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Character's 'Famous' Last Words


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Let's split up!

Andoran

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I punch the dragon!

Andoran

To Asmodeus when asked to betray the party: "No."


I have this.


There's nothing to worry about from here on in!


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Oh, for the love of Madriel, it's just mold. Watch out- I'm gonna torch this place.


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Watch this!


Who places a trap in a dungeon these daaaaaaaaaaahhh-

Silver Crusade

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Oops.

Andoran

Don't burn the heals yet, I can last another round at least.


This won't hurt a bit...

Andoran

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Spoon!


There's no way it's cursed.


it's just a skeleton.

Variant: Yes it's dead.


... -Guy who did not stabilize. In my eyes, the worse way to go: Bleed out to constitution.


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"Who puts a trap on an open door?"

"I wonder if the trap automatically resets."

"What's the worst that could happen?"


Come on in! The water's fine!


What's the worst that could happen?

That is a classic!

Andoran

"What's the big deal? It's just a kobold."

or

"I don't need to search. Nobody traps a throne room."

Both are from characters in my group, right before they died.


"I'm a f$#~ing paladin; I'll only die on a natural 1!"

"Does it taste like poison?"


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Lets go right up the middle!


CHARGE!

Silver Crusade

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"All right, I go first this combat!"

I have two deaths from that one that I can recall.


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"I'll be fine on my own; you stick with the cleric."

"I cast wish..."

"The worst possible outcome is: I die. Then come back in the morning and try again. So, yeah, I kick in the door."


It's not that far of a jump.


It's just a little hairless cat ... with no head ... and wrinkled.


It's just one ninja.


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"Sure, I will help you move that river rock from the mouth of your grotto.", said the charmed ranger to the spirit naga.


I think it's dead.

There! I think I disarmed it.


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"Come on guys - who'd trap the second door?"

Reggie

Andoran

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"I yank on the Captain's beard" - Rogue character playing the first book of Skull and Shackles


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Just as in real life the most common and famous last words are "Oh sh*t!" In the immortal words of Bill Cosby, "first you say it, then you do it!"


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I sneak around and flank them.


"How much harder can tumbling be in Pathfinder?"


What do you mean 'it doesn't work that way anymore'?


The player replies to the Game Master..."The rules say..."


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Ok, that was the boss. That secret door should lead to his treasure room.

Silver Crusade

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"I hit on the Princess."

-Bad idea when the King is evil AND overprotective.


You don't know who you're dealing with mister!


"I intimidate the dragon!"


Xzaral wrote:

"I hit on the Princess."

-Bad idea when the King is evil AND overprotective.

I actually had someone do this ... in several campaigns. You would think he would learn after the first time.


What's the big deal? I'll just change my alignment.
Said by a character in a good party with paladins...he was eaten by a Gold Dragon after the alignment shift.


"Please! I'm basically invincible!"

...wow. I've seen a lot of character death over the years.

Shadow Lodge

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Tie a rope around me...when you feel a pull, bring me back up!


Blindwolf14 wrote:
Tie a rope around me...when you feel a pull, bring me back up!

That is a party killer right there.


"Oh, don't worry about me, I'm going to back out. With using a ki point to up my AC, mobility, and taking a full defense, the only way the GM can hit me is on a natural 20."

*GM rolls a natural 20*

"Damn."

*GM rolls a second 20 to confirm*

"Ok, let me get started on a new character."

-Said by me during the last session.
LOL

Shadow Lodge

"I fly straight up and then - stop."

Said by me right before falling to my death because I said "stop" instead of "hover".

Silly me.


<Rogue runs ahead of the party past the minions to the BBEG(mindflayer who is levitating).> "Come down here and fight."

Mindflayer: laughs and continues to assault the party with various abilities.

Rogue: "Stop being scared." <Throws a dagger and does 1 point of damage>

Mindflayer:<now annoyed at yapping guy who threw a dagger at him comes down to fight> He then grapples the rogue. In the following rounds the other tentacles are attached, and brain extraction occurs. He then levitates again, and goes back to harassing the party.


wraithstrike wrote:

<Rogue runs ahead of the party past the minions to the BBEG(mindflayer who is levitating).> "Come down here and fight."

Mindflayer: laughs and continues to assault the party with various abilities.

Rogue: "Stop being scared." <Throws a dagger and does 1 point of damage>

Mindflayer:<now annoyed at yapping guy who threw a dagger at him comes down to fight> He then grapples the rogue. In the following rounds the other tentacles are attached, and brain extraction occurs. He then levitates again, and goes back to harassing the party.

Now I know why people use the letters OMG


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Just don't roll a 1.

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