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Scarab Sages

Head closet clown exterminator is just cranky because he can't find his mummy. GO. TO. YOUR. ROOM!


I found my mummy, it was all wrapped up.

IHIYC is made out of toilet paper, mayonnaise and kangaroos


Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssssss!!!!! You have no brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!


Cr500 zombie is gonna be sleeping with the fishies

Dark Archive

Gnome Mafia Godfather is working with the cops.


Cr500cricket is named after the gun in men in black


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QC nerd is nothing but a cigar attached to a strangely shaped (and bad tempered) Jerusalem Artichoke.


Pulg is living in reverse, which does NOT excuse his unkempt hair.

Actually, there's no excuse for that kind of hair.


Quiche Lisp is the marlon brando of pastry

Sovereign Court

The Fiend Fantastic is actually an archon who spent a long time on a sunbed.


Jurassic Bard is Godzilla's tiny fanboy.


Wylliam is a robot impersonator and a closet clown


The one above me can distinguish IHIYC with me.

(This is FALSE factoids.....nuff said ;) )

Dark Archive

Wylliam Harrison has less intelligence than the Star Wars prequel battle droids.


The "Cr" in Cr500cricket does not stand for Challenge Rating. It stands for Cricket Residue.


This is partially correct - it should actually be kr, standing for Krevon's Residue.


Pulg set us up the bomb, main screen turn on.


QCNerd doesn't like to smoke.


Captain spalding took me on a cruise.

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

The Fiend Fantastic is actually LG and rather shy.

Shadow Lodge

Alayern isnt a heavy metal elf he just hit his head


Alayern's avatar is a selfie while pooping.

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

So is Krevon's. Too bad he couldn't get the armor off first...

(also the title of the pic is "Elf laughing" but now I am starting to see why only 7 other people are using it..)


It also looks like someone is probing the depths of elven fragility....from behind.


Krevon works as a nurse-dressed waitress in a cosplay cafe on sundays.


Wylliam is trying to bring the mullet back into fashion.

Shadow Lodge

shism is trying to bring THAT HAIR back into fashion


equinoxmaster dual casts duel spells

Scarab Sages

QCNerd slices, dices, and makes Octavian fries!


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is an anagram of Cosigned Lithium Irony

Scarab Sages

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If QCNerd walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, that means he's overdue for his pills.


IHIYC is in my closet listening to Sarah McLachlan and cutting himself.

Sovereign Court

Krevon is a knight of the garter.


Jurassic Bard is a squeeky toy

Scarab Sages

The Fiend Fantastic has the four letters of the dreidel (Nun, Gimel, Hei, and Shin) tattooed on the back of his neck.


The clown is Ronald McDonald's evil twin.


'THE' Poog of Zarongel is actually a Shangri-Las style girl group, their big hit being 'Drag Race Hunky Boy'

"OOO BOO SHOOBY WA, POOG OF ZARONGEL, HE'S MY DRAG RACE HUNKY BOY"

Scarab Sages

Pulg is "THE" Poog of Zarongel's taciturn, perpetually-disappointed Japanese stepfather.

Grand Lodge

I'm Hiding In Your Closet want us to think he is hiding in the closet to kill us, but in reality he's just hanging out in there. He loves to hang out in closets because the unique and warm feeling he gets when pressed against hanging pants and shirts. When asked further he will be one of the first to tell you that the overwhelming smell of recently laundered garments in a small space is almost divine.


He wants you to think it's a helmet, but Draight has actually been nearly completely devoured by an eagle-man.


GoatToucher is eyeing his next target in the National Spitting Contest.

Grand Lodge

Schism has been depressed since reading Crime and Punishment and hearing about Raskolnikov's plight -- her name commemorates his life. It is well known the root Raskol means Schism.


Draight is aiming to join the Eagle Knights.

Grand Lodge

Wylliam named his character after the acclaimed rapper WILL.I.AM. This type-o haunts him to this day so he takes his frustration out in the Forum Games thread -- hoping that someday a mod will pity him and offer to fix his name.


Draght isn't normally that colour. Someone sold him a 3kg jar of mayonnaise, claiming it was meersalm; he slathered himself with it five days ago and now believes he's invulnerable (he is, but only because no-one will come near him)


Pulg once ate a pony. He found the colorful balloons on its flank to be the most delicious part.

Scarab Sages

GoatToucher has a working pinball machine plunger where his right eye should be.


IHIYC was asked to the circus prom.

Sovereign Court

A factoid is a statement presented as truth but is actually false.

What truth is then held in a false factoid? There's likely more irony in the thread title than is realized by most participants :)

Sovereign Court

TFF wears specialty made contact lenses.

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