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The only entertaining character from all the Star Wars movies was Jar Jar Binks


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That's right you heard me!!!
Luke was a whiner.
Anakin was an idiot. So by extension so was vader
Yoda quotes are annoying.
Wookies look silly.
Han solo wasn't a badass really just a criminal.
The saga had borderline incest.
The villain was a barely mobile old man.
The ewoks were okay only because they were cute.
And Bobba Fett looks like he stepped off the set of The Rocketteer (which was an awful movie therefore Bobba Fett was also awful)
The only redeeming character was Jar Jar and he was only shown in one movie.


Waits for angry nerdrage while I laugh really hard....

Don't Worry I don't really like Jar Jar I don't think Star Wars or Star Trek have any redeeming features.


That's too bad, you're missing out on a legendary movie franchise.


I happen to disagree. I think the best character in the entire saga was Stormtrooper #912004422123-B. He was the third from the right during Emperor Palpatine's arrival at the Death Star II.

If you don't agree, then you are obviously someone who has the IQ of a retarded lemming and is not worth my time.

Spoiler:
;P


Good...Good ...lol feel the hatred flow through your veins...lol...

Grand Lodge

Vader was cool... Anakin was a brat.

Which just goes to show you if you spare the rod, you spoil the child, and then the only thing for it is to dip them in lava.


SuperSlayer wrote:
That's too bad, you're missing out on a legendary movie franchise.

legendary? pffffffftttttt hahahahahaha *snort*


Your sniffing you mini's too much man. Let go, you will find the greatness of these movies.

Or, make a website to give you movie opinions. That way if you dislike it, then I will know it is a great film and if you love it, it must be a Canadian made film.


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So your favorite character is the racist caricature of a Jamaican.

Hmmm...no spice for you.


The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
That's too bad, you're missing out on a legendary movie franchise.
legendary? pffffffftttttt hahahahahaha *snort*

no matter your opinions on whether or not it's any good, it's still worthy of the title legenendary because it is so popular and long-lasting. legendary =/= good.

personally, i like the series for the most part.


Raaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAR JAR WAS IN ALL THREE PREQUEL MOVIES!!!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TERRORIST COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR!!!!!!!

:-)

Silver Crusade

Sissyl wrote:

Raaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAR JAR WAS IN ALL THREE PREQUEL MOVIES!!!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TERRORIST COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR!!!!!!!

:-)

There has to be a zombie in there somewhere.


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Rabblerouser wrote:

And Bobba Fett looks like he stepped off the set of The Rocketteer (which was an awful movie therefore Bobba Fett was also awful)

The Rocketteer had Jennifer Conley in a low cut gown and in a one piece, therefore the Rocketter was not an awful movie.


According to some strong star wars fans I know, jar jar was in a new hope a well. He was on Alderan when it got all blowed up. Not sure how true that is, but it made me laugh.

Cheers


I'm not a big fan of the Star Wars franchise, but R2-D2 and C-3P0 were comedic gold.


And C3P0 was just gold plated.


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Ummmm... Good subject, good energy, but the delivery is too forced and the attack too obvious. And not enough mispelings. 4/10. Try harder next time.

Andoran

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As you can see, the poor Minis Maniac is suffering brain damage from huffing the fumes of burning/dying gnomes and drinking phenol+everclear+peeps cocktails.

Shadow Lodge

The most entertaining character from a boring series is still boring.

Andoran

{has TOZ digitally replaced with Jake Lloyd}

Andoran

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

...who?

Andoran

{has TriOmegaZero digitally replaced with 11-yro version of Brian Bonsall}


I'm so confused. Who are these people?

Andoran

{has TriAlphaZero digitally secretly replaced with Folgers Crystals}


[Sips cup]

Mmm-good. I can't believe it's not TOZ!


Just watched episodes 4,5,&6 in Blu-Ray! They look excellent in HD!


SuperSlayer wrote:
Just watched episodes 4,5,&6 in Blu-Ray! They look excellent in HD!

But still all have horrible acting, and dialogue :P


The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
Just watched episodes 4,5,&6 in Blu-Ray! They look excellent in HD!
But still all have horrible acting, and dialogue :P

Har har you're just so clever and intelligent. I wanna be like you someday...NOT!

Andoran

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Well, that's a compliment if I ever heard one.

Cheliax

{points at TriOmegaZero} Oooo, oooo! Over here, Minis Maniac... here's a extra tricksy gnome with the Tall template!

Andoran

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

My nose isn't THAT big.


SuperSlayer wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
Just watched episodes 4,5,&6 in Blu-Ray! They look excellent in HD!
But still all have horrible acting, and dialogue :P

Har har you're just so clever and intelligent. I wanna be like you someday...NOT!

If it makes you feel any better i think Star Trek is pretty horrible as well. :P

Andoran

The Minis Maniac wrote:
If it makes you feel any better i think Star Trek is pretty horrible as well. :P

You've been doing Haterade-flavored jello shots again, haven't you?

Andoran

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

No, he's just being rational.

Andoran

My thesaurus lists "rational" as a synonym for "lawful" and "awful."

Mmmmm, cinnonym...

Shadow Lodge

Xabulba wrote:

So your favorite character is the racist caricature of a Jamaican.

Hmmm...no spice for you.

The whole movie was like that.

1. Neimoidians were given a stereotypical Asian accent and had big almond shaped eyes and built robot armies.

2. Watto was clearly an eastern European Jew "mind tricks don't work on me only money". Not to mention that when Anakin goes back I swear to f*cking god he had on a yarmulke and even payot.

3. Jar Jar - some Caribbean stereotype.


The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
Just watched episodes 4,5,&6 in Blu-Ray! They look excellent in HD!
But still all have horrible acting, and dialogue :P

Har har you're just so clever and intelligent. I wanna be like you someday...NOT!

If it makes you feel any better i think Star Trek is pretty horrible as well. :P

You never made me feel down, I just wanted to let you know your hateful remarks are failing. If you're going to throw gasoline into the fire, you can expect to get burned in the process.


SuperSlayer wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
Just watched episodes 4,5,&6 in Blu-Ray! They look excellent in HD!
But still all have horrible acting, and dialogue :P

Har har you're just so clever and intelligent. I wanna be like you someday...NOT!

If it makes you feel any better i think Star Trek is pretty horrible as well. :P
You never made me feel down, I just wanted to let you know your hateful remarks are failing. If you're going to throw gasoline into the fire, you can expect to get burned in the process.

I didn't know if you got the tone of my messages but I'm being playful rather than ragey. lol


The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
Just watched episodes 4,5,&6 in Blu-Ray! They look excellent in HD!
But still all have horrible acting, and dialogue :P

Har har you're just so clever and intelligent. I wanna be like you someday...NOT!

If it makes you feel any better i think Star Trek is pretty horrible as well. :P
You never made me feel down, I just wanted to let you know your hateful remarks are failing. If you're going to throw gasoline into the fire, you can expect to get burned in the process.
I didn't know if you got the tone of my messages but I'm being playful rather than ragey. lol

You were targeting me, intentionally intimidating me to pull out some sort of negative emotion based off my comments.

Andoran

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Hateful?

It's bloody television/movies. We save the hate for Twilight.


TriOmegaZero wrote:

Hateful?

It's bloody television/movies. We save the hate for Twilight.

Exactly


SuperSlayer wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
SuperSlayer wrote:
Just watched episodes 4,5,&6 in Blu-Ray! They look excellent in HD!
But still all have horrible acting, and dialogue :P

Har har you're just so clever and intelligent. I wanna be like you someday...NOT!

If it makes you feel any better i think Star Trek is pretty horrible as well. :P
You never made me feel down, I just wanted to let you know your hateful remarks are failing. If you're going to throw gasoline into the fire, you can expect to get burned in the process.
I didn't know if you got the tone of my messages but I'm being playful rather than ragey. lol
You were targeting me, intentionally intimidating me to pull out some sort of negative emotion based off my comments.

Sorry that's how you viewed it. I was really just having fun. You obviously haven't seen my gnome hatred thread and the threads they spawned. It's me having fun with things I dislike. Most of those threads are people teasing and making fun of my hatreds :P


I know what I will do. Next Star Wars game I will play a JEDI GNOME!!! FULL OF WIN!!!


Priapus wrote:
I know what I will do. Next Star Wars game I will play a JEDI GNOME!!! FULL OF WIN!!!

And you will be punted and still die before 2nd level.

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I did once meet someone who, without any sense of sarcasm or irony, thought that Jar Jar was the only redeeming feature of Episode 1.

Of course, this kid was about 7 at the time.


I still picture a scene in my mind, just after episode 2. "You have done well, Darth Binks..."

Osirion

Pathfinder Deluxe Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Cards, Companion, Maps, Modules, Roleplaying Game, Tales Subscriber

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Priapus wrote:
I know what I will do. Next Star Wars game I will play a JEDI GNOME!!! FULL OF WIN!!!

That character is Called Yoda.


The prequels were so terrible. That frog was probably one of the main reasons, that and the stilted acting and terrible plotlines. The hideous attempt at serious "romance". Star Wars was much better when Lucas wasn't allowed to both produce and direct. They had some good action scenes. But putting a character like Jar-Jar in every film and possibly the collest villain ever in only one of them for like 3 minutes was just painfully bad.


"" wrote:
The prequels were so terrible. That frog was probably one of the main reasons, that and the stilted acting and terrible plotlines.

What frog?

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