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The Official JMD031 Rant Thread


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Nice raybans, heathen!


I used to like raybans, before they were cool.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

You may not like my sunglasses, but I just wanted you to know that I wear them at night...so I can...so I can...

Liberty's Edge

http://www.ledgernews.com/community/business/1221-april-4-2012/4842-eye-can -motivational-speaking-and-positive-thinking-leads-local-man-to-inspiration al-invention

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fergie/57721230/


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Hmm, perhaps to convince more people to post I should have been like "Don't post in this thread!" or something.

Shadow Lodge

What? A transparent ploy like that'd never work!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

It worked for over a year in that other thread.

Liberty's Edge

It died because the Paizo staff respect Leafar.

Grand Lodge

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Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

You have a funny idea of 'respect'.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

For the Masses

Dark Archive

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Nope, you're a big scabby meany orcses! And poodle-licker!! And you use safety matches!!!

Okay I guess I needed to respond to this attack to my person. I am big, not so scabby though (I heal quickly) I have lots oh scars though. I am an orc and I use safety matches ... but I have never licked a poddle not even that one time. I suppose I could be construde as a big meany, but I am adamant about not being a poodle licker that is a complete false hood and I expect a retraction.

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

Perhaps he meant poodle kicker? K and L are right next to one another.

Then again I wouldn't take that as an insult.

EDIT: There's a suggestion for a rant: small yappy dogs.

Dark Archive

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If it was said I was a poddle kicker that would be a correct statement I have been known to kicker them right through the up rights. The small yappy ones but I have never licked a poodle. I am still standing by that. Kicker yes licker no.


I've heard otherwise.

Liberty's Edge

I think since you are an orc you are probably sicker, though.

Dog spit is actually ver clean!

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

It could be pristine spring water for all I care, still don't see why anyone would want to exchange saliva with them x_x

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

Better watch out Doodlebug because you know I kick poodles Doodles aren't much different.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Doodlebug, much like poodles, is unaffected by punting. It says so right in his statblock


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Man, I miss Leafar. My "favorited by others" count is not going up anywhere near as quickly as it used to...

Dark Archive

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JMD031 wrote:
Doodlebug, much like poodles, is unaffected by punting. It says so right in his statblock

Yet I took a special feat that lets me by pass his ability and I certainly can punt him.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

Wait, so you can punt him all day long to no ill effect, and you choose to give up this power?

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

Oh no I still have the ability my feat bypasses his special power that normally prevents him from being punted.

You see Doodlebug used to work in one of my package stores. Whenever he got unruly I would punt him.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

How did work ever get done?


[Grumble grumble grumble]

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

Most of the time I would be punting him back to the register to get his work done.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Work sucks. That is all.


JMD031 wrote:
Work sucks. That is all.

Don't think that counts as a rant on work, pal. You're gonna have to do better than that!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Obviously not, there wasn't any expletives deleted.


Gruumash . wrote:
Most of the time I would be punting him back to the register to get his work done.

Orcish oppressor! You know Capitalism is against his belief system! To force him to slave before the ca-chinging altar of Mammon and handle filthy luchre -- THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!! -- would be unconscionable to any reasonable employer.


Yeah, you tell 'im, Pillbug, baby!

Dark Archive

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Gruumash . wrote:
Most of the time I would be punting him back to the register to get his work done.
Orcish oppressor! You know Capitalism is against his belief system! To force him to slave before the ca-chinging altar of Mammon and handle filthy luchre -- THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!! -- would be unconscionable to any reasonable employer.

He seemed to love doing the work especially when he was taking his shirt off to impress all the goblin women. He was also there for every payday picking up his paycheck for all the sales of beer and wine he made.

I gots to feed my family too you know.


[Takes off shirt and flexes]

It's all lies!!

Dark Archive

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Uh Oh now I got him all sorts of riled up ... watch out ladys he is a regular Don Juan that guy, from what I hear. Look at those biaceps at least the size of a charcoal pencil.

Liberty's Edge

What's a pencil?


Hey kids! It's time once again for Prof. Chaos

A pencil is a utensil used to collect earwax.

This episode of Prof. Chaos was brought to you by the letter & and the number ELEVENTY BILLION!!!!!!!11!!!111!!!

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

A paperclip does the job better. >_>

Shadow Lodge

Clearly, neither of you have used an earspoon.


I say, we're a tad large for that, old bean.


Orthos wrote:
A paperclip does the job better. >_>

But when cleaning earwax, don't jab yourself in the eye.

GO TEAM CHAOS!


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Orthos wrote:
A paperclip does the job better. >_>

But when cleaning earwax, don't jab yourself in the eye.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

My coordination's not that b-YOWCH!!


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
But when cleaning earwax, don't jab yourself in the eye.

That's ridiculous and implausible. Hmmm, what did my mother say about taking care of my eyes?...

Voiceover of Imaginary Mother wrote:
Always put salt in your eyes.

{puts salt in eyes, rolls around on floor in agony}

Liberty's Edge

Hey look man! She's even doing youtube links just like you!


[Hearts in eyes]

Yes, she's a real sweetie. I think I'm going to ask her out.


You should ask her out.


Oh, Mad Badger, she didn't even notice me. She just stuck her head in a bucket!


Thats because her head was on fire. She was a little distracted. Seriously dude ask her out.

Dedicated Voter 2013

I suggest a bouquet of fireworks and a tindertwig before, after or while you are sharing a nice dinner of horse by candlelight.

Liberty's Edge

Alchemist's fire is also acceptable.


[Takes notes]


She seems to like stinky rotting things too so maybe some stinky cheese?

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