276. You hear the whispers. 'Ashardalon', they say. Sounds like a good time to pick up knitting.
276) Deserters are shot on sight.
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277) Deserters are shot on sight.
277.a) And you are the one doing the shooting.
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279) You are the cook that makes the hot soup that that guy that brings the deserter-shooters late at night when it's cold and there's a bite to the wind.
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281) You are in charge of requisitioning ingredients for the cook who makes soup for the deserter-shooters when it's cold and there's a bite to the wind.
282. Prostitution has finally become legal.
They finally got rid of the Bats problems.
284. The bridge is under repair, and the river is bordered with sparsely-planetd saplings.
287. Winter is coming.
289. Summer is coming, and it's cooler inside the house.
290. The balloon festival is in two weeks and you haven't even started to create your paper lantern!
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291. They lurk outside.
292. Beasts and ghouls, monsters and mayhem.
293. There's nothing strange is your neighborhood.
294. There's nobody you need to call.
295. There are no ghosts to bust.
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296. The town, or rather the 50 acres of land the town will be built on, was just granted to you by the king, and you're determined to build a prosperous village on it.
297. In a few weeks, the turnips will be ready for harvesting, and there's nobody else around to harvest them!
298. You have a three-year-old daughter to raise and she's the most wonderful little girl in the world.
299. You can't leave town until they've finished construction on the new shipyard, and until you've saved up enough for your own ship.
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300. She knows.
303. You're a chicken and you've yet to hear a good reason to cross the road.
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300. She knows.
It's recursive! There outta be a law against that sort of thing!
304. All the buildings are made out of gingerbread, and thanks to your sweet tooth, you've been on a sugar high for the last fifteen years. You've heard that the rest of the world is *NOT* made out of candy, and are not sure you'd survive out there...
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2) All my stuff is here!
3) All my friends are here!
305 (rogue): All my friends' stuff is here!
306. You found a Deck of Many Things and drew the Donjon card.
307. This is the only town your Green Dragon "wife" won't search for you in. That town wizard from #678 of 101 reasons to leave town deserves to die! That or get Baleful Polymorphed.
308. You're the world's most introverted person.
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314) If you don't paint the walls with a fresh coat of blood every day, it will get angry.
318. It's good to be the king.
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319. The campaign went to PF2 and now half your parts don't work. Medic!