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Ventnor has always wanted to know why Simon & Garfunkle decided to sing about 'Feelin' Gravy' on the 59th Bridge.


Pulg's Moon Laser is actually a Sun Laser.

Sssshhhh! Don't tell anybody!


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Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme is like a normal Sinister Stan: Schemer, but with tomatoes and sour cream.


When KahnyaGnorc says "jump," his followers say "One leg or two?"


Ventnor is marketing the new goat bell


Kenderkin developed the GoatToucher Bell, warns goats when GT is in the area.


KG worked with me to develop the goat light a touch based light that goes on and off as the goat is touched, to better track GT's after dark activities. The whole field was flashing like a strobe light....

....for weeks later flashes of light came from the closets as well


They were saying 'Save us, KenderKin, from a Fate Worse Than Death' in Morse code.


A half-giant walked into Pulg's room at midnight one night, began to tell Pulg that he was a wizard, realized where he was, then turned around and left.


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Ventnor traveled to the distant peaks of the Himalayas to try and train as an assassin, but got rejected. He then tried to be trained as a sorcerer, but got rejected. A monk? rejected. A mountain climber? rejected. etc., etc., etc.

He finally quit, went down into China, where he was trained as a holiday float.


KahnyaGnorc wishes to inform Ventnor that, in fact, I am a f$*!ing wizard.


Pulg was actually thinking about making the KK grand wizard joke....


KenderKin lives his life like he's one K away from disaster.


Ventnor wants it all, but he can't have it. It's in Ventnor's face, but he can't grab it.


KG has faith no more


KenderKin was caught between the moon and New York City.

But there was plenty of room, so he didn't care.


The world changed when Pulg's plan to destroy MTV succeeded.


Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme looked at those yo-yos, because that's the way you do it -- You play the guitar on the MTV. So, he hired Pulg to create and execute the plan to destroy it.


KG was beating on the bongos like a chimpanzee


Kenderkin was beating on the chimpanzees like a bongo.


See that big ol' Pulg with the beard and pig-nose
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That big ol' Pulg has his own flying carpet
That big ol' Pulg is a thousandaire.


KG's Hawaiian noises


KK's sticking it in the camera.


KahnyaGnorc is hired by important figures all over the world because his full-body massages are just that good.


Ventnor does not appreciated 80's references in his forum games

Dataphiles

*bweepboopbeepwhoopwheepBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!*


R2-FU is bitter because of how well the brand-new R3-FU units are doing the jobs he used to handle.


Ventnor's Robot Lady Sex Dragon project has hit a bit of a snag, in that what was sold to him as super-powered real-feel [redacted]s were, in fact, industrial rock-crushers, leading to several dissatisfied customers. Luckily, GoatToucher has indicated that he's willing to step in and take whatever Ventnor has left over.


Pulg was once attacked by a band of bloodthirsty Pulg-eating goats, but was saved in the nick of time when GT came and scared the goats away. Once Pulg asked what he could do to repay GT, he regretted being saved ever since.


KG also makes Julienne Fries.


Last week, GoatToucher time-traveled back to 1793. He and Benjamin Franklin had a grand time spitting on boats that sailed into Boston Harbor.


Ventnor tried that . . . that's REALLY what happened to the Spanish Armada.


KG invented Spanish fly


KK invented Spanish flu.


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Sissyl invented a little Spanish Flea


In some country's Pulg "pellets" are considered an aphrodisiac.


MD did extensive research on the various flus online.


KenderKin also did research but on various floozies online.


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Molten Dragon was the brains behind Lollapafloozie, a famous Alternative festival of [censored].


Pulg's censored activities are legion, and unnatural....


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KenderKin's 5 favorite things are all goats.


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Ventnor's are snowflakes and kittens and warm woollen mittens, the torn flesh of his dying foes, and the lamentations of any survivors as they are dragged off in chains to a life of hellish servitude.


Ware the bite of the mighty Pulg!


KenderKin was bitten by a radioactive Pulg. He now protects the city as the Uncredible Wig-Man.


Ventnor protects the city from Utopian Schemes as Credible Solutions Man, with his unstoppable Responsibility Brain-Blast striking fear into villains the world over.


Pulg's facial hair is banned as a weapon under the Geneva Convention.


KG has his own code of conduct


KenderKin cannot tell lies. Every post he has made on this thread is the truth.


S4's scheme is actually to open a pizza place.


and KK has the perfect location for it, the ambient heat and light of Hell really cuts down on electricity bills.

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