Orthos |
Cities of the B*$&!+& Crazy
This one was incredibly, amazingly hilarious until just one line ruined the whole thing.
I'll leave you to guess which one.
yellowdingo |
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You can't out-Dingo the Dingo. He's got 7 more dingomensions of Dingotime curled up undetectably inside the measurable 4 dingomensions. He's already quantum tunneling into your pineal gland!
Your perception of reality is flawed. You see a fixed Quantum Set having been subjected to a quantum limit at the moment of conception - where you lost your immortal state. So in reality you are now an eyeball in a dish having its Strings pulled but the people who think Mit Romney is the Next President...
And no disrespect...OK a lot :P but the Sooner they build a Billion capacity city in the USA (even if it is to simply move the global female population from the rest of the world and end their enslavement as breeder bags in third world hell) the better. I think you are under thinking the benefits and your own obligations to the world.
Spanky the Leprechaun |
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:You can't out-Dingo the Dingo. He's got 7 more dingomensions of Dingotime curled up undetectably inside the measurable 4 dingomensions. He's already quantum tunneling into your pineal gland!Your perception of reality is flawed. You see a fixed Quantum Set having been subjected to a quantum limit at the moment of conception - where you lost your immortal state. So in reality you are now an eyeball in a dish having its Strings pulled but the people who think Mit Romney is the Next President...
And no disrespect...OK a lot :P but the Sooner they build a Billion capacity city in the USA (even if it is to simply move the global female population from the rest of the world and end their enslavement as breeder bags in third world hell) the better. I think you are under thinking the benefits and your own obligations to the world.
Sorry. Just doesn't compare to the guys profiled on Cracked.com. It's more like a bad SyFy B movie backstory for a horror flick about some giant mutated albino sewer budgies that a crack team of Delta Green commandos has to rid the world of.
yellowdingo |
yellowdingo wrote:Sorry. Just doesn't compare to the guys profiled on Cracked.com. It's more like a bad SyFy B movie backstory for a horror flick about some giant mutated albino sewer budgies that a crack team of Delta Green commandos has to rid the world of.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:You can't out-Dingo the Dingo. He's got 7 more dingomensions of Dingotime curled up undetectably inside the measurable 4 dingomensions. He's already quantum tunneling into your pineal gland!Your perception of reality is flawed. You see a fixed Quantum Set having been subjected to a quantum limit at the moment of conception - where you lost your immortal state. So in reality you are now an eyeball in a dish having its Strings pulled but the people who think Mit Romney is the Next President...
And no disrespect...OK a lot :P but the Sooner they build a Billion capacity city in the USA (even if it is to simply move the global female population from the rest of the world and end their enslavement as breeder bags in third world hell) the better. I think you are under thinking the benefits and your own obligations to the world.
That's just because they had money and hung out with people who thought nuking out a harbor was a cool way to prove nukes had use in civil engineering. All they hope for these days is the Tide will come in permanently and they wind up living on the Island of San Francisco married to their sister/mother.
What do you want from me in terms of Big and Awesome?
How about a Mega-library where all the dead are archived on shelves? No more burials or cremations - in fact the existing ones will be dug up.
How about we build a mile wide sea wall from florida to cuba to yucatan and drain the gulf of mexico - establishing the US states of Cuba, Mexico and turn the gulf into a rainforest with oil fields and a coastal city that literally runs from florida to Mexico?
Pillbug Toenibbler |
You're gonna be the mayor of a single dolphin? That's kinda taking animal husbandry in a weird tangent, ain't it, Ringo Dingo?