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Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?


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Cheliax

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Not only will I give you a bandana but a nice gold earing for your ear or nose and I can pierce it for you.


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I'm sorry we have no bananas today.


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Gruumash, just why are you so awesome?


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Cheapy wrote:
Gruumash, just why are you so awesome?

Because he posted in this thread, that's why.


So... Gruumash, are you awesome enough to define AWESOME?

Cheliax

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Yes indeed Fuel Drop, if I wanted I could be the picture to define awesome.

Cheliax

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Cheapy to answer your question. Why am I so awesome? Well that is one of the world's mysteries as to why I am so awesome I was just gifted to be born that way.

Cheliax

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JMD031 wrote:
Cheapy wrote:
Gruumash, just why are you so awesome?
Because he posted in this thread, that's why.

Actually my posting to the thread was just to reaffirm how awesome I am but I am not awesome becasue I posted to the thread I was born awesome.


Well stated, O Awesome One.

Cheliax

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Thank you #37 where are #21 and #24?

Cheliax

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See I am so awesome that I have more posts in my thread than JMD031's awesome thread.


But nowhere near as many in my Lord and Master's thread of awesomeness. Which is kind of funny and ironic, since nobody was supposed to post in there, but, regardless, if you are more awesome than that other pagan savage, JMDwhatever, than Leafar is more awesome than you.


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Gruumash . wrote:
See I am so awesome that I have more posts in my thread than JMD031's awesome thread.

Well, that doesn't count because most of the posts are from you and your thread is designed for selfish reasons.

@Doodlebug - I am not a pagan. Since you are not more awesome than me, than it stands to reason that Gruumash is as well.


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Pagans to the left of me, apostates to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Leafar.

All praise Leafar!

Cheliax

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JMD031 wrote:
Gruumash . wrote:
See I am so awesome that I have more posts in my thread than JMD031's awesome thread.

Well, that doesn't count because most of the posts are from you and your thread is designed for selfish reasons.

@Doodlebug - I am not a pagan. Since you are not more awesome than me, than it stands to reason that Gruumash is as well.

I created the thread for prosperity sake. People wanted to know of my awesomeness and for me to answer questions about it. All I did was create a forum for those questions to be answered hardly a selfish reason. it would have been selfish to hold back and not share my awesome self with others.

Cheliax

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Well I want to wish everyone a wicked awesome weekend hope everyone has a great one.


All of you meat sacks fail to live up to the caffeinated constructs definition of awesome. I mean you have to eat and breath! What's that all about?!?! Lame. That's what it is.


Eating is awesome, TCG, and while breathing oxygen is kind of boring in and of itself, there are other things that you can inhale that are, like, totally awesome.

Qadira

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Coffee coffee coffee

Today I will have to pitchfork over about 1000 lbs of coffee grounds. Whee!


Coffee makes me go the bathroom. Which isn't awesome, but it's alright.

Qadira

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I hate drinking the swill, but man it makes great compost!

Cheliax

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Gardens are pretty awesome like myself.

Cheliax

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Rouge States are cool not really all that Awesome though.

Cheliax

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Just thought I should tell everyone I am back from my vacation and like myself it was of course awesome.


How awesome was it, heathen?

Cheliax

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Oh man you would not believe how awesome it was.

We did all sort of awesome stuff like zip lining through the forest.

Cheliax

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In case anyone was curious I also got an awesome new car the Lincoln MKX.

Cheliax

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I am still really awesome in case anyone forgot.


I will never forget.

Cheliax

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Thank you Number #37. Lets go out and get some beers and find Number 21 and 24 and see if they will join us.

Cheliax

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It is funny I was just telling some people how awesome I was and they were really impressed when I explained it to them orginally thye had doubts but after awhile they came around.

Cheliax

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Bump .... Anyone else have questions about my awesomeness?


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Why did you steal the honor of the 2000th post of my thread from me?

Cheliax

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Well because I am so awesome I did not steal it I was just that awesome. I can see how people can get confused by that though.


Dear Gruumash, are you an orc or a silly half-orc?

Cheliax

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I am an awesome orc the rest doesn't really matter does it?

Ekkonor1 are you asking how awesome I am ? Because that is really hard to gauge the easiest way to get a sense of how awesome I am is as follows. Take what you think is really truly awesome mangify that by like 100 and then you begin to see the awesomeness that is Gruumash the half-orc pirate/ bucaneer aristocrat/barbarian.

Andoran

Gruumash . wrote:
Rouge States are cool not really all that Awesome though.

roughe how is that a cool colour?

Cheliax

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If you need to ask how rouge can be a cool color you are not talking to the same women I am. ;) But that is one of the reasons I am awesome.


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{sneaks in, steals Gruumash's Awesomeness and secretly replaces it with bag of moldy beets & turnips}


{sneaks back in, eats a couple moldy beets}


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Hello, nurse!


Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
Hello, nurse!

Me not cleric. Hmmm, me could be cleric if it means chance to loot clergy, worshippers, and temple safe. Especially if they dummies who worship Holy Scabby Orc.

Andoran

Gruumsh, why does DA have a new sockpuppet who is a sladd?

Cheliax

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Just so you know one can not steal another's Awesomeness. I could help you get more awesome if you wanted Pillbug.

Doodlebug once tuntored under me and he started to get there imagine how awesome he truly would have been if he had stayed under my tutelege.

Cheliax

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Gark the Goblin wrote:
Gruumsh, why does DA have a new sockpuppet who is a sladd?

Now Gark Pillbug is an alias of Ambrosia Slaad a well recieved and honored member of our community. By no means is she another alias of the Doodlebug.


She's also hawt!!

Andoran

Sorry whose an honorary member of the community?

Cheliax

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Would you like to be? Honestly I can make you awesome with out it. You do have a desire to be awesome like me right?

Andoran

No thank you I would not like to be you thank you.

You're and orc.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

I think he doth protest too much here. Its okay Gark you can want to be as Awesome as me it is nothing to be ashamed of.

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