Come up with something fake and not hurtful about the poster above you. I'll start with a truth.
My 2nd Birthday present from my dad was a bowflex training video.
Chuck Norris assembled your Bowflex(R) and showed you how to use it.
All power corrupts... except any that falls into my hands.
Conman the Bardbarian has no life outside of the Internet...because he is, in fact, a sentient computer program!
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The person above me is, in fact, hiding under my bed.
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Kyros Deun (a hint-hint anagram for "Skyro Nude") is the universe's biggest name in Dalek porn.
I'm hiding in your closet was really just having a hard time choosing which shirt to wear when the door closed.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Kyros Deun (a hint-hint anagram for "Skyro Nude") is the universe's biggest name in Dalek porn. I applaud you sir!
Conman is inadequate inside.
Kyros Deun has been summarily rejected as an applicant for no less than 27 parking attendant positions. Also, he has an organ in his head just above his nose that can convert sea water into fresh water.
Shadowborn likes to greet new acquaintances by walking into the room and saying, "Please allow me to introduce myself: I'm a man of wealth and taste."
It always elicits a good hearty snicker.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet has DR 10/Polka music
Pulg is a decent human trapped in an ever recurring Halloween time loop.
He can't ever get rid of that silly mask he's wearing, unless he locates and destroys the Tic-Tac-Tock Stochastic Artifact of Unloom.
Quiche Lisp has lost both legs and an eye due to the fact that "Trix are for kids"!
I fully understood what you just meant. And that's a fact.
He breaks into peoples homes because he's ashamed of his own.
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Kyros only lets people see his right side because he is only half the man he used to be.
Charles Scholz is the character model for Journey.
That's Kyros' natural hair color.
Kyros was married to Cher for 3 months in 1989.
Kyros starts AMA threads on Reddit for things he's not, to see how long he can pull it off.
last one:
Kyros: "I'm a pilot with the RCAF Snowbirds. AMA."
Spanky the Leprechaun works for the American Heart Association educating people about the importance of a healthy diet.
Opie did the voice for the Powderpuff Girls.
Spanky the Leprechaun is the only being known to have ever escaped from The Cornfield after being sent there by an all-powerful 7-year-old.
I'm Hiding in your Closet is, in fact, doing as the name suggests. Right now. Seriously. Go on and check, I'll wait.
Shadowborn is actually a very good dentist, his teeth are an example for every one. If only they made bigger mouth caps.
Sheombie is unsure of it's former gender, as half of its chest and all of its crotch have fallen off.
Kyros mounted a quest in search of them.
Conman was the one who hid them.
Sissyl is my chipper pack mule.
Kyros Deun's New Year's resolution was to start this thread, but he jumped the gun.
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Charlie Bell is really Charlie the Unicorn.
Charles Scholz is [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Nz8p3EP7A] Charlie teh Unicorn [\url]
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Kyros serves as an editor for a major newspaper.
Conman is the dude who plays the mentalist.
Kyros played the role of Ugly Naked Guy on Friends.
Conman talks like Christopher Walken
IceniQueen was the surgeon who stole Charlie the Unicorns kidney.
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If Charles Scholz doesn't reveal a prime number each day he will eat his weight in puppies.
Conman the Bardbarian is the adopted child of Conan... O'Brian
Iceni Queen is a man-bear pig.
Kyros is delusional because he see's 3 mammals in one
BTW my group uses that term every game. Where are you located?
IceniQueen invented (and was the first victim of) the spell transmute flesh to mud.
I'm Hiding in your closet is really the Evil clown that is hiding under your bed and not in the closet
IceniQueen dresses as a bear, breaks into blonde women's houses, eats all the porridge, breaks the chairs, and when the woman comes down says, "What comes around, goes around, Blondie."
LOL I am SO laughing on this one. That is good. I love Bears :P
Tarren Dei models for the Merrill Lynch Bull and he is Bullish about it
IceniQueen is a seductive tease.
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