False factoids

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Wylliam Harrison is in fact superior to you in many ways...but would gladly give all up to be human.

[krevon]

Dr. Noonien Soong created one more sibling for Data.....Chuckles who later changed his name to I'm Hiding In Your Closet.

[Quiche Lisp]

Krevon is in fact a vargouille who stole some samurai's kabuto.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Quiche Lisp is...a BLANCMANGE! Don't worry, though - he's still too short to be any good at tennis.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

IHIYC is the latest salesman of IKEA, demonstrating the spaciousness of IKEA closets.

[Quiche Lisp]

The Fiend Fantastic's middle name is "Cindy".

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Quiche Lisp can detach his head from his body, and does so every other Friday night when he goes bowling.

[QCNerd]

I'm Hiding in your Closet is in fact, hiding in your closet.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

QCNerd is merely stating the obvious in the hopes that it will distract you long enough for him to rifle through your dresser and steal your underpants.

[Wylliam Harrison]

IHIYC was rejected as the picture for a joker in a cards game.

[lucky7]

Mr. Harrison was going to complete the Kessell Run in 11 parsecs, but some nerfherder named Han Solo cut him off!

[Snively]

Lucky7 was an unfortunate accident at the Mary K Headquarters R&D Department.

[QCNerd]

Snively will keep an eye on it for you

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

QCNerd is the star model for a clothing line directed at militia kooks.

[krevon]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet has stolen my underpants....therefore I present my newest theory. I'm Hiding In Your Closet is an underpants gnome.

[Pulg]

Krevon knits the thongs that make the young girls cry.

[QCNerd]

Pulg is spelled the same forwards and backwards.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

QCNerd stands for: Quiet Centered Neutral Elderly Rant Dope

[QCNerd]

The Fiend Fantastic stands for:

Touch his epidermis Feel it entice near death Find a new touch and sit toward it consecutively

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

QCNerd's grandpappy fought in the Second War of Azeroth - he was one of those Magnificent Gnomes In Their Flying Machines.

[QCNerd]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wasn't always known as such, in the 60's he was known as I'm Hiding On Your Grassy Knoll, and in 1865 he was known as I'm Hiding in Your Theater, and in 1775 he was known as I'm Hiding In Your Colonies About to Start Your Revolution

[krevon]

QCNerd is not a nerd but in fact......a Grognard

[equinoxmaster]

krevon's helmet is not that fancy. it is a cheap toy from a ninja meal

[Wylliam Harrison]

equinoxmaster is, despite his name, not good at all with horses.

[Belphegor]

Wylliam Harrison is possessed.

[QCNerd]

Belphegor rides a horse named Invincible, which is a dumb name for a horse because I can totally see it.

[Belphegor]

QCNerd is a good speller.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Belphegor is a good teacher

[equinoxmaster]

the fiend fantastic is neither a fiend nor fantastic

[The Fiend Fantastic]

That's already been said.....you're way behind :)

equinoxmaster is Sissyl's butler

[equinoxmaster]

the fiend fantastic is not me and im glad about that

[krevon]

equinoxmaster is only powerful twice a year.

[equinoxmaster]

krevon just discover that equinox is lunar and has nothing to do with horse (thats equinemaster, my evil twin)

[QCNerd]

equinoxmaster makes eggs stand on end

[Guardian of the order of cheese]

QCnerd is not a dairytarian

[krevon]

The position of Guardian of the Order of Cheese is a ploy to eat more cheese.

[Pulg]

Krevon is like a Kevin with extra Kevin, deep fried Kevin in breadcrumbs, Kevin sauce and Kevin sprinkled on top as well.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Pulg is the example of hairy beeftitude

[QCNerd]

Wylliam Harris taught Vin Diesel how to do the big arm gestures he's known for

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

QCNerd's favorite brand of cigar is the exploding kind the CIA tried to slip Fidel Castro.

[equinoxmaster]

krevon wrote:

The position of Guardian of the Order of Cheese is a ploy to eat more cheese.

so at least its an excuse to have fun

[equinoxmaster]

im hiding in your closet is actually hiding under your sofa

[QCNerd]

equinoxmaster did not create an awkward posting moment in this thread

[equinoxmaster]

qcnerd did not say anything about equinoxmaster

[The Doc CC]

Equinoxmaster is not using an avatar. That is actually his photograph.

[equinoxmaster]

the doc CC is not a vampire-thing, he's just big boned

[Burning Straw man]

The Doc CC is in fact one of the biggest lovers of garlic there is.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Burning Straw man is oblivious to all things that begin with the letter 'E.'

[Head closet clown exterminator]

Ihiyc is not a jester, he's just a fool.

ALSO EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!