Paizo Top Nav Branding
  • Hello, Guest! |
  • Sign In |
  • My Account |
  • Shopping Cart |
  • Help/FAQ
About Paizo Messageboards News Paizo Blog Help/FAQ
Pathfinder Roleplaying Game
Pathfinder Society

Pathfinder Beginner Box

Pathfinder Adventure Card Game

Pathfinder Comics

Pathfinder Legends

So, we have 3 days left. What's the plan?


Off-Topic Discussions


As everyone with History Channel should know by now, the world is 3 days from ending.

What are your plans for what's left of history?


Get a sleep. Possibly take a hot bath if repairs will be finished before 21st and the gas will be turned on.


Well, my wishlist is here should anyone want to get me something for my birthday...


Prepare for the glorious awakening! The stars will be right! Phn'glui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn!!

I love how Firefox spell-check recognized Cthulhu and R'lyeh as not misspelled.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Roleplaying Game, Tales Subscriber

What are you talking about? My gaming group already stopped that apocalypse. 8^)


Choir practice


1 person marked this as a favorite.

A checklist!

No-longer-virginal sacrifices - check!

Mind-altering substances, legally acquired so that those pesky investigators have no cause to interrupt the End of the World as They Knew It - check!

Basement for performing the sacrifices to propitiate the Servitors - check!

Other sources of food (some of the "self propelled" variety), potable water, yet more mind-altering substances ...

Oh, and of course proper tools for dealing with the heartbeat-challenged. We can't have something as annoying as spontaneous zombie spawning the world over halt the celebrations!

Phn'glui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn!!

Taldor

Wait, I had to come up with a plan?
Er...


Well, obviously, the Mayans totally had it wrong.

Friday is the day I'm raising an army of the walking dead to enslave and/or consume the living.


I bought Twinkies. I'm ready for it.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

I'll most likely be playing TF2 until the end...spy checking everyone!!


If the end comes I'll drink that vodka left for special occasion. Not all at once, however. My stomach wouldn't stand it.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

I will do what Graeme did in the earthenasia episode of an old British TV comedy called the Goodies.

The Earth was to be destroyed at midnight, so he set the clock forwards 2 mins so he could see the look on the faces of his friends when the clock strike 12 and have a good laugh.


You Evil-Evil Dwarf


Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

As everyone with History Channel should know by now, the world is 3 days from ending.

What are your plans for what's left of history?

For the temerity of asking such a silly question... After my ascension, I shall make you my meat puppet.


Drejk wrote:
You Evil-Evil Dwarf

Yes I am....

Silver Crusade

The infernal teddies shall inherit the earth and all stuffed goods shall be free from the clutches of young children, Valentine's Day gifts, hospital wards and female tweenies having a Twilight Marathon! Finally, the infernal teddies will rule over their new kingdom and keep humans as fleshy toys to adorn their beds and shelves!


I got four days off. It better not end.


My plan? To pray. Pray that the Assyrians had it right...that we really are an experiment of the Magic Space Lizards...and I pray that they will return in three days and start the Zombie Apocalypse (if ever there was a God in Heaven who ever loved me at all...PLEASE bring me the Zombie Apocalypse!)

If the Annunaki don't bring me my zombies, I guess I'll have to go back to getting famously drunk and laughing at your stupidity...honestly, I'd rather have the dead (they are, without exception, far better conversationalists).


Especially if your favourite topic of conversation is brainnnns...

Qadira

Hi, If you would just sign over every thing you own before the end you can meet it free of the burden of worldly goods...


Bring shotguns, ammo and booze... just in case it's a ZOMBIE apocalypse. What? I can dream, can't I?

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

1 person marked this as a favorite.

I'll be under general anaesthetic when it hits. Timed that one perfectly, suckers!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

A better feat of perfect timing would be to orgasm right as the world ends. Just sayin'...


You mortals and your ridiculous reproductive processes. Clonal fragmentation fission is simply more efficient.


But not as enjoyable.

Shadow Lodge

Its the end of the world as we know it. I feel fine


Australia,.....it's gone.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Australia,.....it's gone.

It's hotter than Hell here today.... I have spent all of this morning in the pool.

No demon horde destroying us though unless they stopped at the pub for a cold beer.


It's plunged into the Abyss. Through a rift.

The mayans were right.


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

It's plunged into the Abyss. Through a rift.

The mayans were right.

Maybe all of our venomous animals, poisonous plants, wild fires, dust storms and floods scared the hordes of the Abyss off.


And the marsupial dingos.


d mayans were right the doomsayers were wrong

so there


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Whatever happens, I've got a nice bottle of whiskey.


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Australia,.....it's gone.

It's hotter than Hell here today.... I have spent all of this morning in the pool.

No demon horde destroying us though unless they stopped at the pub for a cold beer.

Prove you are our Dwarf and not some demonic imitator trying to soothe our fears!


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
And the marsupial dingos.

Dingo's arent marsupials... they are wild dogs introduced from Indonesia about 5000-6000 years ago.

Tasmanian Devils and the extinct Tasmanian "Tiger" are marsupials. There was a marsupial "wolf" very closely related to the "tiger" but went extinct about the same time the dingo arrived... or just before.

Drejk - do you think a demonic imitator would spend his evening sitting on the back deck overlooking the pool wishing it wasn't so hot and drinking an alcoholic Ginger Beer called Ginger Beard (4.2%) with a picture of a Ginger Bearded Dwarf or Viking - I prefer to believe its a dwarf.

Shadow Lodge

Down with immigrant canines! Clone the tasmanian wolfs!


Freehold DM wrote:
Well, my wishlist is here should anyone want to get me something for my birthday...

Good news, everyone! There's still time to get me stuff for my birthday!!!


BigNorseWolf wrote:
Down with immigrant canines! Clone the tasmanian wolfs!

Not many purebred Dingos left, being dogs they interbreed with European dogs without any problem.

There is a beautiful island in Queensland that has the one of the most purebred populations. Unfortunately it also has a camping ground, and no-mater how many signs and how many times the Rangers come around and tell the morons that camp there not to feed the Dingos, people still feed them.

They then get all surprised and shocked when the dingos try and eat a small child or Japanese tourist. Then the A Hats start calling for a cull or the Dingos to be moved, you don't hand feed wolves or tigers or sharks.


5 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I'm going to start selling t-shirts that say "I survived 3 apocalypses and all I could scavange was this shirt".

Qadira

Not everyone believes New York was just hit by a Tsunami

Here is proof


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
And the marsupial dingos.

Dingo's arent marsupials... they are wild dogs introduced from Indonesia about 5000-6000 years ago.

Tasmanian Devils and the extinct Tasmanian "Tiger" are marsupials. There was a marsupial "wolf" very closely related to the "tiger" but went extinct about the same time the dingo arrived... or just before.

Drejk - do you think a demonic imitator would spend his evening sitting on the back deck overlooking the pool wishing it wasn't so hot and drinking an alcoholic Ginger Beer called Ginger Beard (4.2%) with a picture of a Ginger Bearded Dwarf or Viking - I prefer to believe its a dwarf.

Yeah, and drop bears are real bears.

Qadira

Now that the day is almost over ...

You need to now prepare for a few decades of "Our math was bad - the original calculations didn't include the reality-shift created by all those I LOVE LUCY reruns ...." blah blah blah.


I guess, after we survive today (except for Austrailia and Kong Island), everything will taste sweeter, unless it's salty. Every pot pie will taste like a banquet. Every formation will seem like a parade.
And I will ride a bull named Fu Manchu.

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

Oh, blimey! I forgot all about the Apocalypse! What did I miss?


The End is Nigh! But the is only the beginning. Walk with us into the sunrise.


Maybe Cthulhu decided to sleep in. "Just a few more centuries, okay?"


There was/is a CoC book that had the various moments at which the stars could come right plotted out in the back. For the (un)life of me I cannot recall which one it was, but 21st December 2012 may or may not have been one of those dates.

Any ideas?

~squiggle~

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

Shadows of Yog-Sothoth and The Complete Masks of Nyarlathotep talk about it; Nocturnum and The Stars Are Right! use it as the central theme (both Cthulhu Now-era).

Shadow Lodge

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Apparently the team of adventurer's succeeded in stopping the ritual.

Damn meddling kids...

Paizo / Messageboards / Paizo Community / Off-Topic Discussions / So, we have 3 days left. What's the plan? All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.

©2002–2014 Paizo Inc.®. Need help? Email customer.service@paizo.com or call 425-250-0800 during our business hours: Monday–Friday, 10 AM–5 PM Pacific Time. View our privacy policy. Paizo Inc., Paizo, the Paizo golem logo, Pathfinder, the Pathfinder logo, Pathfinder Society, GameMastery, and Planet Stories are registered trademarks of Paizo Inc., and Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Adventure Card Game, Pathfinder Player Companion, Pathfinder Modules, Pathfinder Tales, Pathfinder Battles, Pathfinder Online, PaizoCon, RPG Superstar, The Golem's Got It, Titanic Games, the Titanic logo, and the Planet Stories planet logo are trademarks of Paizo Inc. Dungeons & Dragons, Dragon, Dungeon, and Polyhedron are registered trademarks of Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc., and have been used by Paizo Inc. under license. Most product names are trademarks owned or used under license by the companies that publish those products; use of such names without mention of trademark status should not be construed as a challenge to such status.