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63. When your first instinct is to channel positive energy when the preschoolers in your Sunday School classroom take a massive group spill.
(and almost state the action outloud.)


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These happened today:

64. You say gold instead of dollars.

65. You have nightmares about having to writing up another statted NPC.


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66. You don't notice 6 hours passing because you were mapping out plans for a shiny new personal demiplane.

67. When you realize you've been sitting in the hospital's emergency room for 6 hours and your first thought is "If this were Pathfinder I'd have bled to negative my Constitution and died by now."


Signore di Fortuna wrote:
64. You say gold instead of dollars.

I do it all the time!

Spoiler:
Polish currency name zloty literally means gold(en).

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65. You have nightmares about having to writing up another statted NPC.

Does dreaming about gming a session and arguing with players count?

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68. You marry a Venture Captain.


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Guilty of 40 and 46. :)

69. You can remember what happened in the last game over two weeks ago but can't remember what today's date is.


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70.When you think about marriages in Geb should say "till undeath do us part"

71. When you wonder how undead would affect the economy.

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72. ... you watch the Saw series only for inspiration for your next set of traps.


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73. When you slip on an icy sidewalk and fall flat on your face while walking to work, your first thought (after "Ow!") is, "I failed my acrobatics check."

(This happened three days ago...)


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Haladir wrote:

73. When you slip on an icy sidewalk and fall flat on your face while walking to work, your first thought (after "Ow!") is, "I failed my acrobatics check."

(This happened three days ago...)

I've been slipping like that all winter. I should invest some ranks in Acrobatics.

74. When you've realized your closet contains everything you need to dress up as one of your own characters.


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Haladir wrote:

73. When you slip on an icy sidewalk and fall flat on your face while walking to work, your first thought (after "Ow!") is, "I failed my acrobatics check."

(This happened three days ago...)

I'd be more concerned about being both prone AND flat-footed than failed acrobatics checks.

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74. When you've realized your closet contains everything you need to dress up as one of your own characters.

75. When you've created a character from the clothes in your closet.(Best Wizard Ever)


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76. When you see a garbled or misspelled sign and think that the result would make a great name for a character.

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Son of the Veterinarian wrote:
76. When you see a garbled or misspelled sign and think that the result would make a great name for a character.

Heh, I've done that. I used a co-worker's company mandated username for an NPC.

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Black Powder Chocobo wrote:
Son of the Veterinarian wrote:
76. When you see a garbled or misspelled sign and think that the result would make a great name for a character.
Heh, I've done that. I used a co-worker's company mandated username for an NPC.

That reminds me of an incident from my school days. The father of one of the other students at the school was the main scriptwriter for "Z cars" (a BBC television cop show). For a few weeks one year a villain-of-the-week had a name similar to one of the members of staff at the school (different christian names, but the same surnames); in fact one of the teachers acquired a persistent nickname that way, and was forever onwards referred to as "Harry" after the character, even though his actual name was John.


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77. When every game you host or participate in later becomes an extremely serious dissertation on the forums.

78. When you move in with your mother because you spent all your rent on Pathfinder paraphernalia last month.


Son of the Veterinarian wrote:
76. When you see a garbled or misspelled word and think that the result would make a great name for a character.

Fixed to be more accurate ;)

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79.) When the most romantic Valentine's Day gift your significant other gives you is...a custom-built campaign centered around your favorite character's group's previous adventures (and mistakes).


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79.) When the most romantic Valentine's Day gift your significant other gives you is...a custom-built campaign centered around your favorite character's group's previous adventures (and mistakes).

80.) When you ask your significant other for notebooks to keep your campaign notes in when they ask what to get you for Valentine's Day.


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81. You wish you had a bag of holding for your college textbooks.

82. When someone breaks wind, you blurt out "Make a fort save!"

83. Your significant other buys you Pathfinder books for your anniversary. But you end up with Ultimate Combat and Bestiary 2 before having the Core Rulebook and Bestiary 1...


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55. At church when someone says that "Jesus Saves" you wonder if he took half damage.

Of course not! Everyone knows Jesus has evasion!

Jesus was a rouge or barbarian? That explains a lot.

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fictionfan wrote:
Fromper wrote:
Gnomezrule wrote:
55. At church when someone says that "Jesus Saves" you wonder if he took half damage.

Of course not! Everyone knows Jesus has evasion!

Jesus was a rouge or barbarian? That explains a lot.

Nope, monk.

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fictionfan wrote:


Jesus was a rouge or barbarian? That explains a lot.
Nope, monk.

I recall him using Rage once... ONCE!!!


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84. You have debated Batman's alignment in Pathfinder.

85. You have debated what class Batman would be in Pathfinder


Guilty of 69 and 5. 69 is my every day. And I've done the one that involves determining others' (and your own) class levels. I figure I'm a Monk 2/Fighter 1/Rogue 1 by now. (I'm a terrible multiclasser...)

86: You can remember the book, page number, name, school, levels, and other vital statistics of your favorite spell...but you can't remember what you had for lunch. Assuming you even HAD lunch. (God knows how many times I've skipped a meal for Minecraft or character building.)


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87. During your illness you realize that the sickened condition is very accurate. -2 to all rolls, yesterday.


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88. You think you are dying & your character's life flashes before your eyes.

89. You have a bad day & get mad that your player didn't use the point buy system to create you rather than the shitty rolls you obviously have.


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90. Your on this board wondering what you will find about yourself.


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51. You look out your back window and think, "Yeah, that fence keeps the dog in OK, but it's not going to do much during the zombie apocalypse."

Goddammit yes. I hate you for reminding me.


91. Your biggest, loudest and most vicious argument with your spouse involved you yelling at him for killing your party with a group of kobolds offboard, before they even got to the dragon. Extra points if it's at an all inclusive resort vacation after you've had too many.


92. You take long walks with your spouse, look at the sunset and figure out how to justifiably eliminate the annoying wizard at the next game.


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93. You see My Little Pony fanart of a unicorn/pegasus and your first thought is that it's a Half-celestial unicorn rather than yet another fan's Mary-Sue character.


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94. When you go scanning the PF boards in between game sessions just to get your "fix".


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94. When you go scanning the PF boards in between game sessions just to get your "fix".

Are you spying on me?!?!?!?!? :P


95. When you see way too much of yourself in all of the posts on this particular thread.


96. No I'm not, but good to know I'm not the only one. Incidentally, finding comfort in the fact you're not the only one who fits far too many of these. XD

*not an addict. honest. ok. maybe a little bit.*


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1. You have looked at the carrying capacity table to determine your real life Strength score.

Been there done that back in the 2nd Edition days with some friends. I came in at 17, one friend was an 18, and several others were 15-16 range.


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97 when someone says they drive a pathfinder and it confuses you

98 when you see a sword/gun/weapon in real life and try to determin it's damage dice

99 when your annoyed because you can't see your dice roll on a skill check in real life

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100 Your character kills the Tarrasque twice.


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101. When you think a toyota Hilux would be one of the best cars to be in during a zombie apocalypse because of how many hit points it has.


102. You think your character can beat Chuck Norris.


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103. You know why Camelot is a silly place.


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104. You once hid behind the pile of dead bards in order to cast a spell.

105. You're reading this list to figure out how many things on it you're guilty of off.


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102. You think your character can beat Chuck Norris.

106. You know your character can beat Chuck Norris.

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Gluttony wrote:
xorial wrote:
102. You think your character can beat Chuck Norris.
106. You know your character can beat Chuck Norris.

Better be careful; he's got Punishing Kick


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Black Powder Chocobo wrote:
Gluttony wrote:
xorial wrote:
102. You think your character can beat Chuck Norris.
106. You know your character can beat Chuck Norris.

Better be careful; he's got Punishing Kick

107. You understand the dangers of invoking Chuck Norris in a internet forum thread.


@Azten is hiding behind a pile of bards a reference to The Gamers: Dorkness Rising.
108. You freak out over if your character will be good enough to play in the upcoming game session.
109. You start a message board for help with optimization.


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110. You played Chuck Norris in your last game & the Tarrasque went on a quest to try & banish you.

111. You think the best way to destroy ANY artifact is to let Chuck Norris deliver a kick to it.

112. You are worried that Chuck Norris might not approve these messages.


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113. You have ever, in any way, been part of an attempt or discussion on creating a character from either Naruto or Bleach using Pathfinder rules.


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114. While practicing martial arts you think about what your monk lvl. is.

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