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Ventnor is, ironically, the only member of the Antient and Noble Order Of Not-Ventnors
Pulg was dragged from his bed one night and forcibly inducted into the No-Pulgs Club.
IHIYC watched and ate popcorn..
KenderKin isn't allowed into any secret societies. Kleptomania isn't very conducive to keeping them secret, after all.
Ventnor does know about the kender only secret societies....whoops did I say that out loud?
KenderKin can not say anything out loud, since he lacks a mouth.
Jokey is all mouth and trousers, fur coat and no knickers, footloose and fancy free and also Belgian.
Pulg knows all Belgians on sight. How he does it he is not saying.
MD thinks it is funny to flatten and roast Belgians, making jokes about crispy waffles.....
KenderKin knows about waffles and waffling, being on both sides of the great Waffle House - Huddle House war of 2005.
KahnyaGnorc is the founder of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes chain of restaurants.
Ventnor invented the Denver Omelet.
He was in Bruges at the time.
GT invented the douchebag
KenderKin invented the HooFannyPak.
Pulg is a world-class grandmaster at the arcade game Fanny-Pac-Man.
Super I'm-Hiding-In-Your-Closer Bros. was unfortunately ahead of its time and didn't sell very well at all, significantly contributing to the great Video Game Crash of '83.
Ventnor shorted the video game industry at the time and made a fortune.
KG invented elevator action
KenderKin's love/hate relationship with gravity inspired the yo-yo.
Funny KG should mention the yo-yo, he knows it is a kender invention and the most likely thing a kender has continual light cast upon..
KenderKin is just another brick in the wall.
Ventnor is a spy in the House of Love.
Pulg is stranded alone in the Gas Station of Love, and has to use the self-service pumps.
JUC is actually very funny
KK never stops in the name of love.
KG only stops when doves cry.
KenderKin is wanted by Interpol for aggravated abbreviation abuse.
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Ventnor is wanted in Albania, Antigua, Argentina and Andorra for Any number of Aberrant After-School Alliteration Atrocities
Pulg pleads pitifully 'pon paisley-plated pontoons.
Ventnor's victorious vandalism veers via vortices.
KG prefers the w for the v sound, but it only works for Wagner.
Whenever KenderKin hears a Wagner piece, he gets this urge to conquer Poland.
IHIYC believes that people from Poland ane called Pols and people from Holland are called Hols.....he is wrong for this
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KenderKin was once seen Moonwalking through the Mall of America. He was asked by security to put the moon back, as it was necessary for tides and the like.
Anonymous Warrior's actual name is Warren Nimus.
Generic Dwarf #112, finding himself unable to grow a beard, has successfully fooled everyone for years by gluing partially baked challah to his chin every morning.
Pulg is a hair donor to Donald Trump
KenderKin is secretly Donald Trump's Antimatter Universe counterpart, Tronald Dump.
Ventnor is the gatekeeper between the Matter and Antimatter Universes - best be on their good side.
In the antimatter universe Uncle Teddy is the bear.
KenderKin can't bear bears.
JUC is also known as Joe King
KenderKin's name ended with a g until he was deposed by the kender riots of '05.
KahnyaGnorc has his own signature line of KahnyaSporks
Pulg is a plastic spork expert
Kenderkin created the Spork Cult, but it was just a get-rich-quick scheme for him. The cult earns him a modest living, but not nearly as much as the rival Spoon Cult, or Blue Oyster Cult.
KahnyaGnorc is the Cowbeller for Blue Oyster Cult.
Ventnor needs more cowbell!
KenderKin has a fever. It has only one cure...
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