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Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?


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Me only hawt when me roll a 1 throwing a Molotov cocktail. Then me go back in the bacta tank till me skin grow back.


Gruumash . wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Gruumsh, why does DA have a new sockpuppet who is a sladd?
Now Gark Pillbug is an alias of Ambrosia Slaad a well recieved and honored member of our community. By no means is she another alias of the Doodlebug.

Ambrosia Slaad recently bounced her noggin (and rest of body) down a flight of stairs. Brain damage may have something to do with creation of goblin alias.

Pillbug : concussed Ambrosia :: Theory of Gravity : Issac Newton

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

Either way I am happy you are posting here in my awesomness thread. Do you have any questions for me about my awesomeness?

Andoran

was IsaacX Newton aweseom?


Dunno, but my fig newton is. Awesome. In my belly. Along with her friends.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

Issac Newton was pretty awesome discovering that gravity thing and making a theory out of it. Is he as awesome as me? I think that remains to be seen and perhaps dicussed more as I am pretty Awesome.

Andoran

Urizen wrote:
Dunno, but my fig newton is. Awesome. In my belly. Along with her friends.

How could you anthropomorphise that poor food item?

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

What did Newton and her friends do to your fig?

Andoran

I had a fig tree once then she left me through the screen door parking lot paradise ba ba ba

farm er faarm er put wayay the EDT
don't want no Scots on my apples
put wayay the dedt

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

Yeah I don't think I want debt or Scots on my Apples thank you.


Orcish oppressor! What Miss Newton and her naughty unwrapped friends consent to do in Mr. Urizen's stomach is none of your concern! May you choke on the Hydrox of Justice!

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

The Hydrox of Justice huh. Never was a big fan of those cookies, now chocolate chip cookies there is a cookie I can get my hands on and even btter when you put walnuts in them.

Pillbug what can I do for you on this fine day? You want lessons as well on how to be truly awesome? I will teach anyone that is how awesome I am.


You want me to break some skulls, great one?


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Dunno, but my fig newton is. Awesome. In my belly. Along with her friends.
How could you anthropomorphise that poor food item?

After seeing a painting that Lilth did, one of her figs looked like something that Georgia O'Keefe would have painted. And if you're remotely familiar with her style, she creates things that could be easily be anthropomorphised into something edible for a male with a healthy libido.


Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Orcish oppressor! What Miss Newton and her naughty unwrapped friends consent to do in Mr. Urizen's stomach is none of your concern! May you choke on the Hydrox of Justice!

You have very pretty eyes, Ms. Toenibbler.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

Hey Don Juan take off yer shirt and show her what ya got under there.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber
Orc Minion #37 wrote:
You want me to break some skulls, great one?

Just watch my back for now. You know these goblins they like to swarm.

Andoran

I prefer the peroxide of justice.

Though H2Oly water is an interesting redundancy.

Shadow Lodge

No Chair Leg of Truth?

Andoran

Well those are okay too but they don't have the subtletly of some good ol'-fah'sioned poison.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I've heard rumors that you, Gruumash, may not be as awesome as advertised. Care to comment on this?

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

I am so awesome I did not need to comment on it ... see though I am so awesome I decided to comment on it and help you out. Haters are going to hate I am just awesome enough said.

Andoran

Gruumash are you so awesome that you can awesome something more awesome than yourself?

On that note, is awesome a valid verb?


I am so awesome that for me it is a verb. And to answer your question yes.


Hey all just thought I would remind everyone again how awesome Gruumash is.

Andoran

You're an imposter!

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

What do you mean?


Gruumash . wrote:
Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?

Better not tell you now


Well it does not really matter Gruumash is so Awesome he does not care about those kind of things water off the back like a duck.


That guy's a phoney. A big fat phoney.


Yes he is that Magic 8 Ball guy I can't believe it.


The Mad Badger wrote:
Yes he is that Magic 8 Ball guy I can't believe it.

Don't count on it


All I know is Gruumash is Awesome.

Andoran

LIES

PS: THIS


Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
You have very pretty eyes, Ms. Toenibbler.

{blushes} Thank you. {fiddles with necklace of eyeballs} I was going to wear my necklace of hounddog ears, but it clashed with my blue Swede shoes.

Andoran

Swedish is delicious.


Gruumash, is it possible to be awesome AND a fascist socialist commie simultaneously?


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From what I have heard it is possible that anyone can be awesome and have what ever political thoughts they want or be anything they want but in general most awesome people are not define by such things.


There are exceptions to the rule, however.


Well for instance I would say you are awesome but that is not defined because you are a communist that you awesome. I think you are awesome for many reason and while most people know you as a communist I don't think you are defined by such things.

Andoran

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The exception to the rule is [redacted] everyone thinks he's cool.


Very true everything thinks the Anklebiter is cool but here we talk about people being awesome.

So he is awesome as well.


[Blushes]

Thank you, thank you, but it's kind of a stretch to say that [redacted] everyone thinks [I'm] cool.


Okay how about the people that matter?


So how are all of the people out there? Any further questions about Gruumash's awesomeness?

Andoran

Yes, when did he depart this plane of material?


He will be returning soon once I have posted a certain amount of times.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

I think I have posted enough I have returned.


Maybe not

Andoran

Haha, why would you want an aka in your name!

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