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Greetings Minions,

The Goon Squad will be a charter company of Evil and our main goal will be to tear down all the haughty and righteous good peoples settlements that want to enforce their tyranny on on us and remove our liberties.

Tyrants such as Andius that feels the devs vision of open world pvp is wrong and every one else is second and third rate citizens compared to him.

"These forums had made me forget something. I’ve been very frustrated with people on the PFO forums who just don’t get Open World PVP culture, or the threat it poses to them. That they think it is acceptable to wall themselves off in their own hex, and kill every non-allied player they see outside safezones.

There is a group more frustrating than those who are oblivious to the threat Open World PVP culture poses though. People like PAX, Bloodwulf, and Darsch who support and subscribe to it. That it’s ok for this game to be a giant Call of Duty match. That’s just what Open World PVP is.

With all the talk on these forums of wanting this to be different than other Open World PVP games I honestly thought things would be different here. That people would be on board with what TEO is trying to accomplish. To tone things down from Call of Duty to Wild West. Not stop all danger but make it so when you see someone else in PFO you don’t recognize it only puts you on guard. You don’t just assume they will try to kill you.

Apparently I was wrong. Most other groups other than apparently “The Delvers” and Blaeringr’s group are fine with that."

We will infiltrate groups such as Peace Through Vigilance and corrupt them from the inside so the righteous fall to the darkness that lies in the hearts of all men.

If you want to play with a group of like minded people that want to sow evil corruption destrucion and chaos and anarchy to tear down the corrupt good regimes in flames and build a long lasting kingdom of evil tp combat the Zealots of good then please feel free to sign this contract in blood and consider your self part of the new world freind.

We are legion for we are many, We are Anonymous, we are the goons.

Goblin Squad Member

Not suprised.

Well, at least subscriber numbers will be up!

Goblin Squad Member

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Dr. Feel Good wrote:


The Goon Squad will be a [...] kingdom of evil tp combat

Stock up on tp now before it's too late?

Goblin Squad Member

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

Greetings Minions,

The Goon Squad will be a charter company of Evil and our main goal will be to tear down all the haughty and righteous good peoples settlements that want to enforce their tyranny on on us and remove our liberties.

Tyrants such as Andius that feels the devs vision of open world pvp is wrong and every one else is second and third rate citizens compared to him.

"These forums had made me forget something. I’ve been very frustrated with people on the PFO forums who just don’t get Open World PVP culture, or the threat it poses to them. That they think it is acceptable to wall themselves off in their own hex, and kill every non-allied player they see outside safezones.

There is a group more frustrating than those who are oblivious to the threat Open World PVP culture poses though. People like PAX, Bloodwulf, and Darsch who support and subscribe to it. That it’s ok for this game to be a giant Call of Duty match. That’s just what Open World PVP is.

With all the talk on these forums of wanting this to be different than other Open World PVP games I honestly thought things would be different here. That people would be on board with what TEO is trying to accomplish. To tone things down from Call of Duty to Wild West. Not stop all danger but make it so when you see someone else in PFO you don’t recognize it only puts you on guard. You don’t just assume they will try to kill you.

Apparently I was wrong. Most other groups other than apparently “The Delvers” and Blaeringr’s group are fine with that."

We will infiltrate groups such as Peace Through Vigilance and corrupt them from the inside so the righteous fall to the darkness that lies in the hearts of all men.

If you want to play with a group of like minded people that want to sow evil corruption destrucion and chaos and anarchy to tear down the corrupt good regimes in flames and build a long lasting kingdom of evil tp combat the Zealots of good then please feel free to sign this contract in blood and consider your self part of the...

Um, I think the white persian cat sitting on your lap just coughed up a furball. You might want to have that checked out...

Silver Crusade Goblin Squad Member

How entirely expected. Villains 101 is down the hall on your right. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Goblin Squad Member

Be interested if this really is the Goon Squad, i.e. SA Forums goons.

Either way, welcome aboard! We need evil in PFO :)

Silver Crusade Goblin Squad Member

I am really glad you're here. You are the Tony Montana of video games. Your infamy lives on in both these forums and Star Citizen and I have never played EVE. It will be epic crushing you on the battlefield.

Goblin Squad Member

98.7% chance that this is fake.

New account... first post... suddenly pops in after the Treaty of Rovagug fiasco.

Goons did not have a big push for the Early Enrollment, so it is unlikely that we would see many of them prior to Open Release.

If someone links to an official thread on the SA Forums I'll believe it. Until then, it's just someone trolling.

Goblin Squad Member

Yea, the only PFO thread at SA got gassed.


We are not that goon squad we are better then them!
We are to them what Chiun is to Remo Williams!
We are the terror that flaps in the night. We are the evil Darkwing Ducks.

Goblin Squad Member

This is fake? I'm disappointed.

Assistant Software Developer

I removed a post. Accusations of trolling are not helpful. Flag it and move on.


Kryzbyn wrote:
This is fake? I'm disappointed.

We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Goblin Squad Member

Wait, you are

Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Darkwing Duck

?

SO... Disney is here...?

Goblin Squad Member

Calidor Cruciatus wrote:
98.7% chance that this is fake.

98.7% of statistics are made up on the spot :)

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

Gedichtewicht wrote:

Wait, you are

Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Darkwing Duck

?

SO... Disney is here...?

relevant

Goblin Squad Member

Dr. Feel Good wrote:


We are the terror that flaps in the night. We are the evil Darkwing Ducks.

So like Nega Duck? Also, how does Launchpad McQuack fit into this analogy?

Goblin Squad Member

Mbando wrote:
Yea, the only PFO thread at SA got gassed.

Wait, which one?


Imbicatus wrote:
Gedichtewicht wrote:

Wait, you are

Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Darkwing Duck

?

SO... Disney is here...?
relevant

My new theme song! Quack! Quack!

((OOC)) this is all meant to be in good fun for easy laughs and make light of the terrible flame wars that happened over the treaty of rovagog,
I would like to see a comic evil presence in game so anyone that wants to play an evil character with a few screws loose is welcome to actually sign up here, we will not realy be focusing on tearing down anyones settlements, we will not be hunting anyone down, we will just be showing up making false claims and threats and walking away after doing nothing to give people a laugh and a smile at our own expense while sometimes breaking the fourth wall.(( end the ooc))

Goblin Squad Member

Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
This is fake? I'm disappointed.
We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

I think you mean PLANE...unless you are offering a rather unadorned pocket in which you have managed to stuff 1000 elf maidens... in which case kudos to you sir, you actualy may be evil after all.

Goblin Squad Member

So you want to create a clan or a guild that it's called in a fantasy game who kills every player in sight... ok thats fine but please drop this "Goon" thing because all guild names should at least attempt to fit into the world that they are playing in so a name like "Darkwood Bandits" or something similar would be much more appropriate.

Goon Squad... thats just so very silly, hahahaha.

Goblin Squad Member

Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
This is fake? I'm disappointed.
We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Hmm. You used the line "We are legion for we are many, We are Anonymous, we are the goons." But you're not them?

Good luck with that mate.

Goblin Squad Member

Kryzbyn wrote:

Hmm. You used the line "We are legion for we are many, We are Anonymous, we are the goons." But you're not them?

Good luck with that mate.

Should we refrain from speaking their name out loud as well? Are they "the guild who cannot be named"? The "you-know-who" squad?

*rolls eyes*

Goblin Squad Member

Do you have sharks with laser beams ?

Goblin Squad Member

5.0/10 it needed more action and some romance

Goblin Squad Member

Nihimon wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:

Hmm. You used the line "We are legion for we are many, We are Anonymous, we are the goons." But you're not them?

Good luck with that mate.

Should we refrain from speaking their name out loud as well? Are they "the guild who cannot be named"? The "you-know-who" squad?

*rolls eyes*

Not seeking to provoke someone is not the same as living in fear of them.

Goblin Squad Member

Kryzbyn wrote:


Not seeking to provoke someone is not the same as living in fear of them.

Generally speaking, despite all the talk of "evil" the specific behavior that people seem nervous about is chaotic, not evil per se.

Goblin Squad Member

Kryzbyn wrote:
Not seeking to provoke someone is not the same as living in fear of them.

Ominously wishing someone "good luck" because they might have "provoked" them definitely serves to enlarge their mystique and create the impression that they are to be feared.

I'm not trying to call you out. I just wanted to prick that balloon before it gets inflated.


Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
This is fake? I'm disappointed.
We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Wait... you have cookies?!

<grabs mixing bowl>

We're going to need some good nibbles at the tavern. Care to have a bake-off?

Goblin Squad Member

Dr. Feel Good wrote:


My new theme song! Quack! Quack!

not so fast...

I´d like to propound an anthem for your company.

Goblin Squad Member

Nihimon wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
Not seeking to provoke someone is not the same as living in fear of them.

Ominously wishing someone "good luck" because they might have "provoked" them definitely serves to enlarge their mystique and create the impression that they are to be feared.

I'm not trying to call you out. I just wanted to prick that balloon before it gets inflated.

Understood.

I'd like to see PFO succeed, that's all.
Provoking goons is counter to that, I reckon.

Goblin Squad Member

Kryzbyn wrote:

I'd like to see PFO succeed, that's all.

Provoking goons is counter to that, I reckon.

Building up the goons as if they're some force that's capable of causing PFO to fail seems even more counterproductive.

Goblin Squad Member

ummm...I think he mentioned that this is for comedic value...pretty much..<wink>

Shadow Lodge Goblin Squad Member

Did someone mention cookies?
I want cookies...
Chocolate cookies with white chocolate chips please....

Sharks with lasers are passe now everyone carries LAZERCATZ!!!

Goblin Squad Member

Kryzbyn wrote:
Mbando wrote:
Yea, the only PFO thread at SA got gassed.
Wait, which one?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3507026


Karnov wrote:
Dr. Feel Good wrote:


We are the terror that flaps in the night. We are the evil Darkwing Ducks.
So like Nega Duck? Also, how does Launchpad McQuack fit into this analogy?

We need a launchpad McQuack. You want to be our launchpad?


The Shameless One wrote:

So you want to create a clan or a guild that it's called in a fantasy game who kills every player in sight... ok thats fine but please drop this "Goon" thing because all guild names should at least attempt to fit into the world that they are playing in so a name like "Darkwood Bandits" or something similar would be much more appropriate.

Goon Squad... thats just so very silly, hahahaha.

it was meant to be funny, Glad you noticed, as this was meant to be one huge joke about a rather unfunny issue that got completely out of hand, And the name of our charter Company has been debated heavily today and we will not be calling ourselves goons, I will announce the name later in this thread after I am finished replying to everyone.


Kryzbyn wrote:
Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
This is fake? I'm disappointed.
We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Hmm. You used the line "We are legion for we are many, We are Anonymous, we are the goons." But you're not them?

Good luck with that mate.

It has been great luck so far. Have seen many people enjoying themselves in this thread as I had hoped.

Goblin Squad Member

Nihimon wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:

I'd like to see PFO succeed, that's all.

Provoking goons is counter to that, I reckon.
Building up the goons as if they're some force that's capable of causing PFO to fail seems even more counterproductive.

Will the game be fun to play for you if a ton of uninterested folks swarm the game and undo everything the players have built up to that point, and possible randomly PK folks for no reason, other than because they can? Is that success?

They are more than capable of this, they have done it in other games.
It's not like I'm making this s*&! up, or exaggerating, so off your high horse you go.
It won't actually (probably) make a hill's beans difference to me. I've got no dog in the 'making a settlement/town/city' fight. I plan to make a living off of other's misfortune.


Neadenil Edam wrote:
Do you have sharks with laser beams ?

We hope to have sharks with laser beam eyes, rocket launchers, and a fully functional deathstar like "Second Darkness", but we need a full set of crafters to help make that a reality and some divine and arcane spell casters.

Goblin Squad Member

Dr. Feel Good wrote:
The Shameless One wrote:

So you want to create a clan or a guild that it's called in a fantasy game who kills every player in sight... ok thats fine but please drop this "Goon" thing because all guild names should at least attempt to fit into the world that they are playing in so a name like "Darkwood Bandits" or something similar would be much more appropriate.

Goon Squad... thats just so very silly, hahahaha.

it was meant to be funny, Glad you noticed, as this was meant to be one huge joke about a rather unfunny issue that got completely out of hand, And the name of our charter Company has been debated heavily today and we will not be calling ourselves goons, I will announce the name later in this thread after I am finished replying to everyone.

Good :)


Kryzbyn wrote:
Nihimon wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:

I'd like to see PFO succeed, that's all.

Provoking goons is counter to that, I reckon.
Building up the goons as if they're some force that's capable of causing PFO to fail seems even more counterproductive.

Will the game be fun to play for you if a ton of uninterested folks swarm the game and undo everything the players have built up to that point, and possible randomly PK folks for no reason, other than because they can? Is that success?

They are more than capable of this, they have done it in other games.
It's not like I'm making this s&#* up, or exaggerating, so off your high horse you go.
It won't actually (probably) make a hill's beans difference to me. I've got no dog in the 'making a settlement/town/city' fight. I plan to make a living off of other's misfortune.

{OOC}These Goons from Eve don't seem to have made eve fail, it is still around making its company money off players, not trying to be mean. and to everyone a friendly debate is fine but please don't throw insults around and get into a flame war.{end ooc)

We were hoping to have you as a second in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Bake Off Edition were we duel Chiassa in a wonderful bake off of cookies! Are you sure you would not want to be one of our minions?


Nihimon wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
Not seeking to provoke someone is not the same as living in fear of them.

Ominously wishing someone "good luck" because they might have "provoked" them definitely serves to enlarge their mystique and create the impression that they are to be feared.

I'm not trying to call you out. I just wanted to prick that balloon before it gets inflated.

We LOVE pricking balloons with sharp and pointy objects after drinking a potion or two. It is so delightfully EVOL. Look we made another funny. Nihimon, which pocket monster are you? we do not see you in our codex. May we add you to it ourselves then with the entry AWESOME pocket monster of diplomacy?


Chiassa wrote:
Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
This is fake? I'm disappointed.
We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Wait... you have cookies?!

<grabs mixing bowl>

We're going to need some good nibbles at the tavern. Care to have a bake-off?

YES! We accept this challenge of a bake off and we shall EXTERMINATE! let's get dangerous. With rainbow sprinkles and chocolate chip cookie dough!


Gedichtewicht wrote:
Dr. Feel Good wrote:


My new theme song! Quack! Quack!

not so fast...

I´d like to propound an anthem for your company.

This shall replace our new theme as our new theme. it is so catchy and easy to sing and dance too while introducing ourselves to our minions.


Korvak wrote:
ummm...I think he mentioned that this is for comedic value...pretty much..<wink>

yes comedy is how we plan to take over the world after all, one crafted item at a time


Decorus wrote:

Did someone mention cookies?

I want cookies...
Chocolate cookies with white chocolate chips please....

Sharks with lasers are passe now everyone carries LAZERCATZ!!!

Lazercats are to loud with their purring and meowing, we prefer atomic pugs.


Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Chiassa wrote:
Dr. Feel Good wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
This is fake? I'm disappointed.
We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Wait... you have cookies?!

<grabs mixing bowl>

We're going to need some good nibbles at the tavern. Care to have a bake-off?

YES! We accept this challenge of a bake off and we shall EXTERMINATE! let's get dangerous. With rainbow sprinkles and chocolate chip cookie dough!

Dr. Fell Good do not forget we want to have mints with the cookies, Chiassa will never expect that.

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