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Go long!
Aww, here I thought there'd be a Youtube link with tips and a helpful walkthrough.
*rebounds off Scint's wings*
*spreads waffles on the ground*
The non-edible part of the floor is lava!
Penalty! Don't feed them after midnight EST!
Scary people with big teeth have to sing "twinkle twinkle little star".
I actually have the real ball. Everyone else has a fake one.
People who claim they have the real ball are lieing unless they are hopping on alternate feet with every step.
Goals scored are invalid unless shot from inside the jumprope line.
I thought goals could only be scored by hitting a bowling ball with a croquet mallet. Or was that last week?
That's a Thursday rule.
You just got a penalty of three T's.
Dammit! *walks back three spaces*
Oooh, Chance card. *pockets without revealing*
Chance card? *passes out water guns loaded with cola* Caffeine rush!
Cups with ice are two points, regardless of material. Empty glasses are three, empty styrofoam are five.
Spilling a full cup means all points lost, start over.
Draw 3 cards and take that many steps to the left of the goal.
Thread's been moved! Everybody cartwheel or fall off the game board!
Russian fire drill!!
Russian fire drill!!
Whoa! Everybody roll a D20 plus your shoe size for initiative! Anyone without a hat gets a golden snitch to the face, everybody else goes two steps to purple.
I got a ten, since that equals today's month and date added together I claim immunity for the next round and return fire with applesauce.
Applesauce?! You're thinking of saturday rules. On thursday rules that move gets pretty nerfed. It's weaksauce.
And in retaliation... THROW THE CHESSE!!!!
I shoot the ball into my own goal: I was a spy, I score 3 points.
Grats, you can give the other team a score of Banana if you can recite the preamble to the constitution, omitting the correct letter.
They slipped on the banana and fumbled, so I got a double hat trick!
Knight to Bloody Red Baron ZQ-22.
stsop evif kcab og dleif emit esrever
Youthens like Merlin. ACE!!!!!
INTERCEPTION!!
INCEPTION INTERCEPTION!
You dreamed that I intercepted the ball!
I'm running towards your goal, which is my goal, because it's my dream of your dream, and so I am the Dream Warrior!
Freddy Kruger blocks for me.......
I'm Spanky's cheerleader!
FOUL! Dream play is only legit during even-numbered months. Go back a number of steps equal to your age then ring the gong for service.
I'm -99! Touchdown!!!!
Damn. He only learned of this game yesterday.
And.....allready he's a master....
Cheerleaders substitute for player; players must take up cheering.
Serving shalalalshama to $5!@v.]+*<, the puck is in play.
Raa raa ree! Kick him in the knee!
Raa raa rass! Kick him in the other knee!
Fourth of July is the day.
Time that Goblins come out to play!
So if you isn't green,
You mustn't be seen
For Goblins now enter the fray.
I GOT FIREWORKS, and not afraid to use them.
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Merry Thursday! You can come back now - AND you get to draw a card!
Since I was first after the Gobolapocalypse AND because I watched the fireworks from the Seat of Aloof Command-Pretense AND because I watched two displays AND because I own my very own set of lockpicks AND because my deck is Teeny, I draw five cards. They are:
The 8 of Pentacles
The 7 of Cups (free mulligan since I took it from the TOP of the deck by mistake)
The STAR
The Ace of Cups
The Knight of Pentacles
The King of Wands
Stand on your head and recite the alphabet backwards while balancing a bucket of water.
39 invisible gilpeks parachute in over the ancillary field. Touching one freezes you!
I am brandishing my power kite and am therefore immune. SCORE!
I spend 25¢ and a carbuncle card to burrow for five rounds. Combined with my square root speed increase I bypass the trapped field and emerge in the endzone. Catch me if ya can, suckaz!
Next poster gets a score of Leopoldville.
Which means I'm winning.
Damnit, well I have to go back *checks shoe* apple spaces.