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Those damn airlines are at it again. This time, they've gone into colusion with the shaving cream manufacturerers. Notice how you never see a travel size container of shaving cream? That's because the shaving cream makers stopped making them. That way, when you travel, you either have to pay for a checked bag with your shaving cream inside, or not bring any in your carry-on and buy some when you get where you're going, or bring it in your carry-on and it gets confiscated so you have to buy more.

INSIDIOUS BASTARDS!!!


And don't get me started on those damnable Belgians and their mayonnaise.....


Suddenly, the evening's TV schedule turned all belgium...

Osirion

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THE COLLECTIVE IS NOW OBSERVING THIS THREAD.


One-Of-Many wrote:
THE COLLECTIVE IS NOW OBSERVING THIS THREAD.

You can't fool me! I know who you work for!!! You tell your Martian Artificial Intelligence Overlords they'll never take me alive!!!!


MAIO... Belgium...


We are not stealing your underpants! They get here CARRIED BY THE WIND! Fasten them better and stop sending letters, we won't give them back!

Osirion

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Conspiracy Buff wrote:
One-Of-Many wrote:
THE COLLECTIVE IS NOW OBSERVING THIS THREAD.
You can't fool me! I know who you work for!!! You tell your Martian Artificial Intelligence Overlords they'll never take me alive!!!!

IF WE WANTED YOU, WE WOULD ALREADY HAVE YOU.

GLORY TO THE MANY.


Gnomeland Security Enforcer wrote:
We are not stealing your underpants! They get here CARRIED BY THE WIND! Fasten them better and stop sending letters, we won't give them back!

That's what she said!!! You're with HER, aren't you.


Conspiracy Buff wrote:
Gnomeland Security Enforcer wrote:
We are not stealing your underpants! They get here CARRIED BY THE WIND! Fasten them better and stop sending letters, we won't give them back!
That's what she said!!! You're with HER, aren't you.

No we're not! We're with HIM! If you want HER, check with those blasted svirfneblin!


Ah ha! I KNEW IT!!!!


Oh, you're gonna eat mah chicken!

Andoran

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No one ever wants to listen about the squirrels and pigeons.


Back in the day, stories written by the late Lloyd Alexander followed the adventures of Taran, Assistant Pig Keeper, in the land of Prydain. One of Taran's friends was Coll, a warrior turned farmer who sometimes worried about his turnips.

Flash forward to the present - the Disney Channel has an animated series called Octonauts, with anthropomorphic characters. One of those characaters is.....that's right......TURNIP!

Coincidence? I think not.


Well, they did make a Black Cauldron movie...


@op. Just use soap?


Kryzbyn wrote:
Well, they did make a Black Cauldron movie...

Exactly! Even now, somewhere deep in the bowels of one of those theme parks, there are probably scientists working on genetically modified attack turnips.


Uhuhuhuh, he said "bowels."

Qadira

No one mentioned the global anti warming groups out of Boho grove?? for shame.

Osirion

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THERE IS NO PROTEST ORGANIZATION. INFORMATION TO THE CONTRARY IS MISTAKEN OR FALSIFIED. MAINTAIN STANDARD PROCEDURES, CITIZENS.


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What if this thread is a conspiracy to keep us unaware of the real conspiracy going on?

Sure, tell people the government has aliens hidden and that the Bilderberg Group has video feed from inside your toilet, so that they spend their time worried about that and not about what truly is going on.

I'm on to you, so called "Conspiracy Buff". Or should I say... Conspiracy Bluff? Eh? EH?!


meatrace wrote:
@op. Just use soap?

It's a conspiracy by the bandaid guys to get guys to use soap instead of shaving cream! Nicks ans cuts for everyone!


ANebulousMistress wrote:
meatrace wrote:
@op. Just use soap?
It's a conspiracy by the bandaid guys to get guys to use soap instead of shaving cream! Nicks ans cuts for everyone!

I do just fine.

But then I have especially soft facial follicles, maybe that's the trick?


I think the government's weather satellites were on the fritz last week. It was actually cloudy in <redacted> for a few days.

What? You think I'm gonna give away my location?

Osirion

THAT IS UNNECESSARY.


it is like killing baby goblins.


They don't kill all the baby goblins. Some of them are taken to a secret training facility in the middle of the Sahara. Once there, they undergo extensive training in the arts of Ninjitsu and making balloon animals, all the while receiving extensive neural implants designed to make them obedient agents of their nefarious masters.


They may not...

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