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Sissyl never comments herself.


Lucky 7 was a Wolf 359, the bar, not the space battle coordinates....

(post ninjas, why u no let me put post where it belongs? LOL)


GMB did not see the ninjas, but once I outed them, they have been all over this thread....

Dark Archive

I hid a closet filled with black powder in GM_Beernorg's chest cavity! Teeheeheeheeheeee!

Scarab Sages

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I'm KenderKining In GM_Beernorg's ninja dojo take the tablets Tigerbody-DAMMIT SKIRON!!!

Dataphiles

Ctrl-Alt-Delete?


TLQ needs TLC?

Dark Archive

KenderKin is my old friend...I've come to talk with ith again...because a nightgaunt softly creeping...snapped iths neck while ith was sleeping...and the rafflesia that I planted in iths brain...still remains...a work of EVIL SCIENCE!!!


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Skiron is disturbed.

Dark Archive

...And GoatToucher knows disturbing when he feels it

Sovereign Court

Harkevich is dressed the way he is because he was the first to witness GoatToucher at work and was also one of the first non goat victims.


Harkevitch and AoZK represent respectively the 'before' and 'after' pictures for one of GT's little playmates.


I feel a great disturbance in the goat.....


KenderKin can never remember why he's here.


Ventnors' religion dictates he inquire all thread posters think of the here after...


Kenderkin would like to share the Good News about Hawkwind.

Dark Archive

Pulg just shared the good news about Kenderkin sharing the good news about Hawkwind but really wants to share the good news about Ventor. Alas he didn't post quickly enough.


Harkevich has gone from the pinnacle to the pit.


KahnyaGnorc's attempt to outlaw the sun lead to the fall of the Roman Empire.


So have we all heard the good news?


The good news Kenderkin is talking about is that every other kender in the multi-verse just exploded, finally I can leave my house and arrive somewhere with all my possessions again!


ATTENTION: GM_Beernorg's possessions have all been stolen. Anyone with any information on their whereabouts is asked to report to the Forums Police.


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Every post you make
Every rule you break
We'll be watching you....
-The Forum Police


Forum Police
Arrest this man...


Chief GoatToucher of the Forum Police don't have time for this s**t. He's got criminals to apprehend and imprison in his workroom.


Ventnor much like Homicide Sergeant Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover), in Lethal Weapon is "Getting too old for this s**t."...


KenderKin's Razmiran hairdo is making me feel ill,
and we have crashed his lichdom.

This is what kenderKin gets...
This is what kenderKin gets...
This is what kenderKin gets...
When he messes with false gods

Scarab Sages

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GM_Beernorg took a Monastic Vow of Lame Hair. So long as he maintains a lame hairstyle, he gains +1 bonus Ki +1/9 levels.


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IHIYC is a loose cannon, and if he doesn't back off the Alvarez case, the chief will have his badge.


He's Lonesome Cowboy Goat.
Come, smell his fringy...

...

...

Spoiler:

Coat


Pulg lost the Island of Atlantis during his stay in Vegas, and would appreciate it if it was returned to him.

Sovereign Court

Pulg was the victim of a really bad joke when he was accidentally locked in my Chicken Shed with all my vampire chickens. I believe said joke goes like this:

Buk, buk (Knock, knock).
Who's there?
Ei, eint (I want).
I want who?
Ei eint ew uk ur ud! (Have a guess at this one).


AZK is nearly as obsessed with vampire chickens in a coup as GT is with fainting goats...

Liberty's Edge

KenderKin is the forgotten twin of Colonel Sanders.


Lucky7, unbeknownst to him, is the secret love child of Belt Sanders and Bernie Sanders.


Lucky 7 forgot to mention that Kenderkin is the undead vampiric twin of Colonel Sanders, and spawned the terrible line of vampire chickens. Oddly, vampire chickens are the source of those terrible things called egg beaters.

(gahh ninja'd!, by the most wet dog smelling of all post ninjas)


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GM_Beernorg and Pulg will get their revenge on those ninjas... Someday...

And Avatar of Zon-Kuthon also fears my mighty Kung-fu action grip.

Dark Archive

Ventor thinks his avatar is a My Little Pony, but actually isn't allowed to watch the show.


My little pony, scaly pony, I love to brush his hair...

Harkevich appeared in both my little pony and my buddy commercials....


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KenderKin thinks that Kendo is a martial art developed to defend oneself against Barbie's gentleman caller.

Scarab Sages

Pulg's forehead is the most perfect orange-peeler in the known cosmos.

Liberty's Edge

Denzel Washington best out IHIYC for his role in...well, every movie, if we're being honest.


Lucky 7 knew IHIYC when he was just a lad named Jack who lived in a box, then garbage can....it is good to see people make something of themselves....


KenderKin is really as Smur*. He doesn't use an icon because all his posts would come up as Smur*s, even when he doesn't use the word Smur*.


Cluny the Scourge is afraid of becoming a smurf.....DOH!

The Exchange

Pathfinder Maps Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Molten Dragon melted some years ago.


Freehold disapproves of the above poster.


Smurfs you mean?


"Pappy Smurf" is a horrible slur in the Elven language.


Ventnor is the only female in the village, but the cartoons never explore the horrible implications of that.

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