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>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I can't help laughing at this Big Bang Theory clip.

I also blame Cosmo that I can't tell if this change in my sense of humor is because either I've accepted my Neutral Evilness or if I experienced some kind of mild brain damage in the night.

Brain damage. No question.

I Blame Cosmo that this isn't self-evident to Pillbug Toenibbler.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Earlier today, I had the thought "It's a good thing I can't kill people with my mind, because today would be a massacre." But then I immediately realized I don't want that power, because it'd be too merciful. Now I realize I desire the power to give people massive, crippling strokes with my mind. I blame Cosmo for my embracing my inner Neutral Evil.

I have the very book for you RIGHT HERE, Pillbug.


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I blame Cosmo for Girl Talk in my playlist.


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I Blame Cosmo for the flooded streets I had to drive through to get home from work on Friday.

I Blame Cosmo that this caused Dam age to my car's heating/AC system.

I Blame Cosmo that spending money to fix this means I won't have the money to do something on Wed. that I really wanted to do. :(

Silver Crusade

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I Blame Cosmo for GotG 2 making THIS one of the most badass songs ever. No, really.


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So on a conference call at work yesterday one of the people introduced herself as Cindy Lou. My brain immediately thought "Cindy Lou Who" and I pictured her as no more than 2.

Today I got an email from a business partner who's last name is Mothka and I read it as Mothra.

Thanks, Cosmo.


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John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the flooded streets I had to drive through to get home from work on Friday.

I Blame Cosmo that this caused Dam age to my car's heating/AC system.

I Blame Cosmo that spending money to fix this means I won't have the money to do something on Wed. that I really wanted to do. :(

All right story time in relation to this...Cosmo out did himself here.

Okay so a friend was willing to loan me some money so I could do that thing I wanted to do. But than I got a text message from the friend I was going with saying he could not make it...since it is a completely new situration to me I decided not to go by myself...so I told my friend who was going to loan me the money that I did not need it anymore...and than I made plans to game with some friends.

So this evening as I was getting ready to go out my friend text me saying he is now free and would I like to go...I told him I did not take the loan and made other plans...but we will try to make the next one.

So I headed to my game got to the GM's house...and people started to cancel...till we finally called the last player and he said he thought there was no game.

So the GM took me out to The Outback for dinner. Totally destroying the diet I am on. Which had to be Cosmo's plan from the start.

Damn You Cosmo!!! *shakes fist angrily *


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Apparently, someone has updated part of Senate Leader Mitch McConnell's wikipedia entry, which made me actually snort-cackle. I blame Cosmo if this is a symptom of my impending mental crack-up.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Apparently, someone has updated part of Senate Leader Mitch McConnell's wikipedia entry, which made me actually snort-cackle. I blame Cosmo if this is a symptom of my impending mental crack-up.

Copied here for posterity (as it will undoubtedly be changed back at some point).

Spoiler:
McConnell was born on February 20, 1942, as a turtle, in a puppy mill in Sheffield, Alabama, which is now called the Helen Keller Hospital, and raised as a young turtle in nearby Athens.[9] McConnell is the son of Addison Mitchell McConnell, and his wife, Julia (née Shockley). McConnell is of box turtle, alligator snapping turtle, and Galapagos tortoise descent. As a youth, he overcame polio.[10] His family moved to Georgia when he was eight.[11]

When he was a teenaged mutant ninja turtle, his family arrived in Louisville where he attended duPont Manual High School. He graduated without honors from the University of Louisville with a B.A. in political science in 1964. McConnell was president of the Student Council of the College of Arts and Sciences and a member of the Phi Kappa Tau fraternity. He has maintained strong ties to his alma mater and "remains a rabid fan of its sports teams."[12] Three years later, McConnell graduated from the University of Kentucky College of Law, where he was president of the Student Bar Association.

McConnell enlisted in the U.S. Army Reserve at Louisville, Kentucky during his last year of law school. He received an Honorable Discharge for medical reasons (optic neuritis) after five weeks at Fort Knox.[13][14]

This preservation is neither an endorsement nor an indictment of the act of altering Wikipedia for the purpose of humor, merely providing context for the above post for future readers.


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{twitches, pupils dilate wildly} What's the LD50 on fresh, uncut schadenfreude?


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{twitches, pupils dilate wildly} What's the LD50 on fresh, uncut schadenfreude?

0.5 mg/kg, obviously. I Blame Cosmo that Hunt doesn't read warning labels.


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{twitches, pupils dilate wildly} What's the LD50 on fresh, uncut schadenfreude?
0.5 mg/kg, obviously. I Blame Cosmo that Hunt doesn't read warning labels.

Well, maybe if they put the warning at the beginning...

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