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Character's 'Famous' Last Words


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"Follow the bouncing disintegration ray!"

-High lvl Psion just as he casts an empowered disintegrate at an invisible, mind-blanked enemy caster that unfortunately ALSO had spell turning on. Needless to say, the Psion did not make his fortitude save.


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I can't help it on this movie quote. It's such a "last words of a PC" ...

"Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy."

"Megatron, is that you?"

"Here's a hint!!" *one-shot kill of Starscream ensues*


I don't need armor.


My turn!


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"Does a 7 save?"


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"They're just kobolds."


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"I walk right up to the king and challenge him to a duel! Oh, and I call him a whimp, too!"


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Haladir wrote:
"They're just kobolds."

Mreeheeheeheeheeheeheehee....


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GM: The wand seems to have a command word scratched on its side.
Player: What's it say?
GM: "Hastur."
Player: I point the wand at the wall and say "Hastur!"
GM: [rolls] Nothing happens.
Player: I try again!
GM: [rolls] Nothing happens.
Player: Hmm, maybe I need to say the command word a couple of times for it to work...


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GM: Are you sure you want to do that?
Player: Yes!


Whoops!


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Player: Oh come on guys, we just fought a friggin death knight, it can't possibly get any worse! I'm kicking the dang door in while these guys whine and...

GM: Make a reflex save please

Player:...complain..a..what?

GM: A reflex save...please roll one.

Player: *bonk clack clack* 14

GM: *tosses fist full of d6s on the table*


There's only one of them! Let's get 'em!


I prefer the new Star Wars movies over the originals...


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True Story:
So the PCs are fighting these ettercaps, and then one of the players is all, "by the way, I don't like Star Wars."
A minute later, his character is dangling upside down from a noose trap. And I was all, "gee, too bad you don't like Star Wars--Admiral Ackbar could've warned you about that!"
Many lols were had. By me. And nobody else. Since it wasn't actually all that funny.


IT'S A TRAP!

I Rotflmao til my wife woke up! Great story KC!


Whatever you do, don't go to sleep!


Please natural 20, please natural 20, please...

*player rolls a 1*

@#$#!!!


'This dice rolls good....'

Qadira

"your god is dead... get over it"


1.) "Just one more round...," lower level pc assisting higher lvl pc against a tough mob. The following round he took a 70 point crit.
2.) Not a death, but still a classic..."I'll hold on to this for a while..", said by a pc as he picked up the magical (cursed) sword the party just found.
3.) "C'mon, its EASY!" a traditional party chant when anyone has to make an all or nothing save. If it really is easy, its surely a foreshadowing of failure. If its a hard save, then usually results in person making the save.
4.) "I'll remove my helm to listen at the door," the gm almost orgasmed over this one, as the door was really a mimic.
5.) " I'll charge the Winterwolf!", said by a minotaur Pc, who forgot they were carrying an unconscious pc. One breath weapon later.......


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Hey guys! I found something!


Say that to my face! or Say that one more time.

Shadow Lodge

Ya wanna make something of it?


Where is everybody else?


Hey! Where do you think you're goin'?

You don't have to be faster than the dragon, you just have to be faster than your frien...(insert sound effect for getting whomped by dragon or friends).

I'm not worried. I have a fantastic movement rate and Reflex save!


I bet it's just an illusion!


I roll to disbelieve!


Its a big bug, how stuff can it be?!


"I REGRET EVERYTHING!!!!"


"Didn't we just talk about this?"

"Yeah but it's what my character would do!"


We don't have a rogue in the party so the fighter checks for traps.

Cheliax

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"I'll touch it."


Dark_Mistress wrote:
"I'll touch it."

I lost a familiar this way.


"A bathroom? Kewl. I drop trou and enjoy a constitutional while the rest of the group is bickering over the loot."


How mean could a goblin be?

Said by the party Chainmaster (3.0) in Rappan Athuk upon seeing a one goblin deep in the dungeon. Shortly after moving to attack, the chainmaster was almost one-shotted by anothre hidden goblin using sneak attack.


This chick is toast!

Qadira

xanthemann wrote:
This chick is toast!

And then he became toast.


Cat-hulla? Whatever.

Andoran

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I am invincible!


Inconceivable!

Qadira

Look guys! The exit!


Tirq wrote:
Look guys! The exit!

Ooooooooooooo. I did that in one of my campaigns! It was actually a purple worm which had been turned to stone by a cursed gem stone...someone in the party picked it up...you can guess the rest.

Qadira

xanthemann wrote:
Tirq wrote:
Look guys! The exit!
Ooooooooooooo. I did that in one of my campaigns! It was actually a purple worm which had been turned to stone by a cursed gem stone...someone in the party picked it up...you can guess the rest.

You don't get those endings in a Society game. It just doesn't happen. And on that note, swinging axes rock.


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2 memorable ones:

Party cleric, moving beside the Barbarian to heal him: "No one dies as long as I am here."
The BBEG took a 5-ft step and took a full attack on him. Cleric died.

Different cleric played by same player earlier in the campaign:
GM: "Heh, you almost took him down with that hit. He's down to 0hp and staggered."
Cleric: Does a victory dance and hoots.
GM: "He gets one last turn. He's going to take a swing at you." The BBEG crits and kills the cleric. XD

Oh and the same player, in a different campaign, this time playing a rogue/transmuter:
"You guys retreat, I'll hold them off. With my AC, those ghouls need a natural 20 to hit me."
Ghoul rolls a natural 20, AND rogue fails his save vs paralysis.

Qadira

That poor player!


Tirq wrote:
That poor player!

To be fair, he actually made some pretty nice characters. It's just that he had a tendency to sometimes get overconfident. But that second was really plain unlucky. XD


The first one is priceless. The last one is just tragic. XD


Oh yeah? You and what army?


"We've planned for everything. There's no way our plan can fail."

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