False factoids

[Molten Dragon]

Ventnor is secretly behind all those cell phone robo-calls telling me I won a free trip to the Bahamas.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

However, the real sting in the tail for Molten Dragon is that he actually had won a free trip to the Bahamas for saving the then governor's life.

[Sissyl]

...from AoZK.

[Ventnor]

Sissyl's lost headdress is going to be the macguffin in the next Indiana Jones movie.

[KenderKin]

Ventnor stop calling me and claiming to be Veronica with member services!!!!

[lucky7]

KenderKin, stop pretending to be my grandfather!

[Pulg]

Lucky7, give me back my bugles!

[Disaffected Teenager]

Pulg, hop off the gravy train!

[Sissyl]

Disaffected teenager, I AM YOUR FATHER!

[KenderKin]

DT is actually an alcoholic he shakes when he dries out...

[GM_Beernorg]

Disaffected Teenager, hurry up and pass the gravy boat!

[Ventnor]

Sissyl, KenderKin, and GM_Beernorg are all Disaffected Teenager's father. An alchemist was involved.

[KenderKin]

Ventnor needs to mash the potatoes, precious....

[Molten Dragon]

KenderKin boiled, mashed and put them in a stew.

[Pulg]

Baked Potato showed MD the way.

[GM_Beernorg]

Then Molten Dragon overcooked the crap outa that stew with his dragon fire breath, just as Gollum feared all along, it ruins it!

(fracking Pulg ninjas! ;) )

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

GM_Beernorg was kicked off the Battlestar Galactica writing team for being too "dirty."

[Ventnor]

Have you ever seen I'm Hiding In Your Closet and Pulg in the same place?

Wait, you have?

Shoot! There goes that conspiracy theory...

[KenderKin]

Ventnor opens doors suddenly hoping to catch some of that closet action for himself......

[lucky7]

KenderKin is on the brutesquad.

KenderKin IS the brutesquad.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

lucky7 went to the Apple Genius Bar, only to kill them all with lightning when not one of them demonstrated the faintest sign of genius.

[Molten Dragon]

Unbeknownst to most, IHIYC is not actually his name but his genus classification.

[Pulg]

Molten Dragon has a chinbutt that just won't quit.

[Ventnor]

Too many Pulgs spoil the broth.

[Pappy Smurf]

Ventnor stews pulglings in a pot....poor little puglings!

He will roast a few, and toast a few and boil area for gold.......

Smurf

[Pulg]

Pappy Smurf will now play us an extended clarinet solo, evoking the spirit of the lost continents of Atlantis and Mu through his artistry.

[Ventnor]

If Pulg ever met Pulg, the Pulg Pulg Pulg Pulg Pulg.

[Molten Dragon]

Ventnor Pulg Pulg Pulgity in the Pulg Pulgitantorington Pulg while the Pulg Pulgs the Pulg.

[lucky7]

But don't tell Molten Dragon, or he'll bring in GoatToucher.

[Pulg]

Lucky7 has already brought in GoatToucher.

[Molten Dragon]

Back in the day, Pulg smurfed one too many smurfers.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Molten Smurf-on was blue before blue was coo.

[Pulg]

KahynaSmurf? Yes, I kahn.

[KenderKin]

GoatToucher was just pulling his Pulg....

[Ventnor]

KenderKin tries to sneak a silent "q" into every word he types.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Ventnor markets his own line of "Dracoroni and Cheese* Dinner."

* = molten steel - which is just as good as cheese, right?

[Bleached Otyugh]

*nodnods enthusiastically*

LITTLE HEAD TENTACLE GUY KIND. GIVE GURG FOODS.

[Nectanebo the Vulture]

Years ago, Bleached Otyugh helped me find the Eye of Ometeotl!

[KenderKin]

A raw genus species of vulture that only feeds off of rotten nectar....

[lucky7]

KenderKin is only tangentially related to Pinocchio.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

If you go back in time to when lucky7's father, cranky1, was still alive and just a boy you'll find that he had the name optimistic1.

[Disaffected Teenager]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon gets his piercings at 5 Below.

[KenderKin]

DT is somewhere in a mall right now posting from his smart phone while looking at the stores....He got his piercings and free earrings at Claire's (in the mall)....

[Pulg]

KenderKin has a set of oracular vegetables that he likes to call 'Carrot Cards', while sticking his thumbs in his waistcoat pockets and laughing uproariously.

[Ventnor]

Pulg saved a bunch of money by not paying his taxes.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Ventnor just saved a bunch of money on his healing insurance by converting to Glycon!

[KenderKin]

Ihiyc saves money by driving around without insurance as he figured someone has to be an "uninsured motorist"....

[Pulg]

KenderKin has just invested all his spare cash in Amalgamated Spats and expects to be rich! rich! rich! in no time.

[Ventnor]

Pulg was, in fact, amalgamated from a pile of used spats.

[Shifty EXALT Representative]

Ventnor lost his deli to stray rocket fire. The aliens helped him rebuild.