Quiche Lord Gille De Rais is a nudist welder's assistant. Quite what he assists with is between him and the nudist welder and certainly none of *your* business.
IHIYC is the marketing genius responsible for Shulamith Firestone's signature range of radical feminist tyres.
Pulg gains 20 pounds each day and works it off by a lengthy session of flatulence.
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rashly5 reproduces by athenatosis: He swallows a bug, then about a month later, he develops migraine headaches which become so intolerable that he eventually splits his own forehead open with a hammer and chisel, allowing another tanuki, fully-grown, fully-garbed, and armed with its own magic sake bottle, to spring from his brow.
IHIYC is sadly the main cause why a closet...any closet...remains in the showroom.
The Fiend Fantastic is stuck in an endless loop of sobbing and burping.
That is, until i kick one of those sniveling souls over and get back to business. Which for today is revealing rashly has 4 other siblings we haven't met yet.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is cute without the 'e'.
Rashly5 blows his own trumpet, twangs his own banjo, pats his own bongos, tootles his own bassoon and warbles his own theremin. And all with only two hands.
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Pulg has the amazing mutant power to...turn into a door. Just a normal wooden door - he can't even make openings or "open whole new possibilities," he needs an open space to just stand in. Kind of a lame power, huh? At least he can keep from falling over on his own. He almost never uses it, but HE CAN DO IT, AND THAT'S MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE, DAMMIT!
IHIYC was in Marylin's closet.
Kat's Eye has nothing feline about himself but is in fact an abnormally hairy former boxing champion (hence the flat nose) whith funny ears (from his mother's side ; the slitted pupils come from a genetic anomaly on his father's side).
Quiche Lisp is actually just an egg. He has no body. The neck you see is an illusion. His head is an egg, shaped and molded into a likeness that's vaguely a really, really misshapen face.
Rashly's wearing a hat, right? Wrong. Rashly's a poor tanuki stuck in a funnel at the end of a sanitation truck hose, but appropriate cutting makes it not obvious.
Miss Sissyl here is wearing a disguise. She usually wears fancy clothes, and occasionally a tutu.
IHIYC advertises his fertility clinic by driving around in a loudspeaker van blaring out "I've got speerrrm that jingle, jangle, jingles!"
Pulg makes the best butterscotch in all of the planes and shares with everyone.
rashly makes a decent saké too.
The Fiend Fantastic as a Goodly Twin, rightly reviled by his family. Sometimes, this twin appears and wreaks havoc with the nightmarish plans of his brother, with liberal uses of candy, bunnies and affectionate hugs: the horror !
Quiche Lisp is the Teflon Gongfather, spreading friction-free smiles and happiness wherever he travels with his big sparkly gong.
Pulg is actually a hairless dwarf, but an attempt at a spell to give him more hair and muscle went wrong.
The Fiend Fantastic wears nothing but a hideously exaggerated thong.
The bashful jester tries on every new piece of clothing.
Belphegor's face is saught after by archeologists and treasure-hunters alike. A face made from such material "must surely" be of value.
TFF doesn't actually have a goatee. It is a third horn protruding from his chin. The sad part is that he's repeatedly tried to have it removed, each time discovering that he doesn't get a beard growth and returning it to its place... Until it gets time to try again...
Sissyl has a Tammy Wynnette, to catche Tammye Wynnes inne.
Pulg's last statement made sense.
Schism is an enchanted broom.
rashly is possibly a raccoon with a cord you pull for it to say "hello, hug me"
The Fiend Fantastic likes going up to people and tinkling
IHIYC hides because he is a clown that is scared of people.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is the one thing that always makes baby elves instantly cry.
rash "might" be the one thing that cheers baby elves up instantly, grabbing and hugging him en masse.
Kobbi was once the owner of Kobbi Cola producer KobbiCorp, one of the early casualties of the Coke wars of the eighties.
Sissyl work for Kobbi, but was actually a corporate spy for one of the rival cola companies.
Belphegor is the descendant of a tyrannosaurus rex. That means he's a chicken.
Rashly5 is the opposite of porridge.
Meanwhile, if rashly is sharing with Pulg, he could be named Pugsly for a day. "If".....
The Fiend is really an angel in disguise. That is why he is Fantastic.
Kobbi misheard his SO's Beyonce themed hints, liked what he saw and put a herring on it.
Mr Pulg's barber is happy to see him, as he can charge a little extra for shaving such a quantity of facial hair.