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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

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Edit: I blame Cosmo that the math made me forget to blame Cosmo. Stupid math!

Hmmm, interesting idea.

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I Blame Cosmo for all the crap we have to remember with these coded responses.


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I blame Cosmo for the bad weather we've had today.

I spent an hour sitting in the van, with rain coming down in large quantities.

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I blame Cosmo for this heat. I live in a state close enough to Canada that we have 'Bienvenue!' on our state lines, welcoming the Quebecian tourists and their sweet, sweet monopoly money. And yet it's so darn hot that I step out of a cold shower, and can't towel dry, because I'm sweating as fast as I'm toweling, and it's become a Sisyphean task. Or a nightmare. Or possibly a Sisyphean nightmare...


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I blame Cosmo for Sisyphean nightmares, like toweling dry in a hot, humid area, or teaching high school students anything... (I've got a week and a half before the deluge returns, folks; wish me luck!)


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I blame Cosmo for my team not healing enough between fights.

The barbarian's disabled and bleeding atm.
Well, going into a fight with just half max HP.....need i say more? :)

Silver Crusade

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I Blame Cosmo for Angry Birds 2.

Why Cosmo, WHY?!?!?! The other ones were lots of fun, but this?...


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I blame Cosmo for 6 BSOD in 20 minutes.

Silver Crusade

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I Blame Cosmo that I'm an enabler.


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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm an enabler.

That wouldn't be Legacy of Bad Dragons, would it? :P

Silver Crusade

Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm an enabler.
That wouldn't be Legacy of Bad Dragons, would it? :P

Bwahahaha!


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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm an enabler.

I blame Cosmo that no one is posting linnorm goodness in the existing "Blood of Dragons?" thread.

Silver Crusade

"Other Darrin" Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm an enabler.
I blame Cosmo that no one is posting linnorm goodness in the existing "Blood of Dragons?" thread.

I would but I don't want it to keep getting deleted.


Rysky wrote:
"Other Darrin" Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm an enabler.
I blame Cosmo that no one is posting linnorm goodness in the existing "Blood of Dragons?" thread.
I would but I don't want it to keep getting deleted.

{whispers} It isn't an actual product thread; it's the older generic wishlist thread people were chatting about dragons in before the actual Legacy of Dragons was announced.

Silver Crusade

"Other Darrin" Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Rysky wrote:
"Other Darrin" Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm an enabler.
I blame Cosmo that no one is posting linnorm goodness in the existing "Blood of Dragons?" thread.
I would but I don't want it to keep getting deleted.
{whispers} It isn't an actual product thread; it's the older generic wishlist thread people were chatting about dragons in before the actual Legacy of Dragons was announced.

Eh.


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I Blame Cosmo for my the pain in my shoulder. :(


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*Hands JK some tiger salve*
Very hot muscle salve, works well.

I blame Cosmo for the humidity in the air. It's not raining, but its far too humid to sleep properly.


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Does Cosmo have "prolonged hangovers" in His deific portfolio? If so, I blame Him for mine.


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I'm sitting here groggily with the TV on in the background (from listening to the morning news), and I realize that Mr. Robot is on. I spent about 2 minutes being very very confused and thinking "Holy sh!t, this is a really f!cking weird episode. Poor Elliot." And then I realize, this isn't Mr. Robot; it's Christian Slater as guest co-host on Live! with Kelly Ripa.

I blame Cosmo for my lack of sleep and lack of coffee, although I'm not sure any amount of coffee would help.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

*Hands JK some tiger salve*

Very hot muscle salve, works well.

I prefer Tiger Balm.


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I blame Cosmo that everytimes I try to come up with a class idea, it is either underpowered, or seriously overpowered.

I blame Cosmo that with everythings going on right now, the Paizo staff has little to no time to answer [sarcasm] simple [/sarcasm] queries.


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I Blame Cosmo for smoething....I can't remember what though....

Oh yeah for my bad memory.


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My blaming involves the party's careful planning for a round 2 vs a devil.
They are talking to their hostage, though in the meantime i had the devil, who is atm on the roof, establish a telepathic link with the captured baddie.

I blame Cosmo for their careful planning being for naught.

And i blame Cosmo for me being devious to have done so?


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I blame Cosmo that the ceiling fan over my bed only works while making a horrible loud squeaking.

I also blame Cosmo that it's been like this for years now, and I've never bothered to check it to see what was wrong (needs oiling/greasing maybe?).

I also² blame Cosmo for waking up to a gentle "rainfall" of something on me late last night/very early AM.

not for squeamish:
I guess a momma spider laid her egg sack up there somewhere and all the baby spiders hatched out last night... and then parachuted/zip-lined onto me laying directly beneath.

I also³ blame Cosmo for smooshing several baby spiders in panic until I woke up enough to figure out what the hell was going on. Thankfully I think most survived.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that the ceiling fan over my bed only works while making a horrible loud squeaking.

I also blame Cosmo that it's been like this for years now, and I've never bothered to check it to see what was wrong (needs oiling/greasing maybe?).

You might want to check it out before 'needing': "I blame Cosmo the ceiling fan made the house go up in smoke!"

Silver Crusade

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the ceiling fan over my bed only works while making a horrible loud squeaking.

You should counteract it with a pleasant loud squeaking!


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I Blame Cosmo for the spider that I accidentally fried when making this morning's disastrous breakfast omelette.

To be fair, the spider's probably more pissed off about it than I am.


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that the ceiling fan over my bed only works while making a horrible loud squeaking.

I also blame Cosmo that it's been like this for years now, and I've never bothered to check it to see what was wrong (needs oiling/greasing maybe?).

You might want to check it out before 'needing': "I blame Cosmo the ceiling fan made the house go up in smoke!"

It was easier just to buy a box fan and set it at the foot of the bed. I don't think I've turned the ceiling fan on in over a year.

Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the ceiling fan over my bed only works while making a horrible loud squeaking.
You should counteract it with a pleasant loud squeaking!

{whispers:} When a pleasant loud squeaking is heard in my bedroom, a non-fan device is usually involved.

Silver Crusade

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that the ceiling fan over my bed only works while making a horrible loud squeaking.

I also blame Cosmo that it's been like this for years now, and I've never bothered to check it to see what was wrong (needs oiling/greasing maybe?).

You might want to check it out before 'needing': "I blame Cosmo the ceiling fan made the house go up in smoke!"

It was easier just to buy a box fan and set it at the foot of the bed. I don't think I've turned the ceiling fan on in over a year.

Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the ceiling fan over my bed only works while making a horrible loud squeaking.
You should counteract it with a pleasant loud squeaking!
{whispers:} When a pleasant loud squeaking is heard in my bedroom, a non-fan device is usually involved.

Right, that should definitely overcome the bad one.


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Oh, great and wondrous Cosmo, I beseech thee! Please, please let me hug a box of Zebras at work tonight.

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captain yesterday wrote:
Oh, great and wondrous Cosmo, I beseech thee! Please, please let me hug a box of Zebras at work tonight.

WHAT?!

Where are you working where you get boxes of Zebras? Tell me! Tell me or I swear I'll Blame Cosmo!


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A toy store. :-)

Every box of stuffed animals has to hugged and fluffed before going on the shelf.

And they come with step by step fully illustrated instructions on how to do so, in case you get confused. :-)

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Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote:

A toy store. :-)

Every box of stuffed animals has to hugged and fluffed before going on the shelf.

And they come with step by step fully illustrated instructions on how to do so, in case you get confused. :-)

Sweet!

Silver Crusade

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I Blame Cosmo I played a part in the Pathfinder Book Club dying.

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Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote:

A toy store. :-)

Every box of stuffed animals has to hugged and fluffed before going on the shelf.

And they come with step by step fully illustrated instructions on how to do so, in case you get confused. :-)

I blame Cosmo for where my mind went at the thought of someone's job requiring them to do a bunch of hugging and fluffing.

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Well. My tankless waterheater refused to heat. One disassembly later come to find out the installing "Authorized"/"Certified"/"Licensed" plumber mixed steel and copper fittings. Pipes are clogged with corrosion, surprised it worked as long as it did. Warranty does not cover piss-poor installation

Come to think of it, the plumber did bear a certain resemblance to certain Paizo employee...Cosmo.

COSMO!!!!


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I Blame Cosmo for this summer cold I am fighting thru.... :(


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I Blame Cosmo that I had to use a sick day today when I am actually sick.


John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I had to use a sick day today when I am actually sick.

Huh? shouldn't you be blaming Cosmo when you use them for something else, or when you are out of them when you need them?

Should I blame Cosmo for this confusing matter?


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The L5R story team has released a final set of fictions and now I'm feeling feelings- both about the content, and about saying goodbye to the writing team.

CURSE YOU, COSMO!


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I blame Cosmo that I am, once again, not at GenCon.


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I blame Cosmo that starting tomorrow, I'll be away from home again, house-sitting & pet-sitting (2* dogs & 3 cats) for 8 days straight. I'm not expecting trouble, other than needing to keep the two younger cats in separate sections of the house so they won't literally (yes, literally) kill each other, but my anxiety will be running high constantly anyway. Between that and insomnia from not sleeping well in a foreign bed, I'm hoping I don't get too cranky or start sleep-deprivation hallucinating again.

* Praise Sara Marie they are taking the 3rd older dog with them, as she hates me, won't go to the bathroom outside, won't eat, won't take her pills, won't go for walks, and whimper-howls at night for her missing owners.


Crossposted in AMA threads: it's a Paizopaloozaganza!

Cosmo.

Cooooooossssssmmmmmmmooooooo.

Clearly you are to blame for this*.

Super-serious series of questions*:

* Nnnnnnope.

If you could have 1d4 ⇒ 4 different super-powers, what would they be and why?
(Assume corollary powers required to make a given power work are part of it; i.e. Since you'd need super tensile strength/durability to, you know, not-die when you made use of your super-strength power, you get them both when you say "super strength" as a singular option.)
Why?

If, instead, you could be a gestalt of 1d2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 super heroes, who would you gestalt to be yourself? Why? Which comic universe would you run around in? Would you prefer to be in that one, or this one?

On the other hand: BAM! You just gained 3d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 5, 6) + 2 = 15 levels in a Pathfinder class (or classes)! Which class(es) do you pick, and why? Incidentally, if you could spontaneously switch races, would you? And if so, to which?

Similarly, you won the super-lottery, and gained mythic tiers! 3d3 + 1 ⇒ (3, 1, 1) + 1 = 6 of 'em! (And you gain class levels to match; please feel free to change your previous answer if this does so for some reason.) What path do you take? (Alternate option: substitute a single tier for a simple mythic template.)

Yet another query: you monster. Specifically, you CR: 1d30 ⇒ 21 (or less) monster! Which are you?! ... and would this have been your first choice? If not, which would be?

But the wheels of fate-time have spun again, and your everything has been transposed into that of someone else! You've just become a prepublished NPC from an official source! Which prepublished NPC is it?

What campaign setting do you run around in? Why?

As a final thing: blend any and/or all of the above questions into a single ginormous question: an optional blend of a prepublished NPC, monster, and some superheroes all walk into a bar... and out comes you, as a gestalt of those guys, the race you choose, some extra superpowers, and have extra class levels and mythic tiers on top! What are you?! (Other than "awesome" - naturally.)

Equipment is a non-issue (like adjunct super-powers; what you need to do <X> is assumed). Also note that any significant others can be brought with you.

"Official" and "Pre-published" are loose terms, but general expect something that has a solid publishing company and identifiable map/world/conceits behind it (like WotC for Forgotten Realms, Eberron, Dark Sun, Greyhawk, etc; or Green Ronin for Blue Rose, but not "True20"; or Paizo for Golarion, or the Maelstrom, or the upcoming Starfinder; but not "the Bestiaries" or "the Planes" or things like that - basically things that people can find and nerd out about with you). Similarly, if it has a solid AP out for it, that, too, is acceptable (like Legendary Planet; or any of Paizo's APs). It should probably be a d20 variant, but it can be whatever you like of those many variants (True20, Blue Rose, Paizo, 3.5, 3rd; etc.). That said, if a Homebrew or otherwise "weak" entry just needs to be there due to compelling reasons... okay. Similarly other systems. Let us know why! Computer and video game translations of such (Neverwinter Nights and/or expansions/sequels; PFO; etc) are acceptable as interpretations as well.

Similarly, for comics, it needs to be superheroes that people can reasonsonably be expected to come across - "that one I made up with my cousin as a kid" is an awesome answer, and worth noting and why, but prrrrooooobabaly isn't the best choice, unless it's just so powerful that you've GOT to. In which case: sure, but bring us along for the ride! Related, the super need not come from one of the "big two" in comics, so long as the people and world is both recognizes me and accessible - choosing The Incredibles world is valid (and awesome), as is Spawn (blech); you're not just limited to Marvel or DC. Similarly "standard" powers need not apply - so long as it is clearly communicable, it's fine (even if all the field specifics aren't clear, that's okay - knowing you're powered by our yellow star is fine; you don't need to know this, but it's acceptable if you do).

Finally, presume you have the basics necessary for a happy life. Your spouse, best friend, and so on, can all be considered to "come with you" (should they choose to do so) wherever it is that you go.

Oh, and one more thing: if you lived through a Legend of Zelda (as one of the Links); which would it be, and why?

Thanks! Enjoy!


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I Blame Cosmo for Tacticslion's stream of conscience questions post he has been spreading around the boards lately.


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Lately?

Ten thousand word stream of consciousness posts is kind of his thing. :-)


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captain yesterday wrote:

Lately?

Ten thousand word stream of consciousness posts is kind of his thing. :-)

Also, favorites. Favorites for daaays....


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I forgot to add...

I Blame Cosmo that Tacticslion as not asked me that question in my thread.... :(


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Ha-HA, I HAVE NO SUCH THREAD!

For which I THANK Cosmo! YES, GRATITUDE, OH BLAME-BEAST! SEE HOW YA LIKE IT!


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You do realize how one gets one these right, it's almost never started by the person for whom it's intended.

Or someone gets bored.


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Ah, but if you never answer or respond to anything, is it really yours?


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You won't be able to resist the attention. :-)

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