Chickens vs. Eggs

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm....Popeyes!

[Aberzombie]

Damnit! Now I'm hungry.

[Celestial Healer]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Which came first, the hooker or the John?

If the hooker's any good, it would be the John.

Or is that not what you meant?

[Don Juan de Doodlebug]

Crimson Jester wrote:

I fail to see the problem here. Heck soon you can get them green-skinned and/or dressed as Princess Leah. Personally I am waiting till they get she-hulk, but to each their own.

Finally, this thread gets interesting.

[Frank the Mime]

.....?

[Clerk Roz]

Frank the Mime wrote:

.....?

I'm watching you.

[Relax]

Take it easy, man. No need to get worked up.

[Gark the Goblin]

This thread is too chill.

Y'all need to spice it up.

[Frank the Mime]

.....!

[zylphryx]

Frank the Mime wrote:

.....!

you tell 'em Frank! Speak your mind!!

[Urizen]

Hookers serving Popeyes chicken wrapped in bacon.

I want <count fingers> twelve.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Wait, are the hookers wrapped in bacon, or the Popeye's chicken wrapped in bacon?

And 12 fingers? I'm not sure those are all your fingers.

[Xabulba]

Bacon hookers cost more but are worth it.

[gran rey de los mono]

Maybe not. "Bacon Hookers" could potentially mean hookers who work for bacon.

[Saint Caleth]

Speaking of delicious chicken, I'm going to just leave this here.

[Aberzombie]

Hmmm...Bacon-wrapped chicken hookers. I believe we'll need Taig to stat these up properly.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Aberzombie wrote:

Hmmm...Bacon-wrapped chicken hookers.

Marinated in bacon vodka.

[Gark the Goblin]

I've determined that Urizen is the sextuple-fingered man?

[Celestial Healer]

He's pterodactyl!

I mean...

Polydactyl!

[Orthos]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

I've determined that Urizen is the sextuple-fingered man?

He's the Six-Fingered Man's older brother?

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

He's pterodactyl!

I mean...

Polydactyl!

Gesundheit!

[Aberzombie]

Mmmm......Kung Pao Chicken.

[Patrick Curtin]

Oh an egg comes out of a chicken

Oh a chicken comes out of an egg...

Lala lalalalala

[Alydos]

The egg came first, the bottom half of the shell is the world and the top half the heavens. There's really no other way of explaining how we could go from formless void to Popeye chicken being the most reverent thing on Earth.

All this talk of combining the oldest profession with bacon, chicken, and Sci-Fi should be a college major. Kickstarter this and you'll make millions.

[Aberzombie]

There is much wisdom in you, young grasshopper. Welcome to our little corner of the asylum.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!

[Aberzombie]

It's so awesome, it belongs in any thread.

[zylphryx]

Alydos wrote:

All this talk of combining the oldest profession with bacon, chicken, and Sci-Fi should be a college major.

Available now at UNLV! ;)

[zylphryx]

I had a little coffee, eggs and fruit with my pile of bacon on ~9am Saturday morning before Geek Out. The bacon carried me through to 7pm when I was able to get more food. Sadly, it was not bacon.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bummer.

bacon with every meal!

[Aberzombie]

I would say, don't worry, that you shouldn't have too much of a good thing, but this is bacon we're discussing.....

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

define too much

[Aberzombie]

Ain't no such thing when it comes to bacon. One day, I'm gonna have a big f@$@ing house with an indoor swimming pool filled with bacon.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I. am. pirahnaman.

*goes dolleyed*

[Aberzombie]

Pirahna 3DD!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

In BACONVISION!!!

[Aberzombie]

MUST. INVENT.

[Aberzombie]

Which came first, the bacon, or the vision?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Omnomnomnomnom! urp
wut?

[Aberzombie]

Dang blast it! Ghost post?

[Aberzombie]

There ya is.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ghost bacon in 3d

[zylphryx]

Aberzombie wrote:

Which came first, the bacon, or the vision?

Simultaneous evolution.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

om nom nom

[Aberzombie]

Mon mon mon

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

NOM NOMNOM

[Aberzombie]

Need more cowbell.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Pig bell. Say pig bell.

[zylphryx]

pig bell ...

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

thats better