"So I'm Marie Antoinette in the recreation? That looks sharp."-GM Solspiral
"Blade that haricut looks ridiculous" -lucky7
"I feel like some maple syrup."-GM Solspiral
"Hey Buffy, 3rd vampire BF's the charm?" -lucky7
"We haven't run into traps so far!!!' GM Solspiral
"Pop rocks and soda, that's an unban myth gimmie that" -lucky7
"God I'm bored." George Saunders's suicide note.
"I told you I was ill!" Spike Milligan.
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"I get a bonus on my fort save against cloud kill because of my sweet scarf right?" -Azten
"I wish I hadn't sold my last magical scarf to Azten." -GM_Solspiral
"Yeah, I sold my nose, 'cause who needs it, right? What's it ever done for me?" - Azten
"This is the third scorpion-and-viper-filled closet this week." -I'm Hiding In Your Closet
"Fight on, my slaadi siblings! We're waaay better than these 'Protean' upstarts!" - Poodle Jack Slaad
"Home is where the adventure is!"-IHIYC
"I call it Krispy Kreme's Law: everything is better with a glaze. I shall now demonstrate using my own two eyes...." - lucky7
"Do I smell burning?" IHIYC
"My hat will protect me. My hat protects me from everything...." - ulgulanoth
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"Alright lets try sneaking into the dragon's lair, tinkle tinkle (from the hat)" -IHIYC
"I don't think that's how alignment works..." -GM Solspiral
"Bring out the deck!" Yours truly when the kingmaker owlbear criticaled. I use the critical hit deck.
"Oh gods no. Why?! I just died last week![/b] Player whose character was one-shoted by the owlbear.
"I run beneath it and hurl my spear!" Elven magus, currently reincarnated as a wolverine after the flying thing he chucked a spear at fell on him.
"But... I didn't get to use his cool powers yet. I didn't kill anyone!" Yours truly when the PCs destroyed Vordakai.
"I can carry one more tome" Lloyd Jackson
"I'm a hardboiled detective, wandering the streets of-"-ulgulanoth
"+22 Diplomacy, no worries!"
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"What do you think will stop me girl your pathetic faith?" -lucky7
(bonus points if you recognize the quote, hint the cross gets lit on fire)
"I think it was six bullets. Yeah. Definitely six."-GM Solspiral
"Thats a bright morning" - lucky7
"that's a bright morning" ulgulanoth
"your cutting an access road to where?-GM_solspiral
"Nuts to THAT!"-GM Beernorg
"A swarm of squirls how cute! What's a kirspa?" -lucky7
"One plus two...plus one...plus one...." - GM_Solspiral
(likewise, +4 to your next Cool check if you get the reference)
"Hey! Mime!-IHIYC
Don't get exsanguinated if you get the reference.
"Are you sure this lotion has no vampire harming ingredients?"-Lucky7
"I was just one day from being put in the nice, safe, locked room all cops go to the day before they retire!"-GM Beernorg
"We can do one more fight today, lets open those coffins" -The party I GM
"This is a WATER pistol?"-Little Skylark
"this is a HOLY WATER pistol" -lucky7
"Like that'll ever work!"-GM Solspiral
"Crito, we owe a rooster to Asclepius. Please, don't forget to pay the debt." - Socrates
"I put on my best make-up for you, hulking barbarian: do you like it ?" - I'mHIYC
One of my characters recently: "I need an expendable creature!" (Immediately before being lightning-bolted in the back for about twice her hit-points).
GM_Solspiral wrote: "What do you think will stop me girl your pathetic faith?" -lucky7
(bonus points if you recognize the quote, hint the cross gets lit on fire)
Would that be "No, my stunning fashion sense." (Plus butane-propelled hair-spray delivered over said flaming cross)?
"Now we're cooking with gas!"-KJL
"God, don't let me die. I've got so much to do."
- Huey "The Kingfish" Long (PBUH)
"That's what Enlarge Person is for!"-IHIYC
"Don't touch that curtain! Real vampires don't sparkle!" Lucky7
"look, Bupo the gully dwarf said there was only two draconions down there, and I for one trust his intelligence!" -Count FuelDrop, Vampire Lord
Which ooze is it I shouldn't lightning bolt?
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