Um...Hello? The Solstice is here. Why isn't anything happening? Did someone not raise R'lyeh? Who was on that anyway?
I'm confused.
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be a mind-shattering kaboom!
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be a mind-shattering kaboom!
Or at the very least a kaboof!
I blame Betelgeuse, I bet he was out of alignment again. Slacker. M'naaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr....
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Hey hey, another crisis adverted. Turns out all I needed to do was buy another Mayan Calendar. I got "The Ladies of Yog-Sothoth" this time. I'm already liking it better then the Garfield Mayan calendar I had last time. Why does a creature that doesn't know time or space need a calendar you may ask, well turns out most of my friends are stupid four dimensional beings and they get upset when I miss birthdays. Still, after 7000 years Garfield does loose some of his edge. I can totally see why people were thinking it was the end of the world. I mean a cat eating lasagna? How could that not be funny? Still, the Monday jokes just didn't seem to translate well. Not one of Jim Davis' better product placements.
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My ritual was almost complete, when we heard an odd roaring noise, and a blue box materialized. Two meddlers stepped out of the box, attempting to distract me with witty banter: a man with a long scarf and a young woman! This man used some kind of handheld artifact to stop the ritual, and he was resistant to my mind-control powers. Before I could kill them, they got away.
I shall find out who that was, and where that box came from. No one defies Lord Deathface and lives!
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My ritual was almost complete, when we heard an odd roaring noise, and a blue box materialized. Two meddlers stepped out of the box, attempting to distract me with witty banter: a man with a long scarf and a young woman! This man used some kind of handheld artifact to stop the ritual, and he was resistant to my mind-control powers. Before I could kill them, they got away.
Hey, that sounds a lot like the guy who was messing about with my ritual texts! He replaced the Necronomicon with Peter Pan (just changed the dust jacket) and all the cultists were clapping their hands and chanting "I believe in faeries!" Only he was tall, with glasses, dressed in a pin stripe suit an wearing trainers.
What's going on here?!?!?
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My ritual was almost complete, when we heard an odd roaring noise, and a blue box materialized. Two meddlers stepped out of the box, attempting to distract me with witty banter: a man with a long scarf and a young woman! This man used some kind of handheld artifact to stop the ritual, and he was resistant to my mind-control powers. Before I could kill them, they got away.Hey, that sounds a lot like the guy who was messing about with my ritual texts! He replaced the Necronomicon with Peter Pan (just changed the dust jacket) and all the cultists were clapping their hands and chanting "I believe in faeries!" Only he was tall, with glasses, dressed in a pin stripe suit an wearing trainers.
What's going on here?!?!?
Yeah I saw him, he was wearing a Fez hat at first too; till the woman destroyed it.
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Yeah I saw him, he was wearing a Fez hat at first too; till the woman destroyed it.My ritual was almost complete, when we heard an odd roaring noise, and a blue box materialized. Two meddlers stepped out of the box, attempting to distract me with witty banter: a man with a long scarf and a young woman! This man used some kind of handheld artifact to stop the ritual, and he was resistant to my mind-control powers. Before I could kill them, they got away.Hey, that sounds a lot like the guy who was messing about with my ritual texts! He replaced the Necronomicon with Peter Pan (just changed the dust jacket) and all the cultists were clapping their hands and chanting "I believe in faeries!" Only he was tall, with glasses, dressed in a pin stripe suit an wearing trainers.
What's going on here?!?!?
That sounds like what happened at ours too, except the guy who came out of the box was wearing a leather jacket and had his hair shaved short. That lunatic started waving his buzzy stick around and all of our carefully-placed occultist glyphs rearranged themselves! Doesn't he REALIZE what could have gone WRONG? He ruined the whole ceremony! And he was ranting about BANANAS the whole time! And they call US mad! WHO IS THIS GUY?!
The DOCTOR Did It!
He Saved Us All!!!
We have a new hobby ...
sharpens sacrificial knives, makes Plans
~squiggle~
Wait...we were suppossed to have a plan? I knew I forgot something.
Wait...we were suppossed to have a plan? I knew I forgot something.
Let me guess...
You were in charge of raising R'lyeh, right?
>:(
Kids these eons!
My bad...my bad.
Do I look like a man with a plan?
You crazy four dimensional creatures and your end of the world, it's so darn cute, don't worry it will happen soon enough . . .
Remind me how long you guys live again? I seem to remember that it's something like 365 trips around the sun to make a year and then you guys live like 70 years, so some of you will live to see it!
Wait, one trip around the sun is a year. Please disregard my previous statement. Nothing is going to happen in your lifetimes, your children's lifetimes, or even your children's children's lifetimes. Unless you're talking about the end of the world being the end of your civilization. That could happen anytime really. I mean you have war, climate change, social or economic stresses . . . lots of things really. If that's what you mean then yes, that is something you should be worried about. But if you're concerned about your planet's destruction . . . don't! It's going to be around long after your cities crumble to dust.
My taco dip got cold.
My taco dip got cold.
The horror!
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My taco dip got cold.The horror!
Huh ... so that's how shoggoths get started ...
~squiggle~