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>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<


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See, I have a system!

I chaperone choir trips for a group that consistently ranks in the top 10% in the state.

And I insist that THEY sing along with the radio.

Works for me!


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NobodysHome wrote:

See, I have a system!

I chaperone choir trips for a group that consistently ranks in the top 10% in the state.

And I insist that THEY sing along with the radio.

Works for me!

And while I'm at it, I blame Cosmo that:

(1) I thought I was posting to FaWtL
(2) I am both overjoyed and disappointed that I am not naked.

Curse you Cosmo, confusing me about my own nakedness!


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Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Amby being adorable.

I will also agree with this...


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I let an embarrassing secret slip out last night. I like to sing along with songs, but I am a terrible singer. So, for the last couple years, when a song comes on the radio in the car and I am alone, I will often sing along. But I'm not fond of the sound of my voice, so I don't really sing along with the songs... I meow along with the songs*. Pretty much any noise a human can imitate of a cat. It amuses me (I am often easily amused by dumb things), and it works surprising well with certain singers, like Axel Rose of classic-era Guns 'N Roses.

Earlier yesterday, I was meowing/caterwauling along with GnR's "Sweet Child o' Mine" on the drive home. Not unusual for me. Last night, I stopped by my sister's house to catch her up on dad. Normally, when they sit outside on their porch winding down after dinner, they have their radio playing. (Yeah, you already know where this is going.) So, she and I are alone on the porch, she's just finished talking to me, "Sweet Child" comes on the radio, and right when Axel goes into the first chorus...

...without consciously thinking I start meowing along. Not loud, softly, like about at the same audible level most people would hum along. I notice she gives me strange look, but she waits for about another 20 seconds before she interrupts and asks me "What the hell? Are you meowing like a cat?!"

What I would not have done, even if I'd thought about it in time, is put my hands on my hips and said, "Well, what other type of miaowing do you expect me to do?!"


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I'm confused. Should I blame Cosmo or Ambrosia Slaad for my sudden urge on the musical/feline crossover front?


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Steve Geddes wrote:
I'm confused. Should I blame Cosmo or Ambrosia Slaad for my sudden urge on the musical/feline crossover front?

Well since this the Blame Cosmo thread I would say blame Cosmo.


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Steve Geddes wrote:
I'm confused. Should I blame Cosmo or Ambrosia Slaad for my sudden urge on the musical/feline crossover front?

Why not both?


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Steve Geddes wrote:
I'm confused. Should I blame Cosmo or Ambrosia Slaad for my sudden urge on the musical/feline crossover front?

Hmmmm...Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats sung entirely to meows...

*shudders*

Uuhgh. I Blame Cosmo for the entire concept entering my sleep deprived brain.


Feros wrote:
Steve Geddes wrote:
I'm confused. Should I blame Cosmo or Ambrosia Slaad for my sudden urge on the musical/feline crossover front?

Hmmmm...Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats sung entirely to meows...

*shudders*

That would be a vast, vast improvement, IMO.


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Limeylongears wrote:
Feros wrote:
Steve Geddes wrote:
I'm confused. Should I blame Cosmo or Ambrosia Slaad for my sudden urge on the musical/feline crossover front?

Hmmmm...Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats sung entirely to meows...

*shudders*

That would be a vast, vast improvement, IMO.

Well of course. But even still...

I Blame Cosmo that it might be an improvement and still make me question my sanity.


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I blame Cosmo for the fact that I never question my own insanity...

Let the meows flow through you Feros...

Meoww, meowww, rowwww, rooowwwww, meowww CATS!!!!!!!!!

(ok, Cats all in cat calls just sounds like my house when someone opens a metal can and our cats hear it...I don't even have to pay for that)


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I pretty much hate all musicals, even cringing at musical episodes of TV shows I normally enjoy. But... I am quite fond of the DVD version of the Cats musical. (8-yro me crushing on Jemima/Veerle Casteleyn probably has something to do with it.) I blame Cosmo for my horrible taste in Broadway productions.


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I also hate musicals, but mostly because I know I can do it better.


ROTFLMAO Ambi!


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I Blame Cosmo that the batteries in my Roku remote control died last night and that we did not have any batteries of the proper size in the house.


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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that the batteries in my Roku remote control died last night and that we did not have any batteries of the proper size in the house.

Just wait... you'll find that some small creature in your house knocked batteries of the proper size under a sofa of the proper size!


I blame Cosmo that I'm not smart enough to backronym STARBUCKS into something TARDIS-sounding.


I also blame Cosmo for blow up fights that leave family members not speaking to one another.

Silver Crusade

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*hugs*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that I'm not smart enough to backronym STARBUCKS into something TARDIS-sounding.

Spatially Transcendent Anachronistic Rover, Bringing Us Cosmic Kerfuffle Solutions?


I blame Cosmo for only realising today that I was confusing 'We Like To Party (or 'The Vengabus is Coming') by the Vengaboys with 'Boom Boom Boom', also by the Vengaboys. Worse, I'd been singing the words of 'We Like To Party' to the tune of 'Boom Boom Boom', and I'm not sure that I'll ever be able to forgive myself.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I also blame Cosmo for blow up fights that leave family members not speaking to one another.

I Blame Cosmo for blow up fights between family members and they still 'speak'* to one another.

*: Read 'speak' as yell.

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I blame Cosmo for indoor rain. I came home yesterday to find water pouring out of our bathroom light fixture; apparently the apartment upstairs had their toilet tank burst, and they didn't notice. The plumber turned off their water, but it still took almost 24 hours to stop dripping. Once they get that fixed, we'll need an electrician, as the light shorted out (which I learned when I turned it on upon hearing the water, not able to see in the dark room where it was coming from. I'm very lucky to have not electrocuted myself...). Silly Cosmo, rain is for outdoors!


Alanya wrote:
I blame Cosmo for indoor rain. I came home yesterday to find water pouring out of our bathroom light fixture; apparently the apartment upstairs had their toilet tank burst, and they didn't notice. The plumber turned off their water, but it still took almost 24 hours to stop dripping. Once they get that fixed, we'll need an electrician, as the light shorted out (which I learned when I turned it on upon hearing the water, not able to see in the dark room where it was coming from. I'm very lucky to have not electrocuted myself...). Silly Cosmo, rain is for outdoors!

Mayhem is Mayhem! The God of Mayhem doesn't care about that Indoors vs Outdoors thing.

I blame Cosmo people forget that all the time...

Going back to hunting Poppets.

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