Insult Rappin'

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...because they saw your ugly tie.

The world revolves around me.

[lucky7]

Because I stuck you in the core: whoopee!

I made the monk and rogue good classes

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

They kicked you in the teeth, and then they smashed your glasses

There they go, packin stadiums as Spanky spits his flow,

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I think you're snorting blow, your song's as obnoxious as the Chocobo's!

Everyone I meet tells me, "Good job! Good job!..."

[lucky7]

"Getting your bones broken by the New York Mob."

I am the Yo Yo Ma of the triangle.

[Pulg]

But you sing like an out-of-tune pig being strangled.

I'm 10 times more beloved than Elvis and Macca

[lucky7]

Your reputation precedes you as a slacka!

I don't need to rap, I just choose to do so.

[Trinite]

You're going downhill like Julia Mancuso!

I'm a rappin' kobold, with shiny red scales!

[lucky7]

Yet you are best known for your epic fails!

I have every RPG on my shelf-

[Tirq]

You probably dress like an elf!

They all mad cause I am so awesome.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You're a mess and all wet, like tangled sargassum!

I have the ooze, half-celestial, AND dracolich templates!

[lucky7]

With all that genetic chaos, no wonder you can't mate!

I cut through the water like a quig on Cloral

[Midnight_Angel]

Yet your lack of Panache is just making us snore, pal.

I'm a great connossieur of both fine wines and whiskey.

[lucky7]

Yet when you drink at all it gets quite risky!

I am the most interesting man in the world!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

So you're the Dos Equis guy? In that case, In lieu of rhyming, I will simply quote my brother: "The most interesting man in the world would drink a more interesting beer."

Please allow me to introduce myself: I'm a man of wealth and taste.

[lucky7]

His idea of taste is mealworms with paste.

When I go to Rome Romans act as I do!

[Charlie Bell]

Lucky please errybody knows your rhyming days are through

I've been reading box text and killing PCs since before you were conceived

[lucky7]

Well, that's not saying much, does that make you peeved?

I am the puppetmaster behind everything!

[Pulg]

With your hand up the - wow, I bet THAT stings!

I flow like the Amazon - they call me 'Ten Tongues'

[lucky7]

It's a literal translation...fung

Fung is now a word because I want it to!

[hobbsdadolfin]

this guy wet his pants, he just had to pee!

I got a plus 4 fire shotgun

[Charlie Bell]

And you STILL couldn't hit so you had to run

I got mad GM chops like a natural crit threat

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Your homebrewed monster lost to everything it met!

I am enlightened, just, and objective.

[Chris Lambertz]

Removed a post. Please revisit the messageboard rules.

[Charlie Bell]

Them Paizo moderators don't suffer no fools

erm wait that wasn't an insult rap.... resuming...

Closet please, you couldn't even cast blistering invective

But my rhymes are on fire leave you shaken not stirred

[lucky7]

You're like potato GLaDOS attacked by a bird!

I have +17 perception take that invisibility!

[Charlie Bell]

Lucky7 rolled all 3's in his abilities!

I got inherent +5 skillz from bound efreeti wishes

[Charlie Bell]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Your homebrewed monster lost to everything it met!

Spoiler:

True story bro. Round 3 RPG Superstar this year!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

When the efreet collects his due, he'll find you delicious!

Giant corporations bail ME out!

[DMFrank]

Becuase you never last longer than a Half-Orc's snout.

You should go straight hood, not bells...you fake Joker.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You're not the Grim Reaper, just some cut-rate Cloaker!

I am the Alpha and the Omega AND the Epsilon.

[lucky7]

Yet your baking skills are no match for my Uncle John!

I wear bacon bandaids even though I'm not hurt!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

They'll pump you full of cholesterol until you can't wear your shirt.

My mind is vaster than the whole Internet.

[Pulg]

Crammed fulla porn and Lolcatz? YOU BET!

I'm the sexiest thing that walks on two legs...

[Charlie Bell]

A face like your mama's ought to be against the regs.

My rhymes are mad strong like AM BARBARIAN

[lucky7]

Chicken-Hearted Charlie, Order of the Lion

My raps got me on X-Factor and Voice!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Your albums get shipped to the trash compactor - by choice.

I'm an Internet ghost - none can penetrate my privacy!

[Charlie Bell]

Still spitting that same old BS jive, I see....

If I can rhyme that my style is untouchable

[Pulg]

You've got all the style of a gully dwarf's crotch-bubble!

No-one can match my mellifluousness...

[Flapjack Johnson]

Untouchable, nigh, more like unsufferable
For, you see now I am entering the ring,
and my proper vocabulary leaves quite the sting

[Gruumash .]

Yet we all know it ain't you to get the brass ring

I am so amazing it is plain to see.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You sting like a butterfly and float like a bee.

I'll be the first true Global Emperor.

[Carcharodon Carcharias Whitey]

I might have happened if you could have kept your temper.

I rock so hard that I rule all the roosts.

[hobbsdadolfin]

yet all you ever do in CoD is boost.

I am epic beyond comparison.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You're mediocre as Benjamin Harrison.

I'm the King of Scary Clowns.

[Flapjack Johnson]

Yet it is easy to put you down,
sirrah, you failed to comprehend
that your small time rhymes are at an end.

[hobbsdadolfin]

but you will sadly never have a friend.
I dare you to rhyme with clementine. (because oranges are too mainstream)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You're such a wuss, you say, "when life gives you a lemon, fine" (I saw right through your lame scheme).

I make a mean green eggs and ham.