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But forecasters say: well, who knows when?

Eternity later, I still rule supreme.

Scarab Sages

But dear, oh, dear, that color scheme....

I know just who, what, when, where, why, and how.

Dark Archive

Was that you in the pig pen with the old sow?

I bring it up, repping murder nation


So your loss to me is simple causation.

Every night, every day, I rule on the stage.

Liberty's Edge

Your stare is creepier than Nicholas Cage!

I can't be stopped from winning this thread over and over!

Scarab Sages

You're marooned in the desert, like the Mars surface rover!

I dress in the finest Tyrian purple!


You're a jerk for trying to make us rhyme to purple.

I'm more fun than a night at a bacchanalia.

Dark Archive

Now you make up words, here retalia*
You all lose I can rhyme with Orange

* I know what a Bacchanalia is

Scarab Sages

Your rappin's all croaky, let me give you a lozenge!

I'm supreme grand master of the Butterfly Effect!


But a complete disaster in retrospect.

I've got gold, I've got guns, I've got grandeur and more!


But since you went to prison, your hindparts are sore!

I once killed a man with this one red hand.

Dark Archive

Yet you kicked out your own damn band

I grew up in the Gutter


...and that's where you should've stayed
Take a trip to Hawaii--only time you getting' lei'ed

My words flow sweet, I've got a natural rhythm

Scarab Sages

Those words'll buy you a newspaper, if you include 50 cents with 'em!

Although I'm not dead, I can STILL take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations!


But yer girlie comes to my crib for some Good Vibrations!

I tower over fools like a Lord of Destruction!

Dark Archive

Awesomeness is obviously not your primary function

I'm lyrical and have flow, what more could you ask?


Using the bathroom by yourself would be a pretty simple task.

My rhymes are dope and my style has flayva!

Dark Archive

But your breathing scheme's awful you sound like Darth Vada

I'm the Bad Guy, who makes fun of people that die.


Go and get yourself some ointment for that glowing red eye.

Of the flow, I'm the king. Of the rhyme, I'm the mastah.

Dark Archive

You lie for one sah, at rap you the lastah

I'm the G.O.A.T. of Hip hop and Rap


You're a goat? Than I'll touch you: gonna give you a slap!

All you people better know that GoatToucher is the illest!

Dark Archive

wigga please your lack of skill revealeth.

I'm the one stop shop for hip hop.

Liberty's Edge

And everyone's begging you to stop!

Can't slow me down, I'm the Juggernaut!

Dark Archive

but transvestism isn't buying those dresses was for not.

I'm a Maelstrom of rhymes damn uncontrollable


But your lifelong ambition is to viciously cornhole-a-bull.

Leave the animals to me, over goats, I'm the President.

Dark Archive

So you abuse your subjects complete without precedence

If my skill were a sensation it would surely be exquisite

Scarab Sages

Yes, I'm sure your delusions look forward to your next visit!

Look upon me and despair, for I am Ozymandias!


My crew and I roll up like some old school messiahs.

Peolpe come from miles around. My lyrics feed thousands!

Scarab Sages

You couldn't impress an inebriated cowhand!

I'm wackier than the spirit trapped in The Mask!


When I roll diplomacy, all the ladies in the land come around to tell me: "You're grand!"

I say: "Wench, I've slain the Tarasque!"

Dark Archive

But your bluffs bad, after a beating it's wise to hit the sack

No matter how many battles I've been in and won... It's never enough.


So you throw your toys right out of the pram and trundle off home in a huff!

I'm cuter than a hand-knitted basket full of kittens...

Dark Archive

But I'm more loved than a pair of Home-knitted mittens

I tell you, I'm not normal I have the Victory condition.

Scarab Sages

You're just a speed bump on the road to perdition!

I've got more panache than Desi Arnaz!


But what you don't have is true Hands of Jazz!

Who are you calling a tree?! I am an ent!


That's a flimsier disguise than the one by Clark Kent!

Get your facts straight, I'm the baddest tanuki.


You talk like Godzilla, but your ass is Godzuki.

My words are like bullets, by rhymes are like bombs!


But you only shoot blanks and you date Rosey Palms.

My words flow sweet just like molten caramel...

Dark Archive

Your flows are corny, you're just terrible

I'm so good, Nas wants to collab with me


Unfortunately resulting in an STD.

My rhymes are legends, mythological beasts

Dark Archive

You look like something a wolf like me would

You threw me to the wolves* but I'm back leading the pack

* YouTube comments

Scarab Sages

Your idea of leadership is invading Iraq!

I taught satire to Stephen Colbert!


But you were the pervert that his verses dished dirt.

Sake's perfect for listening to me.


We couldn't cope with your gibbers was we alcohol free

I'm the choicest cask in the whole distillery...

Scarab Sages

You're as much fun as a burst capillary!

I am a level 20 Everything.

Liberty's Edge

That doesn't really have a lot of zing!

I can necromancy any thread!


To bad you can't raise your skillz from the dead.

I'm the dopest, the illest, with fresh-goat flayva!


You been put on 'The Register' for just such behaviour

While I am a fresh, clean, Internet Crusader

Who rules the Empire just like Darth Vader

And not Ralph Nader

Or a potader.

Liberty's Edge

Man, you'be been left behind-later!

Ain't nobody as humble as me!


But you have the lifespan of a bumblebee!

My charisma is amazing, you can't resist!

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