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A Message for Joseph Caubo


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171 days. That is all.

Qadira

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I like Joseph's shoes.

But geez, as much as I love his shoes, I wouldn't want to be *in* his shoes right now.

-Pain

Silver Crusade

Dibs on his wallet!

Qadira

Funny you call me out Mr. Baird. Funny because in 172 days you still will not have killed me.

Shadow Lodge

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Ahhhh... Feel the love in the thread! :) We will of course need a detailed round by round account of the session, for those of us unable to attend... ;)


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170

Qadira

169 days until truth, light, and justice shall shine forth as my character triumphantly emerges unscathed from Kyle's table at the Gen Con 2012 Special, Part 1.


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Joseph Caubo wrote:
169 days until truth, light, and justice shall shine forth as my character triumphantly emerges unscathed from Kyle's table at the Gen Con 2012 Special, Part 1.

Unscathed: Adjective; Without suffering any injury, damage, or harm.

I'm not sure there's ever been a single PC to accomplish that at my table before.

Shadow Lodge

Have any quit before the first combat?


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Qadira

I love the fact you are counting down the days until your head explodes. :)

Qadira

Joseph Caubo wrote:
I love the fact you are counting down the days until your head explodes. :)

Lol. Well played sir.

Score: Kyle 1, Joseph 1.


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1-6-6


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Qadira

Don't worry, I'm making sure my party brings our A-game! We have new tricks!

/I love $1.65.


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one six four

Qadira

I'm going to choose to remember Joseph in death as I have known him: as a faceless icon on a chat board.

He would have wanted it that way.

::sniff::

-Pain


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hyaku-roku-ju-san


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cento sessantadue

Qadira

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Painlord wrote:

I'm going to choose to remember Joseph in death as I have known him: as a faceless icon on a chat board.

He would have wanted it that way.

::sniff::

-Pain

There will be a face to this icon if you come to PaizoCon or GenCon this year.

It also seems that I've driven The Baird so batty that he's now counting down with tongues. Guess he had a vision of a flawless victory on the part of the PCs when he used contact other plane.


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Qadira

I wish this was back under the PFS boards. The hilarity that would ensue...

Qadira

I'm encouraged that Josesph's impending doom is a cause for hilarity...at least he'll go laughing.

It's better than going out crying, I suppose.

-Pain


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wa'vatlh vaghmaH Hut!

Qadira

Is that Klingon?

:checks translator:

Holy crap.

The holy light of Sarenrae will avail me from the clutches of the Byle Kaird.


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1. 5. 8.

Qadira

Kyle Baird wrote:
Keep poking the bear everyone, eventually all that built up fury will be unleashed (on a certain Holy Vindicator Venture Captain)

What? We poke you and you take it out on Joseph? Hmmm...

Well, I'd feel bad about that, but Joseph keeps talking about how much the Red Wings suck that I can't feel too sorry for him*.

-

*=May or may not be true. Joseph may love the Red Wings, but I doubt it. Mostly I just think that Joseph thinks that Matt Stafford sucks.


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One hundred and fifty seven days.

Qadira

LOL where did Kyle type that Pain?

Hey, I didn't like Stafford because he went to U[sic]GA. But I can't be mad, he's throwing well to my boy Calvin Johnson. Lions have my respect for taking good care of CJ.

I honestly can't speak about anything hockey related. The only thing I know about anything ice-related down in Georgia is that I use it to cool down my sweet tea.

*EDIT* Found it. LOL Mike Brock is going to get me killed. Wonderful.


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157, Caubo.

Shadow Lodge

Umm... I think you forgot to subtract something there, Kyle... ;)

Qadira

Eric Clingenpeel wrote:
Umm... I think you forgot to subtract something there, Kyle... ;)

Wow! I think Joseph has somehow trapped Baird into a "Groundhog Day" demiplane!

Joseph has bought himself some time, but how much?!?!

Inquiring minds want to know...how long will it take Baird to break free of this insidious trap?!!

-Pain


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Actually, I'm not necessarily incorrect. There is a chance that Caubo may survive past midnight on Friday's Special. Last year I think we ended closer to 1 a.m.

Qadira

It is through shear force of will that gives Venture-Captain Pasha Nikolai Adonai, Trade Prince, Master of Trade, Chief Medical Officer for the Acadamae in Korvosa the power to endure The Unholy Wrath of the Baird™ for one more day.


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155(ish)


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Joseph Caubo wrote:
It is through shear force of will that gives Venture-Captain Pasha Nikolai Adonai, Trade Prince, Master of Trade, Chief Medical Officer for the Acadamae in Korvosa the power to endure The Unholy Wrath of the Baird™ for one more day.

Heh. Mortals can be so amusing, can't they Pain? It's as if they believe they control their own destiny.

Qadira

Kyle Baird wrote:
Heh. Mortals can be so amusing, can't they Pain? It's as if they believe they control their own destiny.

Indeed. They are ever *so* amusing, however.

It's funny that this mortal, "Nikolai", thinks that he lives through something other than the absence of your divine fury, Baird. You and I both know that he lives only because you have not yet wished him to be un-alive.

I pity the fool. And will pray for him.

-Pain

Qadira

Mortals do control their own destiny! Look at what happened the last time a god decided to be the harbinger of prophecy. He died like a punk and had some lesser god by the name of Iomedae take his place!


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3,704 hours, 31 minutes and 30 seconds

Qadira

All hail the Will of the Baird™, for he allows time to move forward.

/One of us...

Taldor

Joseph Caubo wrote:
Mortals do control their own destiny! Look at what happened the last time a god decided to be the harbinger of prophecy. He died like a punk and had some lesser god by the name of Iomedae take his place!

WTF?!

I'm right here!!!

I've been reborn! Have you not heard?!

I'll 'splain it to you at PaizoCon. I'm totally back and ready to kick some non-human butt.

Trust me. Heck...maybe if you believe in me, I'll protect you from Baird.

-AR


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One hundredty fifty three


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Buck-fifty.

Qadira

Damn. Went to go talk to Pharasma and she's unwilling to tell me why and when she's going to call you 'home' Nikolai. The court records on your judgement are also sealed.

She can be really tight-lipped about such things, you know.

So...150 more days before we know the result?

Can't wait.

-Pain


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