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I don't get it. Nothing was controversial in that vid. Yet some posters are acting like Chuck has gone bat s&$% insane.
Statements crazy enough to qualify as the material component for a fireball spell. One ear isn't quite working so i'll paraphrase
Liberty and freedom are under attack (what the hell is he talking about)
Our country as we know it may be lost forever (by some minor adjustments to the tax code so that tax rates become progressive instead of regressive on the top .01%)
You love your family and your freedom so you must oppose obama
Socialism!...or something much worse... (Duhn duhn DuuUHHUuun)
Triumph of evil! (SLightly different views= evil?)
Freedom is in danger of extinction (presumably from obama, considering what the commercial is about)
First step into A THOUSAND YEARS OF DARKNESS!
The entire thing is nuttier than squirrel poo.
Why would that cause 1000 years of darkness?
When Ray Tomlinson set up the first ARPANET messaging system in 1971, he found three unopened messages from Chuck Norris.
Why would that cause 1000 years of darkness?
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It is a subconscious expression of Chuck Norris' racism.
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Well its pretty much on target. YES its a shock ad, but it does have quality in the shock. The silent majority has stayed quiet and out of politics. They are slowly waking up to an executive influenced by straight up communists and socialist. VOTE ROMNEY / RYAN!
Unless Palpatine / Vader somehow make it to the ballot
Why would that cause 1000 years of darkness?.
It is a subconscious expression of Chuck Norris' racism.
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Get bent! Calling out racism is gutless. I'm sure you are just butt hurt that another Hollywood darling like Chuck Norris (and Eastwood) are not Looney Lefties.
Get bent! Calling out racism is gutless. I'm sure you are just butt hurt that another Hollywood darling like Chuck Norris (and Eastwood) are not Looney Lefties.Why would that cause 1000 years of darkness?.
It is a subconscious expression of Chuck Norris' racism.
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I'm just curious, are you saying that ALL pointing out of racism is gutless?
For example, am I gutless for calling the KKK racist?
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All of the actors I have ever met have been pretty dim.
It is sad that anyone might be interested in their political opinions.
Personally, I'm voting for Archibald, King of the Hobos and A Trustworthy Mummy. But then, I'm not American...
Get bent! Calling out racism is gutless. I'm sure you are just butt hurt that another Hollywood darling like Chuck Norris (and Eastwood) are not Looney Lefties.Why would that cause 1000 years of darkness?.
It is a subconscious expression of Chuck Norris' racism.
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I'm just curious, are you saying that ALL pointing out of racism is gutless?
For example, am I gutless for calling the KKK racist?
Come on man you know what we are talking about.
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29 years of playing D&D has prepared me for this darkness. This makes me
so... happy! And since Chuck Norris spoke this prophecy it, I know it to
be true.I'm voting for Obama now, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure.
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ALL HAIL 1,000 YEARS OF DARKNESS
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The titel in this thread is not possible. I saw the Expendables 2.
Well its pretty much on target. YES its a shock ad, but it does have quality in the shock. The silent majority has stayed quiet and out of politics. They are slowly waking up to an executive influenced by straight up communists and socialist. VOTE ROMNEY / RYAN!
Unless Palpatine / Vader somehow make it to the ballotThe "Silent Majority"?
This is a shout out to Evangelicals. You can tell because he says so (or his wife does. Can't recall.)
Evangelicals are hardly a majority (though there are a lot of them). More importantly, they're not silent. They are the Christian Right and I doubt there's another religious group as politically active.
As for "straight up communists and socialist"? Who? Name names.
If people are "slowly waking up to an executive influenced by straight up communists and socialist", it's only because the administration's political opponents have been screaming it from the rooftops since the 2008 campaign.
This has been the most capitalist-friendly socialist government ever.
Straight up COMMIES? Van Jones, Axelrod, Jarret ring a bell and to name a FEW. All linked to the Chicago Communist party. Yes the CCP endorsed B.O. this year as well.
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Come on man you know what we are talking about.Get bent! Calling out racism is gutless. I'm sure you are just butt hurt that another Hollywood darling like Chuck Norris (and Eastwood) are not Looney Lefties.Why would that cause 1000 years of darkness?.
It is a subconscious expression of Chuck Norris' racism.
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I'm just curious, are you saying that ALL pointing out of racism is gutless?
For example, am I gutless for calling the KKK racist?
Yes, we're talking about Chuck Norris', and apaprertnly your, ignorant delusions that Obama is a socialist or communist, or indeed, anything other than a centrist, slightly right of centre bog-standard Christian politican.
Come on man you know what we are talking about.
I'm just curious, are you saying that ALL pointing out of racism is gutless?For example, am I gutless for calling the KKK racist?
No, I don't. You do this knee-jerk reaction to discrediting everyone anytime they call someone racist, that I have no idea what you're talking about any more.
Does racism exist?
Are you the only person who can determine what is and isn't racism? If so, what makes you qualified specifically?
At the end of Portal, Chuck Norris had the cake.
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This is the state of things then. American politics has descended from reasoned debate and an interest in running America to prophecies of doom and name calling.
This is the way of things as we stand one side wants to govern, the other side wants to deconstruct the American political system, fired up by an extremist and sensationalist media.
It truly is terrifying.
Straight up COMMIES? Van Jones, Axelrod, Jarret ring a bell and to name a FEW. All linked to the Chicago Communist party. Yes the CCP endorsed B.O. this year as well.
huh. I wondered what MacArthur was up to these days.
Yes, oddly enough a communist(if they actually are communists) is going to support a democrat the same way that a fascist is going to support a republican: its not their exact ideology but its closer to it.
As far as I know, there is no such thing as the Chicago Communist Party. It's simply the Chicago branch of the Communist Party USA which, I believe, has endorsed every Democratic candidate for president since, like Kennedy. I would have said FDR, but they supported the Progressive Party in 1948.
In revolutionary Marxian terminology, they are reformists par excellence. Most of them are also, like, 80+ years old.
For goodness sake, people.
Don't.
Feed.
The.
Trolls.
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For goodness sake, people.
Don't.
Feed.
The.
Trolls.
It's a thread about Chuck Norris and 1000 years of Darkness.
What else are we supposed to do?The Chuck Norris jokes wear thin fast.
Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once. He was, however, mistaken.
I personally don't get why Evangelists fear communists.
Communism, if you take the etymological syntax of the word, is something that Jesus preached & practiced.
Or was that one ignored along with wearing clothes of blended wool and linen?
I prefer 100% cotton, myself.
There are other kinds of communists?
This cannot be happening.
Someone must have Torquemada inquire into this anomaly and execute jurisprudence.
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If Obama wins the election, before he's inaugurated, Chuck Norris will have killed every single Democrat in the nation. With Obama being killed last.And that, kids, is why you vote Green Party!
Hell no. I voted Green in my very first election when I turned 18, back in 2000. I never expected Nader to actually come close to winning, but my reasoning was that I would vote for a third party most likely to get attention and funding later if they got enough votes, and hopefully they would provide a third contender in a future election. It was all based on the idea that the two-party system was fundamentally broken and any change would be for the better.
Then W won, 9/11 happened a year later, and here we all are.
I will never, as long as I am able to vote, vote for a third party again. I will abstain from voting if I absolutely loathe both candidates beyond reason, but from now on I'm just gonna pick the lesser of two evils and choke back my idealism.
Yes, we're talking about Chuck Norris', and apaprertnly your, ignorant delusions that Obama is a socialist or communist, or indeed, anything other than a centrist, slightly right of centre bog-standard Christian politican.Come on man you know what we are talking about.Get bent! Calling out racism is gutless. I'm sure you are just butt hurt that another Hollywood darling like Chuck Norris (and Eastwood) are not Looney Lefties.Why would that cause 1000 years of darkness?.
It is a subconscious expression of Chuck Norris' racism.
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I'm just curious, are you saying that ALL pointing out of racism is gutless?
For example, am I gutless for calling the KKK racist?
I think you should just read a little bit more on the topic and speak to people outside of your circle. Telling it like it is, is not on the same plane as "ignorant delusions". I'm sure you are used to shouting down other opinions in that fashion though.
Come on man you know what we are talking about.
I'm just curious, are you saying that ALL pointing out of racism is gutless?For example, am I gutless for calling the KKK racist?
No, I don't. You do this knee-jerk reaction to discrediting everyone anytime they call someone racist, that I have no idea what you're talking about any more.
Does racism exist?
Are you the only person who can determine what is and isn't racism? If so, what makes you qualified specifically?
"It is a subconscious expression of Chuck Norris' racism"
This is what I was responding to. This was the weak gutless comment I was calling out. Calling someone a subconscious racist is absurd. Its a cheap shot. Is there any proof the man is a racist?
Are you still curious?
Straight up COMMIES? Van Jones, Axelrod, Jarret ring a bell and to name a FEW. All linked to the Chicago Communist party. Yes the CCP endorsed B.O. this year as well.huh. I wondered what MacArthur was up to these days.
Yes, oddly enough a communist(if they actually are communists) is going to support a democrat the same way that a fascist is going to support a republican: its not their exact ideology but its closer to it.
I believe he is buried near the Fox river. I also read/heard from an that all his accusations were correct.
Not sure about the fascist = republican analogy. Maybe comparing apples to oranges.
Not sure about the fascist = republican analogy. Maybe comparing apples to oranges.
Its about as accurate as calling democrats socialists, which is that its a matter of degree that you mistake for a matter of kind.
"It is a subconscious expression of Chuck Norris' racism"
This is what I was responding to. This was the weak gutless comment I was calling out. Calling someone a subconscious racist is absurd. Its a cheap shot. Is there any proof the man is a racist?
Are you still curious?
Let me say this another way. You're like the little boy who cried 'wolf'. Except you do it whenever anyone tries to point out racism on the part of republicans. You've done it so many times, that it's clear that you do it out of knee-jerk reaction, and not any basis in reality.
I'm not saying that all of the times the repubs have been accused they have been guilty, but they're guilty more than you want them to be.
But you don't actually want to be taken seriously, so feel free to continue doing what you're doing.
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Your dismissal of Aretas' position(s) will only be evidence to him that all "librulz" don't care about facts or reality or his god or whatever, and are shouting him down for being a conservative.
It's called a self-reinforcing delusion. Which, if there were any truth in advertising, would be the Republicans new slogan.
At Iron truth: Don't say it another way, show me how you support Chuck Norris is a subconscious racist? Focus, CHUCK NORRIS.
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Your dismissal of Aretas' position(s) will only be evidence to him that all "librulz" don't care about facts or reality or his god or whatever, and are shouting him down for being a conservative.
It's called a self-reinforcing delusion. Which, if there were any truth in advertising, would be the Republicans new slogan.
I can't believe I'm hearing this. My position? My position is DON'T call a man a "subconscious racist" without any evidence to back it up.
The rest of your post shows your in the twilight zone.
On another note
Bruce Campbell is Elvis and his friend President Kennedy (Who's brain was transplanted into an African Americans body) defeated an evil soul sucking mummy called Bubba Ho Tep.
I saw it in a documentary. ;-)
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Your dismissal of Aretas' position(s) will only be evidence to him that all "librulz" don't care about facts or reality or his god or whatever, and are shouting him down for being a conservative.
It's called a self-reinforcing delusion. Which, if there were any truth in advertising, would be the Republicans new slogan.
I can't believe I'm hearing this. My position? My position is DON'T call a man a "subconscious racist" without any evidence to back it up.
The rest of your post shows your in the twilight zone.
Dude you are a parody of yourself.... Get a sense of humour grow a thicker skin and stop screaming like a fishwife every-time somebody says something in jest.
This is how it works... Somebody says something a little snarky, you react, they provoke more, you flail about looking like you are hot headed and reactionary. They use you as an example of a crazy Republican and have many lulz at your expense.
I have no horse in this race and I am offering this advice because I am tired of the silliness.
More provocation of Citizen Aretas
Also, down with the Democrats!
Also, Elvis, JFK and mummies.
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I think you should just read a little bit more on the topic and speak to people outside of your circle. Telling it like it is, is not on the same plane as "ignorant delusions". I'm sure you are used to shouting down other opinions in that fashion though.Yes, we're talking about Chuck Norris', and apaprertnly your, ignorant delusions that Obama is a socialist or communist, or indeed, anything other than a centrist, slightly right of centre bog-standard Christian politican.Come on man you know what we are talking about.Get bent! Calling out racism is gutless. I'm sure you are just butt hurt that another Hollywood darling like Chuck Norris (and Eastwood) are not Looney Lefties.Why would that cause 1000 years of darkness?.
It is a subconscious expression of Chuck Norris' racism.
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I'm just curious, are you saying that ALL pointing out of racism is gutless?
For example, am I gutless for calling the KKK racist?
Ok. Let's try 'telling it like it s' then. Obama is not a socialist, and certainly not a comunist. How do I know this? Because I live in the UK where we have actual socialism to compare him against. He falls a long, long way short of socialism.
So, having said that, now tht we've established that Obama is not a socialist (or even coming close to being one)' we have to look at why Chuck Norris says he is. There are three possible reasons
1) Chuck doesn't know much about socialism (ignorance)
2) Chuck does know about socialism but genuinely believes Obama to be a socialist even though the evidence shows he isn't (delusion)
3) Chck Norris knows Obama isn't a socialist but says he is because he knows the people he's appealing to fall nto category 1 or 2 (actively lying)
You see, I'm giving Chuck, and you, the benefit of the doubt and assuming you're honest, just wrong. If you like I can presume you're lying instead.
I personally don't get why Evangelists fear communists.
Its because the american evangelical religion isn't just christianity: Its christian AmeeRiiiCAAAAA, baseball, mom, apple pie, the founding saints, truth justice, and the American way... and that includes capitalism.
Also the largest example of socialism that was put into practice was a totalitarian regime that restricted several freedoms, freedom of religion among them.