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Joseph Caubo wrote: Sarenrae will never let me fail. Sarenrae abandoned Nikolai months ago after he talked so seriously about casting animate dead on a slain puppy.
So am I running you through Tomb of the Iron Medusa before Gen Con so that you can burn another 16-32 PA on bringing yourself back?
Well that's definitely going to be a tad harder. I'm so scared of Kyle that I'm uprooting myself from Georgia and fleeing in terror to Florida...
One day closer to Nikolai's irreversible demise.
I don't know how Tomb is going to work since I have to leave so soon. :( Dangit!!!!
uh oh... you're slipping.
Baird?
BAIRD!?! You around?!
Hello?! Ah geez..what is a friend to do in this situation?
Sigh. I can't let pain not happen...it just wouldn't be right.
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121!!!
In 121 days, Nikolai will have his flesh rent from his body and eaten by, uh, uhm...cold breathing fire toads!!! You'll 'croak'! It'll be 'lily' quite easy to kill you!
You're going down, Nikolai! Don't say I didn't 'wart' you!
121 days! I toad you so!
-Pain
Take that! All of you! Pun pain!
Heh.
120.
Aka, twice my IQ.
-Pain
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The tides are turning for House Adonai.
119!
This counting thing is hard work. I sure hope Baird comes back soon.
I think Baird is upset he will attempt to kill 14th level characters instead of 15th. Luckily we won't die.
/Going to try and get the game going they webcam.
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118.
Nikolai, if only we would webcam your demise to Baird's minions...it would attract quite the audience. That would be something to get excited about.
I think it could be possible. Though, I'd prefer a recording and say youtube it, though that may violate some PFS rules and be major spoilers :/
Dear Mr. Baird,
I am one of the party members that Nikolai has been bragging about bringing to GenCon. Please don't listen to him... if PvP were legal in Pathfinder Society, I would have killed him a long time ago. Can you imagine what it's like going through Eyes Of The Ten with THAT as your party "cleric"? Hell... ask Nikolai about what happened in Academy of Secrets when he decided he wanted to play leader! Or, his special son Nikolback(who is an Eagle Knight AND lead singer of a horrible band)
How many prestige points can I get for saving you the trouble and just taking Nikolai out myself? I AM Andoran you know... we are good at that kind of thing. Or, at the very least, will you let us watch his destruction? I know a monk, barbarian, alchemist, fighter, and wizard that would like to cheer you on, as well as several other Georgia PFS characters that would sign up for the pay-per-view.
Sincerely,
Ridley the Rogue
p.s. Joe is a pretty cool person. Nikolai must die
Put another way, Ridley's Will save is fairly low - as in "a character may voluntarily fail a saving throw" low.
I have seen Caepio's work in person. Perhaps you could have him doing play-by-play and color commentary using his sock puppets?
I refuse to succumb to death, even if my fellow party members try to aid in defeating me!
Venture-Captain Nikolai Adonai wrote: I refuse to succumb to death, even if my fellow party members try to aid in defeating me! Honestly, you would think that Sarenrae offers the Glory (Stubbornness) subdomain!
I understand that somebody needs to say "117."
117...
You have forgotten that I've already defeated you once... in the Breaching Festival. It was quite painful watching you shamble to the end.
Come on, Nikolai. I think your problem is your faith in Sarenrae. Perhaps she is what is holding you back from greater glory?
Caepio Alazario wrote: I understand that somebody needs to say "117."
117...
Thank you, Yahirma.
It is good that others hear the call of the Baird and heed his good work.
-Pain
Was that after you were running scared from the fights, hmmmmmm?
The only reason why anyone had to run is because while the rest of the party was fighting, you were in the corner casting Shield of Faith, Protection of Energy, Death Ward, Freedom of Movement, Guidance, and Virtue, all on YOURSELF. Then, after that, because OF COURSE you can't battle on an empty stomach, you throw out a few create food and water spells to feed yourself. Only then, would you join us.
Typical Nikolai "battle tactics". How many Georgia PFS characters have either died or almost died awaiting you to enter battle, Hmmmmmmmm?
I still think it's Sarenrae's fault.
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JohnF wrote: 1110100 When I hold my computer upside down that spells 'hELLO'.
115, I think.
Nikolai, you will feel pain.
stormraven wrote: JohnF wrote: 1110100 When I hold my computer upside down that spells 'hELLO'. 710 77345
Bruunwald wrote: stormraven wrote: JohnF wrote: 1110100 When I hold my computer upside down that spells 'hELLO'. 710 77345 Oh, shiny! Gotta support me some petroleum companies. :)
stormraven wrote: Bruunwald wrote: stormraven wrote: JohnF wrote: 1110100 When I hold my computer upside down that spells 'hELLO'. 710 77345 Oh, shiny! Gotta support me some petroleum companies. :) Dear Ad Exec,
The subliminal, upside-down digital calculator messages are working.
They're working!!!
You see Pain, my plan is working. Others have joined in the celebration of Nikolai's eventual demise. Spread the word my disciples! Bring others into the fold!
Kyle Baird wrote: You see Pain, my plan is working. Others have joined in the celebration of Nikolai's eventual demise. Spread the word my disciples! Bring others into the fold! Looks like a bunch of smoke and mirrors if you ask me!
Grandmaster Ridley wrote: The only reason why anyone had to run is because while the rest of the party was fighting, you were in the corner casting Shield of Faith, Protection of Energy, Death Ward, Freedom of Movement, Guidance, and Virtue, all on YOURSELF. Then, after that, because OF COURSE you can't battle on an empty stomach, you throw out a few create food and water spells to feed yourself. Only then, would you join us.
Typical Nikolai "battle tactics". How many Georgia PFS characters have either died or almost died awaiting you to enter battle, Hmmmmmmmm?
I still think it's Sarenrae's fault.
I'm pretty sure all those spells were cast on you as well, hmmmmm? Don't act like you didn't receive the blessings of Sarenrae as well! She lends her power to all, in hopes that one day you will one day see the beauty of her light and goodness! Yes HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Like Saruman, the filth of the Baird will be washed away by Nikolai's pure stream of light and goodness!
Nikolai,
When oh when will you learn that hubris leads down the path of evil. Sarenrae protects us, but only so much as we protect ourselves. I give you my prayers, and those of your companions.
May you still see the Light of the Dawn in the future,
Venture-Captain Jarina al'Mullam
Priestess of Sarenrae
P.S. A vision bid me to say "112"
110.
Nikolai...soon there will be less than 100 days.
Maybe you should begin writing 100 prayers, one for each day before the end of your life. Maybe, if your prayers are devout enough, Sarenrae will take pity upon you and 'call you home early' so you won't have to face the Baird.
Just an idea.
-Pain
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There is a hot wind that blows across the deserts of Osirion from the direction of Qadira. We call this wind, "Nikolai".
Even though it picks up sand and irritates the senses, a disciplined mind can eventually learn to ignore it. A potion of Endure Arrogance also helps.
Venture-Captain Kasheed wrote: There is a hot wind that blows across the deserts of Osirion from the direction of Qadira. We call this wind, "Nikolai".
Even though it picks up sand and irritates the senses, a disciplined mind can eventually learn to ignore it. A potion of Endure Arrogance also helps.
LOLZ.
And 109, with laughs.
108. Still laughing @ Kasheed.
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Potion of Endure Arrogance amuses me. One lucky soul may yet be spared.
106 or so.
I'm wondering how Nikolai's prayers to Sarenrae are going. I can only hope that she'll even listen.
-Pain
Painlord wrote: I'm wondering how Nikolai's prayers to Sarenrae are going. I can only hope that she'll even listen. Well, the sun rose again today, so it appears she hasn't laughed herself to death over Nikolai's myopic delusions of his own talent.
Caepio Alazario wrote: Well, the sun rose again today, so it appears she hasn't laughed herself to death over Nikolai's myopic delusions of his own talent. You bust my s#!+ up, Caepio, well played.
And 104.
-Pain
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I hear that Sarenrae is working behind the scenes at the deadline to trade Nikolai to Zon-Kuthon for a case of tanglefoot bags and a player to be named later...
Oh, the 100 day un-anniversary is coming up. Will esteemed Baird grace us with the last three digit number in the countdown?
Baird and grace never go in the same sentence.
Joseph Caubo wrote: Baird and grace never go in the same sentence. Lolz.
Well played, Caubo, well played. Please have Nikoali remember that when he's saying grace over his last meal.
-Pain
p.s. 101 or so.
100 DAYS UNTIL THE RECKONING!
Soon Nikolai, you will join your false profit for all eternity in my kingdom of Abaddon.
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