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Osirion

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Please tell me you at least reduced her tip?!? Such an outrage must not go unpunished, and it serves as a teaching moment for her.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

We left a dollar. }<

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Good. That'll learn her not to f#%% with man's bacon.

Qadira

Or, more importantly, not giving a man his (curse word) bacon.

Qadira

Guess who has two thumbs and had bacon for lunch... THIS GUY! Dangit you can't see my thumbs...

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

It's ok if we can't see.....the bacon does. It sees all. It knows all.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Aberzombie wrote:
Guess what I had for dinner last night.

Bacon wrapped brains?

<ducks>

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

I get to go to an 800am GM breakfast prior to the day long gaming at Geek Out 2012 in Asheville NC tomorrow morning ... think I may have to get some coffee to go with my bacon.


I had a good day: Saw The Avengers and then had midnight bacon.

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales Subscriber

It's mother's day in Australia. So today we're making crepes with scrambled eggs, schpeck, extra crispy bacon, mushroom, onion, chorizo and hollandaise sauce.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Lilly Handmade Chocolates in Cleveland, Ohion, features the Hawaii 216: a truffle made with milk chocolate, house made pineapple jam, Nueske's smoked bacon, and five-spice milk chocolate ganache.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Who doesn't like bacon? I don't know if I'd want to live in a world without bacon.

-Chef Eva Keilty

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Bringin' home the bacon!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Woot!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Boss Hog's top bacon recipes:

Average Betty's Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno POP Burger

The Bacon Explosion


The Bacon Diaries...

SR: :: Calling to Mrs. SR in another room :: Sweetie? I'm making bacon, you want some?

Mrs. SR: :: Pause :: Nahhh, not today.

SR: :: Pause then mock outrage:: You must not have heard me clearly... I offered you BACON!

Mrs. SR: :: laughs :: Oh, I heard you...

SR: Not with that response.

Shadow Lodge

As I said in another thread, "I understand the words in a dictionary sense but when you put them together like that the comprehension fails".

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Clearly, Mrs. SR was feverish and unaware exactly what she was saying. Is she feeling better now?


Indeed! After several infusions of Bacon-y goodness, she has regained her senses. :)

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Huzzah!


Jess Door wrote:
Bringin' home the bacon!

I am infused with opiates?!?! I believe I'm going to go smoke myself then.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Bacon tomorrow. I await thee!


I had bacon on a pizza tonight.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Slater's 50/50 Burgers by Design in Anaheim Hills, California, serves a popular bacon milkshake. It's made with bacon syrup, vanilla bean ice cream, whole mile, and bacon bits.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

American pork belly bacon has 3 grams of fat per slice, the same as a scant teaspoon of chunky peanut butter.


Dear Mr. Aberzombie,

If a zombie pig wandered into a smoldering hickory grove for several hours, would the result be zombie bacon? If so, would it be edible by the living as well as the living dead, or would it be a delicious, one way ticket to zombiehood.

Inquiring (and hungry) kender want to know.

- Pugglebottom


If you wrapped an orc in bacon and shoved him into a burning building... would the results taste like a smokey bacon-wrapped pork chop?

Damn... now I have a character idea for an evil-aligned chef.


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Aberzombie wrote:
American pork belly bacon has 3 grams of fat per slice, the same as a scant teaspoon of chunky peanut butter.

Mmmmmm...., peanut butter.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
BluePigeon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
American pork belly bacon has 3 grams of fat per slice, the same as a scant teaspoon of chunky peanut butter.
Mmmmmm...., peanut butter.

mmmm ... peanut butter and bacon ...


Spam with Bacon


For the young bacon lover in your life.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

"A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for hte urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and, not by a but."

-John Berger

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

When you're in my house, you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart, butter your bacon!

-Homer, The Simpsons

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

The five best-selling bacon brands in the United States: Private Label, Oscar Mayer, Hormel Black Label, Wright, and Farmland.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

Wow! That must have been some serious research.

Oh. Bacon!

Shadow Lodge

Wonder what it takes to be on that testing committee.


Here's something tasty :)

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Make your own bacon bourbon. Try the recipe at bourbonbuzz.com.


Can't I just settle for some bacon-wrapped melted mozarella?


In regards to my earlier post about meat reducing the chance of developing rectal cancer; appearently that rule doesn't apply to bacon.

A few things to take away from the above article (which is several months old, I'm aware):

  • Some people are REALLY serious about bacon.
  • There is such things as a Bacon Festival!
  • "...because bacon has become so chic." is really fun to read. I've heard bacon described many ways, but chic was not one of them until today.

  • Osirion

    Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
    Ringtail wrote:

    In regards to my earlier post about meat reducing the chance of developing rectal cancer; appearently that rule doesn't apply to bacon.

    Clearly, there are some people who do not understand English, and the clearly stated #7 of the Rules of Bacon*.

    *see page 1 of the thread


    There be some odd things on Amazon.

    Osirion

    Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

    Restaurant 3 Bar and Grill in Arlington, Virginia, prides itself on using high-quality pork. Ches source local heritage pigs that are smoked and cured onsite.

    Osirion

    Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

    16-20 strips of bacon = 1 pound
    1 cup of bacon fat = 1 pound
    1/4 pound back bacon = 1 cup cracklings

    -hormelfoodrecipes.com


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    Osirion

    Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

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