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[JBE] Let the Countdown Begin


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President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

A Major Pathfinder Announcement is coming in 3 Days... Link.


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Based on that image... you're creating rules to play a (naked) female Geordi LaForge? ;)

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

Its my stock image announcement image I use for major announcements. Last time I used it, it announced my first print product (aka the first Traveller RPG 3rd party product). It doesn't have anything to do with the announcement.


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Darn! Back to the thinking corner! :)


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Color me intrigued.

-Aaron

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I think it will be the announcement that Jon will start writing all his books while wearing a pink tutu and dancing to Russian folk music.


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Dark_Mistress wrote:
I think it will be the announcement that Jon will start writing all his books while wearing a pink tutu and dancing to Russian folk music.

Start?

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

Dark_Mistress wrote:
I think it will be the announcement that Jon will start writing all his books while wearing a pink tutu and dancing to Russian folk music.

HEY! Wash your mouth out with soap! Ukranian Folk Music is awesome, but Russian, no way! I draw the line there. *Hides his potato vodka stash*

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

Is it time yet?
*checks wrist*
*sees arm hair and moles*
*remembers he doesn't wear a watch*
*looks for cell phone*
*looks all around*
*remembers it is in pocket*
*checks time*
Not time just yet.


You've got pockets in your tutu?


It probably has something to do with the MMO.

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

SuperSlayer wrote:
It probably has something to do with the MMO.

I can confirm that it does not have anything to do with the MMO. To my knowledge, there is no third party publishing mechanism for the MMO. Even if it did, I'm not set up for the MMO programming.


Given the timing vis-a-vis Shadowsfall stuff and the thread about collaborations, my guess is the announcement is some kind of awesome 3PP collaboration with JBE as one of the co-conspirators.


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Kajehase wrote:
Based on that image... you're creating rules to play a (naked) female Geordi LaForge? ;)
Dale McCoy Jr wrote:
Its my stock image announcement image I use for major announcements.

That wasn't a no.

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Is it about magical ponies?

[whisper]Oh please let it be about magical ponies...[/whisper]


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Ponyfinder is the new default ruleset for the plane of shadows!?

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

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Well, friendship is magic.


Dale McCoy Jr wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
It probably has something to do with the MMO.
I can confirm that it does not have anything to do with the MMO. To my knowledge, there is no third party publishing mechanism for the MMO. Even if it did, I'm not set up for the MMO programming.

\

Very interesting. Hmm what could it be?


Cheapy wrote:
Ponyfinder is the new default ruleset for the plane of shadows!?

Nightmare Moon would fit in nicely, wouldn't she?


I hate to dissapoint you man, but I doubt that ponies are the plan.

Awesome though it would be, it seems a little OOT! :)


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Dark_Mistress wrote:
I think it will be the announcement that Jon will start writing all his books while wearing a pink tutu and dancing to Russian folk music.

*pictures Dale in a pink Tutu, fails*

I have no idea what Dale actually looks like!

*pictures Umbral Dragon in a pink tutu*

Okay, that's just trippy. Just... really... trippy. Dale, where did all the swirly colors and electric green zombies come fr...

OH, GOD! IT'S EATING MY BRAIN! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT O...

-Aaron

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

T minus 2 days and counting

Itchy wrote:
*pictures Umbral Dragon in a pink tutu*

You pretty much nailed what I look like with that one, except for the umbral dragon part and the pink tutu part.

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

Just a random thought, maybe a few chants to Hastur might help the announcement come a little sooner. Well, it can't hurt anyways. If nothing else it might make the time pass quicker.

Just saying.

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

Just. One. More. Day.


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Is it one more day yet?


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24 hours in a bacta tank has brought me back to almost normal functioning. I still have this intense craving for human brains, though.

What? One more day!

*Munches gray matter goodness while waiting*

Liberty's Edge

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While looking to see if I could find any actual chants to Hastur I came across the following:

Elder God, Schmelder God by Stephan Hesh

Elder God, Schmelder God.
I am not afraid.
I’ll sing their songs.
I’ll chant their chants.
And even say their names.
Hastur, Hastur.
Nyarlthotep.
You see, I feel the same.

Ancient tomes, by crazy gnomes.
Nothing dreadful there.
I’ll read their words.
I’ll draw their signs.
And prove it’s not germane.
For they’re not real.
Just mindless tales.
Your fears are all in vain.

Great Old Ones, they’re all gone.
They’ll never worry me.
I’ll use black spells.
I’ll open the doors.
And throw away the key.
One moment please.
I heard a noise.
Oh God! No, stop! Not meeeeeeee!

Scarab Sages

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What's it got in its pocketses?

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

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Announcement:
The big announcement will come later today!

Oh And...:
Explosive Runes

Thank you Cheapy.

Liberty's Edge

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You actually got my hopes up with that one. It's still a little early to be doing that to me. You're lucky I like your products...


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I was expecting Explosive Runes.

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

Good point, Cheapy.

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

The announcement goes live in less than 1 hour.

Dark Archive

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Is it a announcement that next week their will be a important announcement?

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

As much as I love torture, no. It will be the actual announcement.

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