KG promised Pulg a cool ten percent if he helped KG get the money from Narnia.
Sissly is taking 10% of the 10% in exchange for helping Pulg help KG get the money out.
KahnyaGnorc bases her friendship and romance decisions on people's rankings in their Steam profiles.
GMB knew he should never have downloaded Big Rigs from Steam.
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Every morning, IHIYC re-rolls his stats.
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GoatToucher re-rolls his compulsion % for immoral stuff every morning.
KahnyaGnorc, through meditation and ancient rituals, can become a d20 whenever a roll is called for.
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Ventnor has his own Rolemaster fumble chart.
-5: 1,500 Miniature Liberaces appear on each of your horns and proceed to squirt you with ham flavoured Prosecco. + 20 hits and make a Sanity check at -19, else you will turn into GoatToucher.
Only Pulg has ever seen the Original Fumble Chart, which was locked away because its power was too much to be ever used.
Ventnor has had to roll on the Original Fumble Chart once. He is now no longer allowed to play a character not named "Sir Squiggly Smasher the Squishyhealbot".
Goddity, too, once rolled on the Original Fumble Chart. He started wearing a mask after seeing the result, a mask he has not taken off to this very day.
Ventnor's cave has recently become a shelter for the homeless, as he was legally relocated himself.
TFF lives in that shelter, as he recently suffered a series of financial setbacks in the form of a party of LG adventurers entered his keep, slew his minions, evaded his traps, forced him to flee, and absconded with all his treasure.
AZK paid those pesky adventures to attack and raid Fiend Fantastics lair, though all he really wanted was Fiend's ancient "couch of unending and unparalleled comfort." The whole thing started because Fiend Fantastic bought the last one the day after Christmas, and got a great deal too!
With an eye towards summer time fun, GMB also found an after Christmas sale on a speedo 3-pack. Hello sailor indeed....
Molten Dragon is actually smuggling budgies in his budgie-smugglers, believe it or not. PETA would like a word with him.
Pulg is wanted by PETA. Not the same PETA you think it is either. No one knows what it stands for.
Goddity founded the Porridge Eater's Trucking Association to meet people who eat porridge while driving trucks. There are a lot more people who do this than you might think.
Ventnor organized a sit in because the PETA would not share.
Midgard Serpent's Secret Identity is that of the Pork Enchilada Trouser Arsonist.
Pulg never wears trousers.
Schism enjoys stealing Pulgs pants and making them into cut-off shorts hence why Pulg has no pants.
GMB recently made a conscious decision to wear nothing but "Daisy dukes" all the time.
Molten Dragon was dressed in a mascotte suit as Goofey in Disney World.
Wylliam Harrison won the Most Hairs Eaten Award in 2011, 2012, and 2014. He is sure that the 2013 winner cheated.
The sad truth is that Ventnor simply had a very good year that year.
Neither of them talk about who won the 2015 year. Sissly has had a very very good year.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon cannot eat bread, or else his power will be broken forever.
Deep-fried-Kahnya-on-a-stick overtook Ventnor-on-a-stick in sales yesterday.
Goddity has cornered the stick market.
Lucky7 will glue the other half to his bald skull, pose in the mirror and say "I'm the most beautiful princess in the kingdom!" in a raspy falsetto.
GoatToucher made the half-wig for lucky7, it looked like a dead skunk taped to a hair net, because it is, oddly, lucky7 actually looked ok with that horrid thing on, as long as you could get past the smell.
After many years of use, GoatToucher passed the very much 'pre-loved' wig onto GM_Beernorg, who is presently proudly wearing it, as we can see.
Sometimes KahnyaGnorc wants to go where everybody knows his name. He's still looking for a place when that's true.
One problem Ventnor faces daily is that, being Diminutive, people don't notice him when he orders food. It could be worse, of course, but it gnaws on him constantly.
IHIYC knows, of course. Wish he'd tell me.
Sissyl is the author of the best-selling 'Confessions of a Valkyrie' series.