Battle Cries!


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HE'S KIND OF A DICK!

(for a lawful good party justifying an attack on a foe that hadn't done any clear evil or awfulness in their sight)


On the balance of probability!

(Lawful Neutral version of above).

Wrong place, wrong time, wrong response!

(Not that there was a right one...)


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Ivan Rûski wrote:

While fighting a gelatinous cube: "JELL-OOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Alternately, for an alchemist with the Bottled Ooze Extract, "There's always room for JELLLOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Liberty's Edge

Oh yeah!

Grand Lodge

"WHATCHU GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN BROTHER HOLGAN HOLYWOOD OF THE ORDER OF THE NEW WORLD GETS THE TWENTY-FOUR INCH PYTHONS ON YOUUUUUUUUUUU, BROTHER?!"

Silver Crusade

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"Pathfinders, sweep and clear!"

Silver Crusade

"Aww, we coulda done this th' easy way, sugah'pop, but now we gonna turn th' space 'tween us t' tigahs..."

Grand Lodge

"...I'm getting too old for this sh*t."


"Old, Bold and rollin' over YOU!"

Scarab Sages

(3.5 Hexblade) "I'd ask if you were feeling lucky, but I'm not that cruel."


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"Elvish Charge!" Yelled by my friend's dwarf just before he retreated.


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lucky7 wrote:
Oh yeah!

Step into a Slim Jim!


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You know one could probably take any of the Frenchman's taunts from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and use them as a battle cry. They were SOOOOO GOOOOOD! (Below copied from wikiquote.org)

Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--
Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Frenchman: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

The Exchange

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Very few of my PCs have ever had battle cries. The initiative system doesn't seem to encourage catch-phrases since you're only going to be going first about every 15 times.

I did have one for one of my fighters. Well, it wasn't a cry per se - he was brutal, laconic, and stoic, so it was more of a battle-disclaimer:

"There will be no quarter. But you can run."

Scarab Sages

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(AL-QADIM Sha'ir or genie-blooded Sorcerer) *gestures to self* PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!! *gestures to enemy* Itty-bitty life expectancy!


When someone offends my wizard by daring to attack them: "You did WHAT?!" (Finger of death, disintegrate)

"Bags of XP!"

"You're day just got worse."

"Save the corpse!" (from the necromanctically inclined)

"FIREBALL!"

"Roll for murder... Natural 20, you're dead."

Dark Archive

Haste!


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"This is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me!"

Lantern Lodge

two from one of my favourite book series:
Eulalia!
Redwall!


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"Oh my, no the 'A' button is for jump... where's that instruction manual!?!?"


"Battle cry!!!"


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"I'll make you battle cry!"


For blood and Honor!!! ...Just for blood!!!!

Liberty's Edge

"For glory! For honor! For staying alive!"


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"For all that and a bag of chips!"


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FOR THE HORDE!


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I am not okay with this!

My poor hapless paladin...usually said to prevent his teammates from doing something awful, but occasionally used in moments of righteous anger towards a villain who has just done something awful.

Scarab Sages

I meant to put this here - I got confused by a ripoff-of-this thread.

(3.5 Tome of Magic Truenamer) "I've got some strong words for you...."

(3.5 Tome of Magic Shadowcaster) "I'm not your worst nightmare - but I know what is. It's been following you your whole life...."

(3.5 Tome of Magic Binder) "Prepare to meet your gods, for today you face powers even they could not destroy!"


THIS COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!


"And now we see the violence inherent in the system!"


xanthemann wrote:

What do you, or what have you heard from players, as you/they charge into battle?

Depends very much on the setting and the kind of game.

During my LARP (live action role playing) time when I was there as my barbarian it was mostly unarticulated, wild, loud roars of primal anger. (Others told me I was good at it)

One of my PCs in a table top rpg always chanted: "Blood and fire! Fire and blood!" on a continuous loop throughout battles.

The most insidious* battle-cry I ever heard was from an anime movie. I didn't watch it in English but I'd roughly translate what she yelled as "I am wedding peach, the angel of love and I am seriously a little in a huff" and with that she started to shoot rays of love at the evildoers.

*It was so insidious because it branded my brain with the sugary oversweetness and un-battle-cry-ness.


During a New Orleans by Night Vampire the Masquerade game the coterie I was partnered with was following someone and it turned out to be the arm of the New Orleans Police Department that knew about/would combat supernatural crime. They had snatched someone off the street and we were trying to help when it hit the fan.

Then a buddy shouted "Brujah Represent!" and opened fire.

I'm still not sure how I feel about that one.

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