cult of Cosmo |
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I blame Cosmo for the individuals at work who can't read error messages that tells them exactly what the issue is (you didn't fill out all of the required fields that are clearly marked as such or you're copying and pasting alphabetic characters in a field that requires numeric only, for example) and decide to report it as the system is broken.
I blame Cosmo for our help desk who decides to assign password reset issues to our department. We have a team that does that and we've told you EOC *redacted* numerous times who is responsible for it.