Complete this sentence, My character doesn't carry a ranged weapon because...


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Sort of, because my Gaulch Gunner keeps forgetting that his gun can be used at range.


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Because I have a gnome in the party I can throw.


because... I like to see the white's of their eyes.

because... we have too many archers and casters, no need. :)


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But I do have a ranged weapon! See?

*has feat "Throw Anything"

GM: "I was wondering why you were carrying half a dozen short swords..."


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... his rapier wit has unlimited range.


because their melee weapon is a spear.


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This keeps coming up in my groups for some reason! Complete the sentence!

Easy. It can walk all by itself.


because i'm a barbarian with raging leaper and an awesome acrobatics check to jump, so things are rarely out of melee range....


because I live underground in narrow tunnels.


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Because any fool can murder from range, but its too cold... Too impersonal... Its like smelling the soup but never tasting it... One must feel the warm flow of fluid from the still beating heart of the enemy and the smell of his breath as it fades to know what it really means to take a life. The spirit in order to leave its host must then pass through you on its way out. You can't savor that from 30 feet away, even with magic. We are not hunters. We don't do this for food. We don't do this for sport... This is how we connect. This is a sharing of a lifetime in a moment.

You can see a bakery down the road... You might even be able to smell the bread... But you don't get to savor it until you step inside and offer up a piece of yourself for it. You don't get to feel every ounce of surprise and despair and disappointment unless you're right up there swimming with it... The seven stages of grief flashing through another's eyes from inches away... all in less than 15 seconds... If you're not there to dance with it, to swim in it, to embrace it, then its shamefully wasted. Those eyes will show you all their hopes and dreams as they say goodbye to them in those precious seconds. Thats the most important story there is... Thats a story I don't want to miss.

Liberty's Edge

... Because the black pudding that jumped us ate it.

... Because that guy in the last encounter who rushed me sundered it.

... I gave it to the people we helped escape so they wouldn't be unarmed.


New one for this thread, I think:

...because we are in an underwater adventure.


I can fly.

"I am the ranged weapon!" Says the halfling.

"Now the wizard doesn't feel bad for specializing in Evocation. What? All the divination guys make fun of him."


"... we dwarves are natural sprinters! Deadly over short distances!"


......ranged combat is over-powered in Pathfinder!


i `m used to driving on a tank shouting: "take me closer, i want to hit em with my sword!"


Prefers to feel the slash of blood upon their person


prehensile thumbs are for suckers


...because I'm an anthropomorphic bear?

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