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GoatToucher does explore those implications. With a fine-toothed comb which is, itself, made out of smaller combs.


Ventnor is attempting to cross-breed Smurfs and Care Bears


Pulg recently penned a screenplay entitled DonkeyMan vs. Muleman: Dawn of the Goats.

Many studios passed on it as too grimdark for their tastes. Oh and not enough goats was the other complaint.


GT complains to MD that he needs more goat-bell...MD was more than happy to help...


KenderKin was repeatedly struck on the head with a drumstick for twenty minutes before anybody realized the hollow tone was not being made by a musical instrument, but by his skull.


GoatToucher has more recipes for using Goats than Gargamel has for using Smurfs.

Scarab Sages

Schism is...is...Schism, is that S***f wearing a thong???


No.

Liberty's Edge

Pulg's milkshake brings all the smurfs to the yard.


lucky7's milkshake brings them to the factory to toil until they drop dead of exhaustion.

It's frighteningly addictive.


Ventnor thinks his is better than yours, you damn right....


KenderKin has to charge. This is because they also have to pay, and you can't get blood from a stone.

But you can from a Kender, actually...

Scarab Sages

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GoatToucher can't get blood from a stone, but he has managed to extract sweat, tears, and somehow, lymphatic fluid.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet's oversized proboscis also doubles as a floatation device.


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When he was young, Ventnor was kicked in the head by a radioactive mule.

He thought it gave him superpowers, but it didn't. Hilarity ensued.


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Everybody assumes Molten dragon is Molten as in lava. He isn't. He is Molten as in "bitten by a radioactive ice cream that had been too long in the sun".

Sovereign Court

Sissyl has also been bitten, several times as a matter of fact, I wish people would just stay out of my Chicken Shed.


AoZ-K just loves to see all those peckers.


GoatToucher's anaconda don't want none unless you got horns, hon'


Pulg prefers peckers with teeth...


KK's just a kender girl, living in a kender world.

Liberty's Edge

KahnyaGnorc didn't take the midnight train, since it was in a bad part of town.

Scarab Sages

lucky7 didn't start the fire - his waiter did, and it was a very, very small one, because he was having dinner at a nice restaurant. What's all this fuss about JFK and the Queen?


I'm Hiding In Your Closet conquered Byzantium by winking at the front gates until they opened.


Ol' Ventnor, "Venty" to his friends; dreams of raining dragon fire down on any Lard Lad Donuts shop he can see. One day, his dream will come true. One day.....


This is of course the result of a billion dollar research program into dream visualization that MD has undertaken. Too bad all the dreams it shows are of the more than mundane variety.


If you run widdershins around a church three times saying 'White lady, white lady, white lady' over and over again, Sissyl will appear and ask, 'Why are you running widdershins around a church three times saying 'White lady, white lady, white lady' over and over again?'


Pulg would rather forget that April 32nd was ever a thing. There's a train he had it wiped out of existence, after all.

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Ventnor wiped out a train once (and robbed it of the several tons of gold bars it was carrying, needless to say). The glory and destruction of it all left such an impression on him that he's developed a sort of tic where he'll spontaneously replace other words with "train."


IHIYC is a 4-6-0 type Webb Compound locomotive, but only at the weekends


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Pulg train the train train train.


Ventnor pulling a train on Pulg.....


KenderKin is riding the gravy train, as he missed the gravy boat.


GMB used to spill the gravy, but now he uses a straw...


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KK is actually a Gravy Ooze, essentially living gravy. No one has bothered tasting him to see what kind of gravy.


What doesn't train KahnyaGnorc makes him stronger.


Ventnor tasted the gravy...it was salty and satisfying.


KenderKin did it. He really shouldn't have.


There's something about Sissyl

....is my favorite movie.

Liberty's Edge

KenderKin tried to start SissylCon, but was shut down because it violated the municipal codes of Salt Lake City, Utah.


lucky7 made a discrete donation to the reelection campaign of the swing vote on those municipal codes just prior to the vote. Pure coincidence.


KahnyaGnorc has successfully lobbied to have SissylCon run simultaneously in Westeros, Narnia, the World of Greyhawk, Lichtenstein, Yugoslavia and an imaginary beehive flying around inside the skull of pop legend Miley Cyrus.


Pulg uses an ink pen to change characters names in books as he is reading them. His versions of Barry Popper are just as good as the original.


Then again, KK always loved reading the stories about Sally Conner.


Sissyl's secret martial arts technique, the Spinning Exploding Headbutt, has won her at least 3 trophies. One of them might have even been for winning a fighting tournament!


Ventnor has memorized word for word every readable book and journal in the game Skyrim. Oddly, he's never actually finished the game.


Molten dragon won on wheel of fortune's category "before and after" by solving the puzzle:

Sky
Rim
Job

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KenderKin is Susie Derkin's creepy uncle.


IHIYC's amazingly obscure references frighten no one.

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Molten Dragon's standard of "amazingly obscure" is frightening to everyone.

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