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Imagine you are an astronaut and your ship comes down on a planet far into your own future you discover you are on a planet with mostly intelligent Apes.

So If you were Taylor What would you do?

1. I thought I might leave them with something useful like how to make Nuts and Bolts.
2. Boats.
3. Electromagnetic Morse Transmitters.


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Lead them to enslave the dingos.


Caesar home now...

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yellowdingo wrote:

Imagine you are an astronaut and your ship comes down on a planet far into your own future you discover you are on a planet with mostly intelligent Apes.

So If you were Taylor What would you do?

1. I thought I might leave them with something useful like how to make Nuts and Bolts.
2. Boats.
3. Electromagnetic Morse Transmitters.

I'm not sure I'd feel that generous given that said Apes would either.

1. Have me stuffed and mounted into a museuem piece.

2. Lobotomise my reasoning centers from my brain

3. Try to geld me to prevent more of my kind from existing.

I think I'd rather just blow up the planet.

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LazarX wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:

Imagine you are an astronaut and your ship comes down on a planet far into your own future you discover you are on a planet with mostly intelligent Apes.

So If you were Taylor What would you do?

1. I thought I might leave them with something useful like how to make Nuts and Bolts.
2. Boats.
3. Electromagnetic Morse Transmitters.

I'm not sure I'd feel that generous given that said Apes would either.

1. Have me stuffed and mounted into a museuem piece.

2. Lobotomise my reasoning centers from my brain

3. Try to geld me to prevent more of my kind from existing.

I think I'd rather just blow up the planet.

Sometimes pushing past the resentment gets better results than a nuke.

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