A Dwarf walks into a bar…


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Thomas Graham wrote:

Posting as Kyrie Ebonblade as VO can't use aliases.

The Varisian woman in the corner smiled, listening into the conversation as she laid her kapenia on the table in front of her with a slight 'clank' and pulled a small weapon from her bandolier to take apart with a tool kit as she listened to the mayhem and chatter going on around her.

A large man in green scaled armor with a horned helm slumps next to Kyrie. He flicks the helmet up and looks over, revealing a face little different from the one making up the helm.

Rivalries end:
Torch gave us the mission fully dressed. First time I saw torch without seeing all of torch. Doppleganger body in spiders web.

We'll get the real torch back.

"If that doesn't cheer you up, here. " he pours some alcohol over a mushroom and into a glass and slides it over. "Some feel better. Some feel nothing. Sometimes nothing is better."

Grand Lodge

With the light clank of the gun and her kit on the table, the young man with short black turns to look at Kyrie. Seeing whom it is, he nods slightly and cocks his head to the person taking a seat next to her. He then looks up to the rafters of the bar, it is clear he is going through some mental Rolodex.

He looks back to the Whippoorwill and then back to the large man in scaled armor.

his face weighting whom to approach first

Grand Lodge

Posting as Kyrie Ebonbalde as VOs can't use aliases.

"Oh I feel fine." Kyrie says as she pours three fingers in a glass and slides the glass over to the man. "I got a temper like a coal seam fire, I've been told. You don't see it most times but it's there under the surface waiting to hit an air pocket and roar to life and tear the ground from under you. There are more than a few old shadow lodge sites that are smoking ruins as I went looking for answers." She shook her head as she nodded towards the antics of the others in the bar. "Can't stay mad though, puts them at risk. The society is all the family I have, Cayden save me. I help where I can, save who I can when I need to, and avenge those I fail to save." She flipped her folded kapenia, the Varisan scarf passed down from mother to child for generations, to show why it clanked earlier. A line of copper and silver Apsis badges and a single gold one. All with a bullet hole in them.

She pulled a single well cared for paper cartridge from the depths of her bandolier, turning to show the single name on the star-metal bullet. Torch. She tucked it away with a wry smile.

"Got to learn to enjoy life. Fixate on anger and betrayal an you rot like Torch did. Think we should give the little guy something with lots of sugar in it? I'm betting if he talks any faster he'll only be heard by dogs and bats." She held up her glass to look at the mushroom curiously. "I've had drinks with worms in them, though not after Geb. One that had a glowing gemstone. A few with snakes or scorpions. Never a mushroom though." She held the glass out for a toast. "Damnation to our foes. Fortune in our chronicles and may Drendle never call you before sunrise." She offered with a laugh and broad smile

Grand Lodge

"Good a shot as any." Kyros chuckles to himself. "And I know what you mean. Mendev has the kind of mentality, and it needs it against the Worldwound." He shudders, and rolls up his sleeve, with massive black burn marks on it. "I really should consider retiring."

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Pyrite eyes the scarf with interest.

"Need one. Bigger"

He lifts his class for the toast.

"Two out of three not bad. Don't wish for the impossible"

Grand Lodge

Posting as Kyrie Ebonblade since VOs can't use aliases.

"Well sooner or later Drendle will retire." Kyrie said with a laugh. "I'm still angry about the 'short trip into Osirion that turned into 3 weeks on a mosquito infested swamp that was labeled as a river by the map."

"I heard that someone snapped and painted his office puce and pink." Kyrie said with a wicked grin. "I imagine that he gets that a lot."

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"Great some poor unconfirmed gets to clean up the mess..."

The young man walks over to the table and looks at Pyrite with interest.

"Hi, the name is Cor'win... i don't believe we have met before."

He extends his hand in greeting.

Grand Lodge

Posting as Kyrie Ebonblade since VOs can't use aliases.

"It wasn't that bad. Prestidigitation magic doesn't last overlong." Kyrie said as she put away her pistol and pulled out the new musket she called 'The Countess'. It was a double barreled musket of the finest quality with several women etched into the stock and barrels. Saucy women clothed only in smiles and little else. The ones on the barrels were clearly something like silver or mithril and the ones in the stock looked to be of gold.

"I had to do worse as an unconfirmed, like working on the wall of names, cleaning up the stables, polishing all manners of things, and copying endless field notes for the scribes." She figured if Cor'win could ignore her she could butt in on his comments.

Grand Lodge

In one tribe pink girl color.

In another tribe pink boy color.

Wedding days good for laugh.

Grand Lodge

Cor'win looks at his hand and back to Pyrite.

"right... pink...."

Sovereign Court

Kyros Deun wrote:
"Good a shot as any." Kyros chuckles to himself. "And I know what you mean. Mendev has the kind of mentality, and it needs it against the Worldwound." He shudders, and rolls up his sleeve, with massive black burn marks on it. "I really should consider retiring."

If you retire alive we have a chair waiting for you. We might even not saw the legs half off before you sit down on it.... Well that may be a bridge too far.

Grand Lodge

"Marquis du Ruum, your scaring our brethren... perhaps if instead of retiring and drink all the rum you can find. Perhaps a fighting school or some other lessons which will keep our fellows from meeting an early grave . I know that i am tasked to go at the appropriate time, but the boneyard can wait for some."

He looks back to his hand and shakes his head.

"Well Kyrie, perhaps you could introduce us? to your mushroom poisoning friend?"

Grand Lodge

Posting as Kyrie Ebonblad, since VOs can't post under an alias.

Kyrie looked at him with a shrug as she put away 'The Countess' and pulled out her last musket 'Ol Painless'.

"I would, but you've never introduce yourself sir." She says to the man with her lopside smile as she pulled apart her gun and cleaned it with practiced ease.

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Cor'win shakes his head lightly.

"It has been a while i suppose, but we met in the Venture Captain's study before... went you joined the faction. I clearly remember you dumping a handful of Aspis badges."

He extends his hand to Kyrie.

"Cor'win Maldrago, Priest of Pharasma... the other titles are not important at this juncture."

Sczarni

I am confuzzled to wheres this conversation has walked off to...

Grand Lodge

Don't look at me.. I was trying to figure how to feed you more sugar and caffine.

Grand Lodge

"right... nevermind..."

Cor'win withdraws his hand and walks to the bar.

Sczarni

What no hand ta me? You just walk away? You must hate littler people. I have dropped a whole bunches of azpum agent. WHen The lizard people were attacked by those snake people and I saved them so they showed me how to make meth.

I like kyrie I got these yummies. This one looks like a colorspray...

Grand Lodge

Cor'win pauses mid stride, and turns to look at Pontificor

"No my friend, i do not hate anyone... it is against my nature. I was simply trying to introduce myself to the gentleman next to Kyrie whom i do not know. I meant no offense to you, and the aspis badges are simply how i remember her..."

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"The Aspis." Kyros shivers. "Had my fair run in with them back in my earlier career. Not a pleasant bunch."

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Cor'win looks to Kyros

"earlier? i just ran across a large grouping not two months ago... they are still a dangerous opposition to our goals."

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Kyros Deun wrote:
"The Aspis." Kyros shivers. "Had my fair run in with them back in my earlier career. Not a pleasant bunch."

Ripe coconut head popping noise of aspis most pleasant sound.

Grand Lodge

Posting as Kyrie Ebonblade, because VOs can't use aliases.

"I find.. you keep a token or seven of them on display, they tend to listen to the call to surrender or move on when the more.. vocally diplomatic among us tell them that things won't go their way." Kyrie said as she eased the hammer back on her musket. "I'm good at being menacing and I'm REALLy good at killing traitors to the lodge and the consortium when they cross us. I've offered them the chance to surrender more than once. They didn't.." She shrugged. "I've seen what pathfinders get from their 'mercies'."

Sczarni

Those Asparaguses have eyes and go down to a colorspray easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Whats ta worry about'em?

I hate things without eyes or things that are hard to magicize like those devils we are fighting recently from the world booboo.

Grand Lodge

Kyrie Ebonblade wrote:
I find.. you keep a token or seven of them on display, they tend to listen to the call to surrender or move on when the more.. vocally diplomatic among us tell them that things won't go their way."

Will Keep trophies hidden then.

Grand Lodge

To Corwin "Fair enough, but in my time,they used a golem. Not a pleasant thing to fight, let me tell you."

Grand Lodge

Cor'win cracks a slight smile... "those i have recently fought as well, not a week ago..."

He immediately frowns.

"Lady of the Graves, i have been involved in alot of tasks recently..."

He steps up to Kyros

"Maybe we both need a vacation."

Grand Lodge

"Tell you what, I'll take y'all back to the ranch. Far enough away from the border with Belzken to stay out of the fire. pretty countryside, women, and handsome men if I do say so myself." He winks. "And we have a LOT of areas to practice or study."

Then he turns to Cor'win, gravely saying "Yes, but what we do, while not necessarily just, helps more than it hurts. I know how you feel-men and women have left their homes and gone to work, and never seen their families again. Yet at the same time we help those who cannot help themselves."

Grand Lodge

"Indeed and bring order to the chaos, i have seen far to many sick, injured and dead to let this one set back, hold me back... besides those crusaders can't stem the tide alone..."

He looks at Kyros and nods.

"no thank you, but your right... i can risk no less then any man or woman in the front lines."

He turns and strides towards the door, his clothing shimmers slightly. Once simple traveler's garb shifts into brightly gleaming Mithril Hellknight Full Plate. A bellowing Purple cloak trails back with the symbol of Pharasma. A Tabard of flames and Metal shield scarred by countless battles adores his chest.

He stops for a moment and glances back, looking at the Whippoorwill.

"It shall be done, My lady."

Grand Lodge

"You guys saw that, right?"

Grand Lodge

Cor'win walks to the exit, his clothing shifting back to the simple traveler's garb as he opens the door and leaves.

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Kyros Deun wrote:
"You guys saw that, right?"

Drink iboga mushroom. See many things.

Scarab Sages

A gaunt, pale man with bulging bloodshot eyes stirs uncomfortably at Maldrago's passing close by his table where he has sat quietly listening for some time. He wears a dark, ruddy-colored robe and a necklace made of what appears to be bones and teeth which he smoothly tucks into his tunic.

Ahem, yes- barmaid! I'll be needing another tankard, miss, and perhaps plunk one of those curious mushrooms in as well! This has indeed been a long night...

Now breaking his tense silence:

SZorry to intrude, friends, but I must ask- what have you seen abroad of Absalom? I have traveled from afar to study Osirion magic, and learned a good bit in the Pathfinder's libraries as well, but I hear disturbing rumors...

Scarab Sages

He sighs, leaves a couple silver pieces to pay for his newly ordered drink (assuming one is brought), and makes his way to the door.
A necromancer walks out of a bar.

Grand Lodge

"Wait! You're looking at one of the men who saved Absalom!"

Liberty's Edge

A tiefling male with pale creme silken skin saunters into the bar and sits himself in a seat. He is wearing brown robes with golden trim and a red sash. A large staff that was in his hand a moment ago is now laying against the wall. He angles a cloven hoof and eyes everyone through his glasses. Even without the added height that his horns give him, he's impressively tall, if a bit on the frail side. His wings bear many tattoos, in swirling wave-like patterns, with the holy symbol of Besmara worked between them. A solid golden symbol of the goddess hangs around his neck. He pulls out a lute and begins to pluck it as he watches the goings on, then signals a waitress with his tail, orders a drink and goes back to watching.

Grand Lodge

"Hello there. How're you?"

Liberty's Edge

The tiefling looks up from his drink and eyes the half-elf. Slowly his gaze roams over the man before him and he nods approvingly. He stands and moves forward with surprisingly graceful movements considering his cloven hooves.

"Better now that I appear to be in the presence of a creature as close to perfection as I am." he says, his voice smooth. He uses his tail to support Kyros' hand then leans down to kiss it.

"What vision of handsomeness might I be having the pleasure of addressing?" He asks, grinning in a debonair manner. "Oh, you can call me Erkos by the way, if I haven't stolen your breath away yet."

Sczarni

Transparent emotions fluster accross the little gnomes face. First jealously, next indignation, followed by confusion, and then curiousity.

Pssst Cry-os, pssst Cry-os, I think that tail-y fellow gots a crush on you

Grand Lodge

*To Ponty*"I do believe so." *Takes hand slightly away. "Erkos...erm...my name is Kyros...Kyros Deun."

Liberty's Edge

Erkos eyes the gnome, then smiles slightly. "A crush would point towards someone with the mental compatibilities and attitudes of a younger female, likely still in her schooling. I may be young, and I know that I am incredibly handsome." He pauses and grins. "And even if I were a young school girl, then I would likely not develop a crush within ten seconds of meeting someone."

Erkos smiles broadly at Kyros. "Don't swing that way I take it." He pouts slightly. "Pity, because you're cute." He chuckles and gestures for a server to come over. "Even if you don't, let me buy you and your... little friend there a drink." He waves at Pointy with his tail ans winks.

Grand Lodge

"Mom always told me never pass up a free drink." He chuckles and accepts. "And it's not so much I don't swing that way as much as the only really interesting people I meet tend to end up dead or called away on assignment." He sighs. "Lonely career, a Pathfinder is."

Liberty's Edge

"I'm rather hard to kill." the Tiefling grins again. "And I'm not an exclusive fellow. The life of a Pathfinder is short, but it doesn't mean that it has to be short on pleasure." He chuckles slightly. "And commitment to one lover has never been my thing. If someone is willing and good looking, why not enjoy yourself and help them enjoy themselves."

He orders two ales. "Because life is short, and you are hot. And the Pirate Queen may take me any day, so I'll enjoy myself while I'm here."

(Couldn't help throwing in a Doctor Who reference there)

Grand Lodge

"Life is short...didn't Caiden say that once?"

Liberty's Edge

"They're words of truth my friend." Erkos says, leaning back. "Any day one's life could be ended, either by a foe's arrow... or by an angry spouse." He chuckles.

Sczarni

Climbs up a stool with some obvious effort and sits with the other two as if he was invited. Casts presdigitation on the ales to make them colorful and mage hands one of the cups to himself, becuase obvisously you would have order the second drink for a gnome as great as him

Life is as short as your adventure, casue once ya run outta'em you turn all white with boredom. My lkife will go until that dread day...

I got super gnome defenses.

Liberty's Edge

The tieflings frowns. Then orders another drink. "We all seek new things in our own ways. Me? I seek new pleasures."

Sczarni

Me too! Me too! Me too! Me too!

Have you petted a dragon? Have you gottened a Blackros to fall in love wif you? Have you ever eaten a pro-sti-tutes soul in a cookie, they are yummy? Have you got to party with a fairy dragon, vampire, ninja-bus, or anyhting else awesomerest? Did you get to telio-port into a rug? Aren't gnomes the besterest? What kinda demons have you encountered? Are they mean to you too? Have you ever best a giganterous giant without any weapons? What kinda magics can you do?

You waiting for him to stop before answering his question frustrates him a little as gnomes speak nonstop at each other, but realizing this he breaks

Liberty's Edge

Erkos waits until the questions are done then says.

"Yes. No. No, I don't know. No, and no, but I set a minotaur on fire. Not yet. They are very interesting. None yet. I wouldn't know. I haven't met a giant yet and I'm an Oracle."

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