I need another BLT. STAT!
I made the mistake/excellent decision of buying some bacon. Last night I woke up at 2 am to go to the bathroom... Passing through the kitchen I decided I also needed to make some bacon.
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I made the mistake/excellent decision of buying some bacon. Last night I woke up at 2 am to go to the bathroom... Passing through the kitchen I decided I also needed to make some bacon.
I am hoping the story ends there and does not go on to include a painful awakening from grease spatter burns in areas-that-were-not-meant-to-experience-such-things-but-inevitably-do-when- one-craves-bacon-in-the-middle-of-the-night-during-a-hot-summer-and-is-not- awake-enough-to-realize-one-should-probably-grab-a-robe-or-some-such-before -creating-sizable-amounts-of-hot-sizzling-and-spattering-grease.
Doctor, We don't have any BLTs ready for surgery.
Also, you aren't a doctor.
Incorrect sir! I am a psychiatrist and I tell you BLT is good brain food.
I made the mistake/excellent decision of buying some bacon. Last night I woke up at 2 am to go to the bathroom... Passing through the kitchen I decided I also needed to make some bacon.I am hoping the story ends there and does not go on to include a painful awakening from grease spatter burns in areas-that-were-not-meant-to-experience-such-things-but-inevitably-do-when- one-craves-bacon-in-the-middle-of-the-night-during-a-hot-summer-and-is-not- awake-enough-to-realize-one-should-probably-grab-a-robe-or-some-such-before -creating-sizable-amounts-of-hot-sizzling-and-spattering-grease.
Nope, nothing like that. It's just the tempting nature of having it in the house. I'm also past due for making my yearly bacon explosion, I'll have to plan that sometime soon.
Witness the power!
:::Holds up a shiny radiating BLT sandwich in an aura of white sunlight for all to see:::
Mmmmmmm, goooooood.
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:::Slaps Gark with a holy BLT:::
Feel the power of bacon and grease!
Are you people still talking about bacon?!
BURN THE HERETIC!!!!
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Are you people still talking about bacon?!BURN THE HERETIC!!!!
Or maybe cure him in salt...
I prefer my bacon still a little chewy, but you can burn it a little if you like.
You didn't insult pickles though.
:::Looks at CH with Jealous eyes:::
The front of refrigerators should have a bacon dispenser. Bacon delivery men should drop off bacon door-to-door. A slab of bacon in every skillet!
The first American satire referenced bacon twice.
Both two Subway sandwiches for dinner and I forgot the bacon. F<-->k!
bacon!
Both two Subway sandwiches for dinner and I forgot the bacon. F<-->k!Your bacon card is revoked until you eat some smoked and fried pig belly, mister pigeon.
:::Sobbing:::
Yeeeeesss, sir. Tomorrow morning sir
Dammit Pigeon! There's no crying in the Marine Corps!
not even if they article 15 your bacon?
baacon
bacon!bacon!
bacon!bacon!
bacon!
bacon!bacon!bacon!
bacon!
It is not a question. it is the answer.
google translate: gran rey los bacon is "false prophet of turkey bacon, evil C.H.U.D."
The front of refrigerators should have a bacon dispenser. Bacon delivery men should drop off bacon door-to-door. A slab of bacon in every skillet!
With that slogan you should run for something. Possibly a frying pan.