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bacon katana is awesome.

Qadira

You stole my idea!


I sampled it. Like Vanilla Ice.


A klingon bloodwine drinking set, made out of the skulls of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Sulu is awesome.

Qadira

And so is Captain Falcon giving Kamina a High-5.

And so is Captain Kirk giving Darth Vader a 10 in the Olympics.


A light saber. Made of filet mignon.

Qadira

Chuck Norris and Arnold Swarzchinager in the same movie. Oh, wait, there IS ONE.

Shadow Lodge

4132

Qadira

Hey, this is a thread just for me and Spanky. We never gave you permission. You may either prove your awesomeness with an original idea or leave.

Shadow Lodge

Ok, i'll "produce" a new idea to go with the theme.

Lettuce Tomato ciao


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

A volcano that erupts beer is awesome.

Shadow Lodge

A BudGeiser, Awesome.

Qadira

Haladir, 1
Conman, 1 for such a good play on words.

Arnold Schwartzinager singing the in the play "The Sound of Music"


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

A Dodge Charger with a machine gun turret and an in-dash bacon dispenser is awesome.

(Why does this thread make me think like a 13-year-old?)

Qadira

Not the important part, Haladir.

The Queen of England fist-bumping Chucky Cheese. That'd make for a funny picture.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Saddling a Tyrannosarus Rex and riding it down Fifth Avenue would be awesome.

(No offense intended toward the esteemed Mr. Jacobs.)

Osirion

Chichen Itza + Kremlin = Awesome

Dalek + Tom Servo = Awesome

Black Hole + Cookie Monster = Awesome

Forgotten Realms Movie + Sean Connery as Elminster = Awesome

Roger Ailes Walking Down the Street + Open Manhole = Awesome


bacon howitzer

Shadow Lodge

50ft Bacon golem vs. Gargantuan Fire elemental. Front row seats. Awesome!

Qadira

I don't know man, I don't think that would be as enjoyable as a 50ft. Corn Golem vs. Gargantan Fire Elemental. Front row seats and free popcorn.

Shadow Lodge

Mrs. Butterworth Golem vs. the Gingerbread Man.

Qadira

Too small. Make it a Huge sized Mrs. Butterworth Golem and a Huge Sized Canadian Hockey player vs. Huge Gingerbread man and Gargantuan Flap Jack, Italian Pro-Wrestler and delicious morning treat.

Shadow Lodge

Lose the Italian Pro-Wrestler and trade it for a giant cinnamon roll sumo wrestler, like the Michelin man only cinnamon rolls.

I think we're getting somewhere.


Tirq wrote:
Too small. Make it a Huge sized Mrs. Butterworth Golem and a Huge Sized Canadian Hockey player vs. Huge Gingerbread man and Gargantuan Flap Jack, Italian Pro-Wrestler and delicious morning treat.

Still to small! WE ARE MAKING THEM COLOSSAL! Also throwing these weapons in

+5 Candy Cane of Food Bane
+3 Flaming Burst Keen Spatula
+5 Great Beater of Cheese Bane

And the Arena:
1d6 ⇒ 2
1: MiFarm
2: Conman's Alley
3: Tirq's Pen - I cannot get rid of Tirqey :(
4: Spanky's Rainbow Road
5: Closet of Unmentionables
6: Haladir's Poster Exhibit

CONMAN'S ALLEY!

Osirion

Wait! What about POWDERED TOAST MAN!?

Qadira

We don't want that goody-goody-two-shoes, he'd want us to cling to his buttocks!

Shadow Lodge

Yea, we definately don't want Mr. Powdered Buns. He's worse than me.

In fact Powdered toast man is Banned!

Shadow Lodge

There it is then


+5 bacon mail

Qadira

We all know I'd eat it. Bite attack for the win!


Made of hell bacon.
You dead.

Qadira

Hell Bacon?! Do you realize how expensive that stuff is?

It'd be cheaper just to buy Celestial Bacon Plate and call it a day.


I get it wholesale at Costco.

Celestial bacon plate is for wimps.

Qadira

Note to self: Celestial bacon plate for wimps, find Hell Bacon and Lawnchairs at Costco.

Osirion

SUUUUUUSHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!


Tirq wrote:
Note to self: Celestial bacon plate for wimps, find Hell Bacon and Lawnchairs at Costco.

You can't handle hell bacon.

Much less Costco.

Silver Crusade

This is a thing!


When you get kraken sushi, you need a laser. or a flamethrower on your sub. Plus grappling arms and tracks, because awesome.

Silver Crusade

Obviously. Ninja sub!


rainbows made out of bacon.

Silver Crusade

Crushing you. AWESOME!


Self-aware antigrav gatlings. With lazers!!!


and bacon.

Osirion

Trichinosis pandemic, so this bacon fad finally dies

Silver Crusade

oof. Bacon TREND!


bacon space-laser.


*be me yesterday*
*strong hankering for delicious calzone*
*calls pizza place*
"you sell calzones?"
"Yes sir."
"I'll take a large cheese calzone."
"You get 4 toppings with your calzone sir."
"Do you have bacon?"
"Yes sir."
"Ok, for my toppings I want Bacon...Bacon...Bacon...And Bacon."
"So you want 4 orders of bacon?"
"Hell yes."
"That's awesome."

Literally verbatim how it went lol.


a plane made out of bacon.

Silver Crusade

Coming into contact with the plane of fire. I like it crispy.


bacon hat

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