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Chickens vs. Eggs


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Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Mmmmm....Popeyes!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Damnit! Now I'm hungry.

Silver Crusade

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Which came first, the hooker or the John?

If the hooker's any good, it would be the John.

Or is that not what you meant?


Crimson Jester wrote:
I fail to see the problem here. Heck soon you can get them green-skinned and/or dressed as Princess Leah. Personally I am waiting till they get she-hulk, but to each their own.

Finally, this thread gets interesting.


.....?


Frank the Mime wrote:
.....?

I'm watching you.


Take it easy, man. No need to get worked up.

Andoran

This thread is too chill.

Y'all need to spice it up.


.....!

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Frank the Mime wrote:
.....!

you tell 'em Frank! Speak your mind!!


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Hookers serving Popeyes chicken wrapped in bacon.

I want <count fingers> twelve.


Wait, are the hookers wrapped in bacon, or the Popeye's chicken wrapped in bacon?

And 12 fingers? I'm not sure those are all your fingers.


Bacon hookers cost more but are worth it.


Maybe not. "Bacon Hookers" could potentially mean hookers who work for bacon.


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Speaking of delicious chicken, I'm going to just leave this here.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Hmmm...Bacon-wrapped chicken hookers. I believe we'll need Taig to stat these up properly.


Aberzombie wrote:
Hmmm...Bacon-wrapped chicken hookers.

Marinated in bacon vodka.

Andoran

I've determined that Urizen is the sextuple-fingered man?

Silver Crusade

He's pterodactyl!

I mean...

Polydactyl!

Shadow Lodge

Gark the Goblin wrote:
I've determined that Urizen is the sextuple-fingered man?

He's the Six-Fingered Man's older brother?

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:

He's pterodactyl!

I mean...

Polydactyl!

Gesundheit!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Mmmm......Kung Pao Chicken.

Qadira

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Oh an egg comes out of a chicken

Oh a chicken comes out of an egg...

Lala lalalalala


Pathfinder Card Game Subscriber

The egg came first, the bottom half of the shell is the world and the top half the heavens. There's really no other way of explaining how we could go from formless void to Popeye chicken being the most reverent thing on Earth.

All this talk of combining the oldest profession with bacon, chicken, and Sci-Fi should be a college major. Kickstarter this and you'll make millions.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

There is much wisdom in you, young grasshopper. Welcome to our little corner of the asylum.


bacon!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

It's so awesome, it belongs in any thread.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Alydos wrote:
All this talk of combining the oldest profession with bacon, chicken, and Sci-Fi should be a college major.

Available now at UNLV! ;)

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

I had a little coffee, eggs and fruit with my pile of bacon on ~9am Saturday morning before Geek Out. The bacon carried me through to 7pm when I was able to get more food. Sadly, it was not bacon.


bummer.

bacon with every meal!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I would say, don't worry, that you shouldn't have too much of a good thing, but this is bacon we're discussing.....


define too much

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Ain't no such thing when it comes to bacon. One day, I'm gonna have a big f@*~ing house with an indoor swimming pool filled with bacon.


I. am. pirahnaman.

*goes dolleyed*

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Pirahna 3DD!


In BACONVISION!!!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

MUST. INVENT.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Which came first, the bacon, or the vision?


Omnomnomnomnom! urp
wut?

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Dang blast it! Ghost post?

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

There ya is.


ghost bacon in 3d

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Aberzombie wrote:
Which came first, the bacon, or the vision?

Simultaneous evolution.


om nom nom

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Mon mon mon


NOM NOMNOM

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Need more cowbell.


Pig bell. Say pig bell.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

pig bell ...


thats better

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