Dear Mr. Aberzombie ...

[Tirq]

BluePigeon wrote:

Let at least zombies can't claim trees or use a ladder.

Or can they?

You see, zombies actually can't use Doors. Why else do you think that in every zombie movie or game people shut the door and their safe.

And zombies can deffinetly climb and claim trees.

[Some Random Dude]

BluePigeon wrote:

Let at least zombies can't claim trees or use a ladder.

Or can they?

You haven't played Plants vs Zombies have you? They find a way...they always find a way.

[Aberzombie]

BluePigeon wrote:

Let at least zombies can't claim trees or use a ladder.

Or can they?

whistles

[Aberzombie]

Tirq wrote:

You see, zombies actually can't use Doors. Why else do you think that in every zombie movie or game people shut the door and their safe.

Or, our paid agents in Hollywood are spreading disinformation.

[The Dude Lebowski]

Tirq wrote:

You see, zombies actually can't use Doors.

That's just a misconception, man. Yeah, they were a little thrown at first because The Doors had no bass guitar and such a radical sound, but they really started clicking with the Lizard King's vibe by the time The Soft Parade came out.

[BluePigeon]

Shaun of the Dead? Good? Bad? Hilarious?

[Tirq]

The Dude Lebowski wrote:

Tirq wrote:

You see, zombies actually can't use Doors.

That's just a misconception, man. Yeah, they were a little thrown at first because The Doors had no bass guitar and such a radical sound, but they really started clicking with the Lizard King's vibe by the time The Soft Parade came out.

I see. Well, okay then.

Aberzombie wrote:

Or, our paid agents in Hollywood are spreading disinformation.

What Hollywood information are you disspreading? I always thought zombies were more of Rolling Stones fans.

[Mystic_Snowfang]

Dear Mr. Amberzombie, most people I talk to are more afraid of a therinthrope (werewolf, werecat, were-insert-animal-here) apocolypse or however the hell you spell it, than a zombie one, how do you take this?

[Aberzombie]

BluePigeon wrote:

Shaun of the Dead? Good? Bad? Hilarious?

I found the movie to be very entertaining, and with a good moral. At the end, we see Shaun and his best zombie friend peacefully coexisting and playing video games together.

If that doesn't prove that the living and the undead can get along, I don't know what does.

[Aberzombie]

Tirq wrote:

What Hollywood information are you disspreading?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill and eat you (not necessarily in that order). And I've decided that I like you. So when the zombiepocalypse happens, I promise we'll eat you last.

[Orthos]

Mystic_Snowfang wrote:

Dear Mr. Amberzombie, most people I talk to are more afraid of a therinthrope (werewolf, werecat, were-insert-animal-here) apocolypse or however the hell you spell it, than a zombie one, how do you take this?

As an outside observer I'm curious how such came to be, considering I've seen several how-to books regarding zombie apocalypses and none on a worldwide mass were-thing attack.

[Mystic_Snowfang]

Orthos wrote:

Mystic_Snowfang wrote:

Dear Mr. Amberzombie, most people I talk to are more afraid of a therinthrope (werewolf, werecat, were-insert-animal-here) apocolypse or however the hell you spell it, than a zombie one, how do you take this?

As an outside observer I'm curious how such came to be, considering I've seen several how-to books regarding zombie apocalypses and none on a worldwide mass were-thing attack.

Because they know humans can win in the end with world wide zombie attacks. Hollywood likes their happy endings.

[Orthos]

Mystic_Snowfang wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Mystic_Snowfang wrote:

Dear Mr. Amberzombie, most people I talk to are more afraid of a therinthrope (werewolf, werecat, were-insert-animal-here) apocolypse or however the hell you spell it, than a zombie one, how do you take this?

As an outside observer I'm curious how such came to be, considering I've seen several how-to books regarding zombie apocalypses and none on a worldwide mass were-thing attack.

Because they know humans can win in the end with world wide zombie attacks. Hollywood likes their happy endings.

Ah, animal superiority complex. Got it.

[Klaus van der Kroft]

Dear Mr. Amberzombie,

I am torn between going to an italian place and ordering caneloni, or going to a japanese place and ordering sushi.

What should I do?

[BluePigeon]

Mr. Aberzombie, you must read this.

[Aberzombie]

Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

Dear Mr. Amberzombie,

I am torn between going to an italian place and ordering caneloni, or going to a japanese place and ordering sushi.

What should I do?

Go for the Japanese.

[Klaus van der Kroft]

Sushi it is.

Thanks. It feels better than tossing a coin!

[Aberzombie]

BluePigeon wrote:

Mr. Aberzombie, you must read this.

I have already stated, for the record, that this man is in no way affiliated with the Horde. This is not the zombiepocalypse. Nothing to see here. Move along please.

[zylphryx]

Dear Mr. Aberzombie,

Having played the game All Flesh Must Be Eaten, my curiosity was peaked as to the accuracy of at least one zombie we encountered. Is it true there are zombies who have acid for blood?

If it is true, does this mean the coming zombiepocalypse is alien in origin (since they too have a craving for human flesh and have acidic blood)?

And if it is alien in nature, will the predators show up and become zombie hunters?

[Aberzombie]

zylphryx wrote:

Dear Mr. Aberzombie,

Having played the game All Flesh Must Be Eaten, my curiosity was peaked as to the accuracy of at least one zombie we encountered. Is it true there are zombies who have acid for blood?

If it is true, does this mean the coming zombiepocalypse is alien in origin (since they too have a craving for human flesh and have acidic blood)?

And if it is alien in nature, will the predators show up and become zombie hunters?

None of this is true, but thanks for giving Hollywood it's next idea for a lame AvP movie.

[BluePigeon]

Not for the squeamish

[ZombehMonkeh]

Mmmmm. Braains.

*splortch munch crunch glop blork *

[Aberzombie]

Whoa! Holy carp! I had forgotten all about this thread. Better times, man. Way better times.

[ZombehMonkeh]

Mrgh. Me necromonkey. Me raise thread from dead

Mrgh rgh *crunch* *schlorp*

[Aberzombie]

A bit of undeath is always awesome!