Since there are soooo many discussion heavy threads lately, I decided to create a light happy fun thread for those that just want to let out their wacky side.
to make this PFS forum legal
I think PFS rocks .. I like the direction the new campaign staff has started going and I think that all the majority of the changes are extremely positive (still wrapping my poor bunny brain over the master summoner ban.. but that's in another thread)
time to paarrrrtaaaayyyyyyy
begins setting up the dancing floor humming, I'm a beast, I'm an animal, I'm the bunny not in the corner
Did you bring bug juice to this party?
Bartender - can I have some of the stuff that the gnome in the corner is drinking?
Hrmm ... I do have "juice" but I think it's been supplied by Kyle Bairds' Wife and from the Ram... it's not the least little bit buggy as far as I can tell
begins setting up the karaoke machine
Don't say "bug juice" around here. The Witches are going to start using Vomit Swarm.
Vat iss this? Who authorized you to haf the fun? Vhere are your papers?
Jonathan Cary wrote: Vat iss this? Who authorized you to haf the fun? Vhere are your papers? pulls sheaf of papers from her bag of holding
hrmm ... I'm sure I have them here somewhere ...
would you take a writ from Meester Brock??
Let me zee that.
Linguistics check to detect forgery 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Stealth check to sneak up on Jonathan with a mallet 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4
Bluff check to act inconspicuous when I'm seen 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Jonathan Cary wrote: Let me zee that.
Linguistics check to detect forgery 1d20+3
opposed bluff roll 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Jonathan Cary wrote: Vat iss this? Who authorized you to haf the fun? Vhere are your papers? I'm watching you.
Ach. Sehr gut. Very vell, then. You may carrouze. Pass me some ov that "bug juice," ja?
Grammar Nazi wrote: I'm watching you. Underschtandable. I am fantastisch.
Bug juice is the best. It polishes brass, has sugar and some sort of fruit flavor in there....very good stuff
@Thodd....noone told you? You are the bartender, esp since we have all these VO's and high star gms here....
Jonathan Cary wrote: Ach. Sehr gut. Very vell, then. You may carrouze. Pass me some ov that "bug juice," ja?
Grammar Nazi wrote: I'm watching you. Underschtandable. I am fantastisch.
stealth to hide bug in the juice 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
hehe sure here you go
rolls perception 1d20 + 14= (16) +14= 30.
Sorry, I noticed that, but I say nothing.
Smiles and licks his nose with his tongue
*enters with a keg of his finest ale*
Profession Bartender 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
Here's to the party. A keg of the finest ale from The Silvered Longsword Tavern and Temple to Cayden Cailean.
The green scaly creature walks around and hands out a round of drinks.
"Drink - and I just hope it will be your last drink ever."
The mood of the green skinned mephit drops even lower when he gets bowled out of the way by a stranger with kegs of ale in his hands.
The mephit barges into the newcomer - spilling some of his own drinks upon him
Oh - and forgot the Stealth check
Stealth 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
"Serves them right treating me as a serving boy."
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By Calistria's honeyed thighs, what is going on in here?
"These nobles and venture officers are thinking they are something better. Just take a drink - but don't assume you are invited."
Perception 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Blasted mephit.... Don't go spilling the good stuff.
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I would like to add this...
Vaughan on Baird
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Dragnmoon wrote: I would like to add this...
Vaughan on Baird
PLAY, PLAY, PLAY!
"Gather round, I can tell you a few good tales of items acquired and foes most deadly."
Perform (Storytelling) = 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Ja, das ist nicht richtig. Vier-starren GM schould not haff to serf. Put the Grammar Nazi on it.
By Gozreh's nebulous nethers it looks like a party.
Blessings of Cayden on us all and where is that blasted mephit with my bug juice?
Casts True Seeing
starts to set up the dancing pole for the VOs
higher-ups go first :D
*casts Blindness, targeting self*
*enter the party and sees Jiggy casting blindness*
Hey now... none 'o that. Evry one is here to enjoy a party.
*casts remove blindness*
EDIT: wrong character, the other Dwarf is nowhere near ready for that spell.
Picks up the poor Mephit off the ground, dusts him off and pats him on the back
Don't let that rowdy Cayden bunch get you down. They are a good lot, but a bit loud at times. Thanks for the fine bug juice. Other places I visit frequently have lots of it on hand. Now get back to work with our drinks.
smiles and winks an eye at the poor mephit
(Rubbing sleep from her eyes, looking like she just rolled out of bed, Wander looks around at the gathering crowd of Pathfinder noteables. And sighs.)
She calls out in a clear voice:
"Venture-Captain Dreng woke me up just a few minutes ago and told me to rush down here right away and ask you all to hold the noise down."
She goes on in a slightly lower voice: "And on the way I got this note from an old friend about getting a empty ale keg? Formerly belonging to the..." glances at note in hand "Slivered Wrongsword Cavern and Temple to Cayden Cailean. Anyone seen one of those?" Glancing around
perception check = Take 10 + 14 = 24....
Finding keg, but noticing it's over half full still.
"hay, could I get some Aid another rolls on this? It's got to be empty before I carry it off!" looks around hopefully...
sweeps off the stage and wipes down the bar ... motions for Thod to take his place as the tender and hops over to the pole to give it one more shine up ;)
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Kyle Baird wrote: Dragnmoon wrote: I would like to add this...
Vaughan on Baird PLAY, PLAY, PLAY! In keeping with the theme of that video I will keep this post appropriate for young children and not have my head explode... ;)
readies a bucket ... ok small bowl... for when moon's head explodes
Purple Fluffy CatBunnyGnome wrote: readies a bucket ... ok small bowl... for when moon's head explodes
*saunters in with a big stogie in his fingers whilst waggling bushy eyebrows above a pair of glasses*
"And if you think dragn brains are going in the soup bowl, wait until you see what Kyle brought in for the main course!"
*wanders around muttering something about an elephant in his pajamas, but keeps it to himself since that's irrelephant*
CanisDirus wrote: Purple Fluffy CatBunnyGnome wrote: readies a bucket ... ok small bowl... for when moon's head explodes
*saunters in with a big stogie in his fingers whilst waggling bushy eyebrows above a pair of glasses*
"And if you think dragn brains are going in the soup bowl, wait until you see what Kyle brought in for the main course!"
*wanders around muttering something about an elephant in his pajamas, but keeps it to himself since that's irrelephant* Main course? Hmm. I do still have some of Joe Caubo's tears I was saving..
Aye, there’s nothing better then a mug of Ale and same good tobacco!
Be careful when touching my tattoos, they bite…
looks over at Akiko
Funny so does my one eyed tattoo familiar Mongoose
Rolls his eyes at Mullican talking about the old 'one eyed Mongoose' again.
"Hey who had 1 drink in the betting pool this time round? Wasn't that Nani and Kyle?"
;-)
a small halfling drags a barrel almost completely his size into the room, with a toothy smile he shouts
"Halfling Hooch anyone?"
reaches over and pats the barrel
"I have the finest Luglurch Ale on this side of the Inner Sea!"
Jib916 wrote: "Halfling Hooch anyone?" Meh. I paid for that once. It gave me the "down there itches". I ain't doing that again. It took me two Remove Diseases to get rid of it.
A half-orc in the corner sips his drink silently rather than answer that.
Busy handing drinks out after the poisoning attempt was unfortunately detected.
"Do they ever go to sleep. I wasn't aware this establishment is open 24/7. Anyone wanting peanuts with there drinks - at least it looks like peanuts to me - small, brown, roasted."
sometimes a thread just needs to be necro'd - feeling down today, and nothing uplifting on the boards lately.
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