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Caramel Apple, you say?


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Context: Last Sunday, just after morning mass, I meet up with my brother and a friend to visit a faire being organized at our old school, to catch up with some teachers and in general check how everyone is doing.

Intention: To eat a caramel apple being sold in a caramel apple stand, because I was in the mood for a caramel apple.

Reason To Suspect: The student handling the stand is the little brother of a well-known prankster from the time I was in school. Also, the apple was unusually round.

Problem: After the first bite, I find out it was a caramel onion, not an apple.

And no, the onion was not softened in water prior to caramelization. Tears were shed, oh indeed they were.


It must have tasted epic good that you cried over it ^-^

Liberty's Edge

10/10 prank'd

Did you get a real caramel apple after?


Gark the Goblin wrote:

10/10 prank'd

Did you get a real caramel apple after?

All he had were caramel onions!

He did give me the money back, though.

RPG Superstar 2010 Top 32

Carmel onion sounds delicious.

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:

10/10 prank'd

Did you get a real caramel apple after?

All he had were caramel onions!

He did give me the money back, though.

Good on him then


if you were suspicious perhaps you could have cut the caramel coating with somethign other than your teeth? A knife or a scrape of fingernail come to mind.


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
if you were suspicious perhaps you could have cut the caramel coating with somethign other than your teeth? A knife or a scrape of fingernail come to mind.

My capacity for rational thought is often overshadowed by my love for sweet things.

Put C4 inside a marzipan and I'll probably end up coating the walls.

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