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Here, I offer you a topic surprisingly not started by our esteemed Grand Magus.
Come with me if you want to live!
Huzzah! Escape!
*rubs eyes*
Is it a mirage?
*rubs eyes*
Is it a mirage?
No, my good friend. It is true. This whole place is true. You can find solace in this topic.
Don't mind the gold dragon in the background. He's just here to check no one drowns in the pool.
I... I'm safe here, right?
I... I'm safe here, right?
Of course you are! Here, let me show you to your room.
That machine? Oh, that just makes sure the toilet seats remain warm.
Also, here's your complimentary basket of processed meat cubes. Verrrry tasty. A finger? Hoho, no my friend, that is not a finger. That's a... carrot. Yes. Grows that way due to our priviledged weather.
Is this a trick? Did yellowdingo start this thread?
No yellowdingos here. Nor dingos of any kind. We have yellow stuff, but we keep an eye on it.
What's this then? Wot wot?
What's this then? Wot wot?
Ah, well, this is the answer to your questions! The only limit here is yourself! The unattainable is unknown within this topic!
Also, we have exceedingly good knitting classes.
I'm watching you, Kroft. Aaaaaaallways Waaaaaatching.
How about crocheting classes? Deep Valley tells me there's a lot of hooking going on in those.
I'm watching you, Kroft. Aaaaaaallways Waaaaaatching.
Envious as always, Roz. At some point you need to get over the fact your couples resort for bachelor liches didn't work out. I mean, when a guy stays 500 years without a date you won't get them hooked with a few margaritas. It is not my fault this particular endeavour is actually succesful!
How about crocheting classes? Deep Valley tells me there's a lot of hooking going on in those.
Why of course! Our resident drider, Miss Tarantuleia, hosts a crochet class every Thursday at 3:00 pm. I heard she's preparing a contest next week!
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I have a sinking feeling about this place.
This thread doesn't have enough Grand Magus in it.
A thread NOT started by Grand Magus? What, does it divide by zero or something?
Oh, oh, I know this one... it's... wait, no, I got it... I'm going to go with.... YES. Wait... yes. I'm sure of it.
If I had blood it would be draining out of my face.
Is the ratio (Grand Magus/Electric Wizard) a number or a color?
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Soon it's going to be the button right behind reply.
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I'm convinced that Electric Wizard/GrandMagus/Tenser is actually a spambot that gain sentience, but not much beyond that. The more we post in its threads, the stronger it becomes!
I approve of this product and/or endorsement.
I know for a fact Electric Wizard is a low grade algorithm: that's why she sucks at hyperlinks.
I think that string theory invalidates this thread, not the fact that I'm posting in it.
I think I'm in love.
Too much? It's too much, isn't it...
I've got a s**#ty tv special all about that! It's full of science so f!@&ed it's not even wrong!
I think I'm in love.
Too much? It's too much, isn't it...
Best litmus for that is a restraining order. I use them to wallpaper my pigeon coop.
I... I'm safe here, right?
Accidentally drops his handgrenade at your feet...
"Sorry!"
Hmmm...
I... I'm safe here, right?Accidentally drops his handgrenade at your feet...
"Sorry!"
Oh no, not ag--
"Again Sorry..." As he walks away... "I really gotta be more careful with those things. They are expensive..."
Well that was...unexpected.
A thread NOT started by Grand Magus? What, does it divide by zero or something?
Was that math joke?
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Sometimes I wonder if Grand Magus and yellowdingo are the same person. They certainly make the same inane threads in these parts.
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Sometimes I wonder if Grand Magus and yellowdingo are the same person. They certainly make the same inane threads in these parts.
They complement one another rather well.
Grand Magus poses inane questions and then dismisses the answers.
Yellowdingo proposes inane solutions to questions nobody asked.
Sometimes I wonder if Grand Magus and yellowdingo are the same person. They certainly make the same inane threads in these parts.They complement one another rather well.
Grand Magus poses inane questions and then dismisses the answers.
Yellowdingo proposes inane solutions to questions nobody asked.
Nope, I'm sure they aren't. They come from different locals, with differing styles.
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Hang on a sec...
They complement one another rather well.
__________ poses inane questions and then dismisses the answers.
__________ proposes inane solutions to questions nobody asked.
There, now they both sound like possible bard archetypes.
Well the second one is clearly a gnome option.
Hang on a sec...
There, now they both sound like possible bard archetypes.They complement one another rather well.
__________ poses inane questions and then dismisses the answers.
__________ proposes inane solutions to questions nobody asked.
Hmmm, following this line of thought, "Celestial Follower" is an alchemist archetype who deals damage via cooking and food fights (turnip bomb is particularly deadly).
We need more threads like this...