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lucky seven tried to steal Christmas, and was thwarted by The Wonder Twins, one of whom turned into an elephant and snorted the other one into their nose to spray him with.

Liberty's Edge

Spanky owes Santa 2,000$ in punitive damages.

Scarab Sages

Backwards words their get people makes that attack gaze a has lucky7.


IHIYC was stuck after a closet after the door locked on him. Lucky*'s gaze attack passed through one of the cracks in the door.


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Hobbsdadolfin thinks Gladys Knight is a Cavalier archetype.

Scarab Sages

Pulg thinks "Hungry Ghost Monk" is some kind of dark, edgy superhero movie starring Tony Shalhoub.

Liberty's Edge

IHIYC calls himself that in real life.


Starfinder Superscriber

Lucky7 runs a home for imaginary friends from under his bed.

Liberty's Edge

DJEternalDarkness is currently playing in Iowa.


Famous Lucky7 is the famous hydraulic engineer who will only accept payment in spankings.

Liberty's Edge

Pulg is currently Lumberjacking it in the Bahamas. "There are no trees in the bahamas!" "That's what they want you to think!"


Starfinder Superscriber

Lucky7 has been keeping tigers out of Hawai'i for 3 years now.

Liberty's Edge

DJEternalDarkness is in the middle of a struggle between whether or not he wants to be a Wonder Twin


Lucky7 is going thorough, through your borough, in his chinstrap beard and Japanese schoolgirl's outfit.

Scarab Sages

Pulg is a delicious leafy vegetable that grows in temperate climates throughout the Northern Hemisphere. Pulg is high in iron and vitamin D, and is favored in Korean cuisine as a complement to hagfish.

Scarab Sages

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IHIYC only comes out of the closet on stormy nights.


Stormy nights are also the only time Charles Scholz takes of his mask.

Scarab Sages

When Little Skylark gazes into the Abyss, the Abyss doesn't bother to gaze back into Little Skylark - It just makes a rude gesture.

Liberty's Edge

IHIYC fights super villains with Quielbasa


Lucky7 is offering $5m (Zimbabwean) to anyone who can prove that the US President is actually Theleb K'aarna, Theocrat of Pan Tang.

Scarab Sages

"Pulg" is "Glup" spelled backwards, which proves that he is in fact a mud monster who wants to engulf and devour us all. BAKE HIM! BAKE HIM, I SAY! BAKE HIM BEFORE HE GETS TO THE 1st-LEVELS!


IHIYC is hiding in the 1st level. He just doesn't want to do the baking himself.

Scarab Sages

Does Sissyl know the Muffin Man? Yes, Sissyl knows the Muffin Man...oh, but if she'd only known him better....


IHIYC has floury hands. Although on closer inspection, that isn't flour... And those aren't his hands...

HEEEELP!


Pulg is afraid IHIYC takes his hands as well.


Little Skylark, or Dwarven Welkincaper, in the old tongue - is largely supported by various alchemical mixtures often heard muttering Wun'erful Wun'erful.

Liberty's Edge

Hylnrian knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.


Lucky_7 is the transparent alias of Lucy VII, an aristocratic and sweet old lady living in Geneva, who recently had her 98th birthday.

In her beautiful house by the lake, Lucy has two cats and a zebra called "Dave", named after the central character in that sci-fi movie.

It's Dave that enjoys internet surfing, really, and has persuaded the old lady that is Lucy to scour the Paizo forums, so that it, Dave, can indulge in its guilty passion by proxy: in various PbPs, it likes to play katana-wielding min/maxed Tengus with the "Racial heritage trait: zebra" in non oriental environments.

Have you no shame, Dave ?

Scarab Sages

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Quiche Lisp has a nose for trouble, and a nose for business...and a nose for dinner...and a nose for going to the beach...and a nose for visiting his relatives - point is, Quiche Lisp collects noses and wears a different one for every occasion.

Liberty's Edge

IHIYC just gave my brother a very bad idea.

Scarab Sages

lucky7 has a d6 Hit Die.

Liberty's Edge

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IHIYC is considering taking the Humanoid (politician) favored enemy type.

Scarab Sages

lucky7 has Eldritch Heritage (Kennedy Bloodline).


IHIYC found out the hard way that, in Sweden, 'turducken' is a warning cry the locals give when flinging poo about.

Liberty's Edge

Pulg is an Averagefoot.


Lucky7 has a very slow identity crisis, that's why he keeps changing his avatars.

Liberty's Edge

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Little Skylark works for the FBI fetching coffee.

Scarab Sages

lucky7 inspires his comrades and terrorizes his foes by maintaining maximum ranks in Perform (Belching the Alphabet).


IHIYC hasn't realised his name is out of date and he should be called I'm Stealthing In Your Closet. However, none of those terms accurately describe what he's actually doing in your closet - RIGHT NOW! - so that fact's pretty much irrelevant.

Scarab Sages

Pulg is a domovoi who will wash your dishes and perform maintenance on your computer overnight provided you leave out a dish of his favorite meal: honey-baked hagfish with roasted plums.


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet is a master of misdirection, and as you read this on your computer or tablet, he's in fact hiding under your desk or behind your chair. Or stuck on the ceiling over your head like a bat.

Also, he has adamantine teeth and likes to keep the skull of his last victim safely tucked away under his crazy hat, "for company". Sadly, fellow paizo forum reader, you'll soon witness it all by yourself.


Fortunately I was reading this on my phone so he did not attack me. Plus the fact I wear an adamantine strainer on my head with tin foil to keep away bad signals and stuff like that to begin with.


Anklebiter Humperdink was very sad because he didn't post a fact about Quiche Lips. Then he made up a song. It's stuck in is head but he kind of likes it.

I doesn't can run hard, I never fit in 
Burning stuf is the way I win
I want their money but they never give 
Burning stuf is the way I live
I really make good songs cause they does rime 
Burning Is the stuf for my!


Little Skylark, thanks to dark pacts with Nameless Powers and plenty of practice, can manipulate five sock-puppets simultaneously. One on each hand, one on each foot, and...


Little Skylark is himself, unbeknownst to him, a sock puppet of the Great Moofa...

but I can't tell no more, because Pulg - himself an agent of the Grand Poobah (unrelenting enemy of the Great Moofa) - is watching me type this, while gently humming a song of war and hair care (two closely related activies in its Doctor Who-esque native culture).

Scarab Sages

After Pizza the Hutt got trapped in his limo and ate himself to death, Quiche Lisp became his successor. His first act with his new status was to perform wedding services for Vinnie and Dot Matrix.


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This is IHIYC's nice smile, you should see him when he is trying to look scary.


Krystel Kallit once proposed to IHIYC.

Liberty's Edge

Kat's Eye is the Made of Honor, the former paladin who is attempting to right his wrongs by serving as a bodyguard at the wedding.

Scarab Sages

lucky7 was outside protesting the wedding because it was offended his religious beliefs - as a medieval Cathar, he believes ALL marriage is blasphemous.

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