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The Official JMD031 Rant thread.


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More like since posting it here, the urge has receded. Maybe it will resurface later, maybe not.


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I did an unofficial rant on the first Kingmaker Module. Check it out in the FAWTL Refugee thread.


Hee hee! That cemetery got you, boy!!

My Lord and Master sent me a Private Message and in it he sez that he helped Tim Hitchcock write that scene.

All hail Leafar!


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Actually it didn't get me as I was going through the front gate. So, there.


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:::bangs head against wall::


Quek!

*walls head against bang*


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I will be watching Green Lantern tonight in hopes of it sparking enough rage for me to put together a new rant.


THIS DEVELOPMENT IS SATISFACTORY.

Andoran

Ranting about people who make new aliases but don't give them profiles:

Okay, so apparently I am really fed up about this. I'm not the sort of guy who would assign work for himself, right? So. Let's do this.
If you're going to create a new alias, why not give it a backstory? Otherwise it's just a new name and image. If you give it a backstory people will have fun reading your backstory, but if you don't make a backstory then people will not have fun not reading your nonexistent backstory. You know what else makes people not have fun? People who hate fun. I'm not talking about your run-of-the-mill fun-haters. I'm talking about Evil hipsters. By the way, there are multiple alignments of Hipster. One of my friends is a Good Hipster and one of my acquaintances is an Evil Hipster. Okay tangent over. Anyway Evil Hipsters think they are oh so cool by believing that fun is not as important as intellectual refinement. You know what I can't really get into any of this. I was angry about evil hipsters and things like being wrong yesterday but now I just don't care.


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JMD031 wrote:
I will be watching Green Lantern tonight in hopes of it sparking enough rage for me to put together a new rant.

You need a red power ring for that.


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Ok, I'm not that big of a Green Lantern Fanboy to get angry over the movie. It wasn't good but I wasn't like "OMG HOW DARE THEY!!!!" like I was with Spiderman 3. Also, I should get a rant out soon as I'm going to be without internets for about 2 weeks for Military training.


You will be missed for two weeks sir. Carry on with your rants when you come back.


JMD031 wrote:
Also, I should get a rant out soon as I'm going to be without internets for about 2 weeks for Military training.

So, you shall be doing this, then?

Andoran

Good luck on your training when you go.


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Thanks.

Rant incoming.


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Welcome back Rant fans! This rant is about (expletive deleted) annoying automated (expletive deleted) telephone menu things. Let me just start off by saying (expletive deleted) those (expletive deleted) things. Automatic telephone menus, we have grown accustomed to them in our day and age. But for what reason? Do businesses really get that many calls in a day that it would warrant some kind of (expletive deleted) automatic gatekeeper? Or is it simply a matter of “cost effectiveness”? Who gives a flying (expletive deleted). These things are the scourge of customers everywhere. It used to be back in the day that if you ran into one of these (expletive deleted) monstrosities, you could just push zero a bunch of times and eventually you would be connected to a live person. But now a days, fat (expletive deleted) chance. No, these (expletive deleted) machines have gotten smart. Now if you push zero a lot, you get rerouted to the beginning or they hang up on you. How rude is that? It’s really (expletive deleted) rude is what it is. Let’s not forget that when you do get a live person they are more than happy to send you back to the (expletive deleted) machine. This is the beginning of the end. This is how it begins. We’ve all seen the Terminator and the Matrix (and I’m sure a few of us have seen those dreadful sequels). This is where the (expletive deleted) machines start their rise against us. Or maybe not, who (expletive deleted) knows. What I do know is that those things are annoying as (expletive deleted) and if I ever run into the guy who invented them I will personally run his (expletive deleted) over with my car.

Another rant competed. Apologies for the span of time between them. Now for more bad news, I will be out of town and without internets for two weeks so you will have to get your rant fix somewhere else for a while until I return gloriously with a brand new rant. If things go really well, I’ll maybe have two or three lined up. So until next time when I rant about…customers who bug me while I’m trying to do something important, like browse the Paizo message boards. Yeah, that will be a good one.


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JMD031 wrote:

Updated list of topics I'm going to rant about:

Customers who bug me while I'm trying to do something important, like browse the Paizo message boards
People who talk in netspeak (LOL, OMG, ROTFLMAO, etc...)
Telemarketers.
Those jackanape "debt collectors" that mistake you for some one else - as if you have any more money that the guy who shirked on the "debt" the jackanapes are now determined that YOU owe them for.
Spam that the e-mail filters fail to catch. Or spam that cleverly dodges the nets during its annual spawning runs up long Alaskan rivers. Or both.
Why Gruumash is so Awesome?
Purple People Eaters
Pushy Monkey Kings
Canadians
Ginger Gnomes
Hot Weather
Power Outages

Update to the update.


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gran rey de los stereo wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Also, I should get a rant out soon as I'm going to be without internets for about 2 weeks for Military training.
So, you shall be doing this, then?

Possibly...if I told you I may have to find you and then kill you. Which would not be good for me as it would be one less fan of my rants that is around.


I have a feeling it wouldn't be particularly good for me either.


Then he'd have to go on a rant about having to kill people that know too much.

Andoran

Then he'd have to go on a rant about discussing illegal activity.


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Followed by a rant of the injustice of our legal system.


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ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

There will be no new rants starting Saturday July 28th until sometime after August 10th. I apologize for the inconvenience.


JMD031 wrote:

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

There will be no new rants starting Saturday July 28th until sometime after August 10th. I apologize for the inconvenience.

CORRECTION!!!

There may be new rants, we'll just have to do them ourselves. Maybe I should finally finish the rant I've started and abondoned a dozen times. But that would mean I would have to do something, and that's asking a lot.


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Yes I should have clarified that I meant there would be no new rants from me until I get back.

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Enjoy your vacation. May it be significantly less rant-inducing.

Entertaining it might be for us but no one likes a rant-spawning vacation. Kind of kills the point.


What the [expletive deleted] is up with all these [redacted][expletive deleted] rants, huh?! Rambling on endlessly about [redacted] that should be discussed in [expletive deleted][expletive deleted] polite society. Legislation should be passed right [redacted] now!! NOW [expletive deleted] NOW!! DOWN WITH THE COMMIE [expletive deleted] GNOMES OF ZURICH IN THEIR SWISS VAULTS!! Or are they Socialist? Who [expletive deleted] cares! THEY'RE SWISS GNOMES!! I know ... we'll round up the little [expletive deleted] buggers, cook them in boiling Swiss [expletive deleted] chocolate FEET FIRST before cracking open their skulls like Southeast Asian monkeys!

... did someone say brains? *drools* *wipes mouth*

'scuse me while I get my cookbook and knives ...


Turin the Mad wrote:

DOWN WITH THE COMMIE [expletive deleted] GNOMES OF ZURICH IN THEIR SWISS VAULTS!! Or are they Socialist? Who [expletive deleted] cares! THEY'RE SWISS GNOMES!! I know ... we'll round up the little [expletive deleted] buggers, cook them in boiling Swiss [expletive deleted] chocolate FEET FIRST before cracking open their skulls like Southeast Asian monkeys!

... did someone say brains? *drools* *wipes mouth*

'scuse me while I get my cookbook and knives ...

Zoundz delizciouz! Leit me geit my plate.


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Ok, so I get internets for a little bit and what do I see? No one has posted in this thread for a week! That makes me a sad panda :-(.


You are here Master. That's all that matters.

In the real world, my time is in a bind. I'm moving to Indiana as of Tuesday and internet access will be spotty and on the road at best.

Andoran

The problem, my good sir, is that we are too afraid of seeming the usurper.


Sorry, I've been too concerned with this to rant.

Andoran

Why don't you rant about how people took this long to fund the third season?


What third season?

Andoran

Of JourneyQuest?


There is no third season yet. They are still releasing season 2.

Andoran

oops

Andoran

Coming tomorrow: a rant


So...what happened, Gark? I see no rant...


I RELOCATED IT. I WAS BORED.

Andoran

gran rey de los everything wrote:
So...what happened, Gark? I see no rant...

It is still tomorrow in Australia. Therefore, I will rant about New Zealand.

New Zealand. Land of the Hobbits, Land of Marmite, Land of Peter Jackson. It thinks it's so much better than everyone else, including Australia. I've heard way too many [expletive deleted] jokes about how Australia is all about sheep, or desert, or mass shootings. Well, guess the f!!! what? Everyone has those problems. Even Antarctica, which is supposed to be a paradise. New Zealand thinks it's cool, with its treating the Maori pretty well, with its Jean whatserface who was supposedly better than Amelia Earheart. But as I mentioned above, it eats [expletive deleted] marmite. Which according to my Australian friend, is really bad. Why can't people just appreciate peanut butter for its simple supremacy? But nooo, everyone wants to be "special" by having their own favourite spread. [Expletive deleted]. The East Coast has Nutella. The British have butter. The Australians have Vegemite. Where's a guy supposed to get his PBJ on? Nowhere, that's where, unless he can get to Portland. And once he reaches Portland, he has to contend with people asking him to tell them what his religion is, when he probably doesn't even have one, because only godless heathens eat guacamole! What's even the deal with calling someone a "dogless heathen," is that even a thing that exists? Do people even use it? Or is it just in those s~!@ty British mystery TV police procedural CIS dramas, where the crazy old woman calls the rude young punk a gogless heathanson. But yeah, how can you be both godless and heathen? Aren't heathens people who worship other gods? Or maybe they're the guys who live on the Heath. That might make some sense, I probably looked pretty stupid up there. Eh this whole rant is dumm, I'm gonna post it and be done.


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I have returned.

Andoran

You have indeed.


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Welcome back rant fans! After my long absence I’m back, with a vengeance or some (expletive deleted). Today’s rant is about people who bug you while you are trying to do something important, like browse the Paizo message boards. Now while I question the importance of browsing message boards, this is something that does annoy the (expletive deleted) out of me. This happens to me all the time at work. I will be on the phone talking to someone and someone will enter my office and start talking to me. How (expletive deleted) rude is that. I’ve gotten to the point where I just ignore these (expletive deleted) people and continue on with my work praying that they get the (expletive deleted) hint. Most often they do not get the (expletive deleted) hint so I ask them “nicely” if they can leave me the (expletive deleted) alone while I get some actual work done. That is what really bugs me about this, it’s never something like “hey make sure you do blah blah blah”, it’s always something like “hey, what’s up with you today? Well you’ll never believe what I did this past weekend.” Like I really give a rat’s (expletive deleted) about the drunken exploits of a middle aged married man. If I’m so hard pressed to get this kind of entertainment I’ll watch Jersey Shore. On second thought, I won’t do that because that (expletive deleted) show sucks serious (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted). So, since I’ve drifted off into talking about a bunch of drunken (expletive deleted), I think it’s time to end this rant.

Tune in next time when I rant about…People who talk in netspeak (LOL, OMG, ROTFLMAO, etc…). I’m sure that one will make you (expletive deleted) yourself while you exclaim OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!1111!!!.


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JMD031 wrote:

Updated list of topics I'm going to rant about:

People who talk in netspeak (LOL, OMG, ROTFLMAO, etc...)
Telemarketers.
Those jackanape "debt collectors" that mistake you for some one else - as if you have any more money that the guy who shirked on the "debt" the jackanapes are now determined that YOU owe them for.
Spam that the e-mail filters fail to catch. Or spam that cleverly dodges the nets during its annual spawning runs up long Alaskan rivers. Or both.
Why Gruumash is so Awesome?
Purple People Eaters
Pushy Monkey Kings
Canadians
Ginger Gnomes
Hot Weather
Power Outages

Update to the update.

Andoran

gdi bbq


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I wonder if anyone will be doing a Gen Con rant. I might do one about how I didn't get to go this year.


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To all of you who got to go to Gen Con this year when I didn't, (expletive deleted) you and the (expletive deleted) metaphorical (expletive deleted) horses you rode in on. But seriously...get some swag for me.

Andoran

I've never been to a GenCon; most of what I know is from the old ads in Dragon.


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I've been to GenCon twice. Once with a friend of mine from Oklahoma. The second time I went I volunteered at the WOTC booth and got free stuff at the end.

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