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Outdingoing th' Dingo


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Cities of the B&@!**$ Crazy

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Supervillain B+~@+#@ Crazy Schemes

Andoran

You cannot hope to outdingo the dingo.

Especially not with Cracked.com

Shadow Lodge

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Cities of the B*$&!+& Crazy

This one was incredibly, amazingly hilarious until just one line ruined the whole thing.

I'll leave you to guess which one.


You can't out-Dingo the Dingo. He's got 7 more dingomensions of Dingotime curled up undetectably inside the measurable 4 dingomensions. He's already quantum tunneling into your pineal gland!


I can feel forEVer!


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YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT. STRING THEORY IS INVALID.


amber lamps!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Lamber amps?

Qadira

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
You can't out-Dingo the Dingo. He's got 7 more dingomensions of Dingotime curled up undetectably inside the measurable 4 dingomensions. He's already quantum tunneling into your pineal gland!

Your perception of reality is flawed. You see a fixed Quantum Set having been subjected to a quantum limit at the moment of conception - where you lost your immortal state. So in reality you are now an eyeball in a dish having its Strings pulled but the people who think Mit Romney is the Next President...

And no disrespect...OK a lot :P but the Sooner they build a Billion capacity city in the USA (even if it is to simply move the global female population from the rest of the world and end their enslavement as breeder bags in third world hell) the better. I think you are under thinking the benefits and your own obligations to the world.


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Someone just proved someone else's point.


yellowdingo wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
You can't out-Dingo the Dingo. He's got 7 more dingomensions of Dingotime curled up undetectably inside the measurable 4 dingomensions. He's already quantum tunneling into your pineal gland!

Your perception of reality is flawed. You see a fixed Quantum Set having been subjected to a quantum limit at the moment of conception - where you lost your immortal state. So in reality you are now an eyeball in a dish having its Strings pulled but the people who think Mit Romney is the Next President...

And no disrespect...OK a lot :P but the Sooner they build a Billion capacity city in the USA (even if it is to simply move the global female population from the rest of the world and end their enslavement as breeder bags in third world hell) the better. I think you are under thinking the benefits and your own obligations to the world.

Sorry. Just doesn't compare to the guys profiled on Cracked.com. It's more like a bad SyFy B movie backstory for a horror flick about some giant mutated albino sewer budgies that a crack team of Delta Green commandos has to rid the world of.

Qadira

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
You can't out-Dingo the Dingo. He's got 7 more dingomensions of Dingotime curled up undetectably inside the measurable 4 dingomensions. He's already quantum tunneling into your pineal gland!

Your perception of reality is flawed. You see a fixed Quantum Set having been subjected to a quantum limit at the moment of conception - where you lost your immortal state. So in reality you are now an eyeball in a dish having its Strings pulled but the people who think Mit Romney is the Next President...

And no disrespect...OK a lot :P but the Sooner they build a Billion capacity city in the USA (even if it is to simply move the global female population from the rest of the world and end their enslavement as breeder bags in third world hell) the better. I think you are under thinking the benefits and your own obligations to the world.

Sorry. Just doesn't compare to the guys profiled on Cracked.com. It's more like a bad SyFy B movie backstory for a horror flick about some giant mutated albino sewer budgies that a crack team of Delta Green commandos has to rid the world of.

That's just because they had money and hung out with people who thought nuking out a harbor was a cool way to prove nukes had use in civil engineering. All they hope for these days is the Tide will come in permanently and they wind up living on the Island of San Francisco married to their sister/mother.

What do you want from me in terms of Big and Awesome?

How about a Mega-library where all the dead are archived on shelves? No more burials or cremations - in fact the existing ones will be dug up.

How about we build a mile wide sea wall from florida to cuba to yucatan and drain the gulf of mexico - establishing the US states of Cuba, Mexico and turn the gulf into a rainforest with oil fields and a coastal city that literally runs from florida to Mexico?


I want one meelion dollars!

Qadira

Mega City and it's theme song

Qadira

And just to Godwin the thread, did you know the Nazi's had a plan to build a huge damn across the strait of Gibraltar? "reclaiming" the Mediterranean for farm land.

Andoran

No politician is a substitute for yellowdingo, I'm afraid.


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I'M GUNNNA RUN FAR MAYER O'DARWIN! AND VALIDATE STRING THEORAH!


You're gonna be the mayor of a single dolphin? That's kinda taking animal husbandry in a weird tangent, ain't it, Ringo Dingo?

Qadira

You're right. I've let the team down...Time to Super-villain up.

All ready pee'd in the water supply by the way...so that super-villain plan carried out...every one died screaming when they used the black hole to wipe me from existence. :P


Oh, you mean that thing that absolutely nobody drinks from because they all buy bottled water?

Nice show there, supragenius.

Andoran

They only buy it because of the Schenectady Conspiracy.


But.....who is Frog Man?


Sounds like dinner to me ...

Qadira

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Oh, you mean that thing that absolutely nobody drinks from because they all buy bottled water?

Nice show there, supragenius.

Actually they built new dam elsewhere...and turned old supply into Boating and Recreation Lake.


Frog Man and Tadpole will defeat the Dingo and save Gotham.

Qadira

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Frog Man and Tadpole will defeat the Dingo and save Gotham.

Barkybarkbarkbark!

Made you wet your froggy undies - serve you right for wearing them outside your clothes.


Cross streams, Tadpole! We wanna get plenty of bufotoxin in his face!

Andoran

busting

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