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Qadira

I see a smoking crater in the distant future. I assume it's the aftermath of Baird's head exploding because Nikolai has bested his greatest efforts to kill him.


Strange, I see the smoking crater being Nikolai because his defenses are cut from "respectably high" to "woefully deficient" whenever somebody pokes him in combat.

Fortunately, the Sun Witch is a goddess of fire, so I suspect it means she approves of how Nikolai spent his one round not begging too piteously.

Andoran

This thread is makin me lul.


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one hundred and forty something

Qadira

Kyle Baird wrote:
one hundred and forty something

Your plan is working, Joseph.

Baird is losing strength and focus.

-Pain

Qadira

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I will win this war of attrition.

Qadira

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It's a shame you'll lose your character.


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145?


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144. Damage. On the first attack.

Qadira

Kyle Baird wrote:
144. Damage.

That's GROSS!

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.
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//Giggles at causing pain.

Qadira

Psh, like that is going to happen. Please.

144 is the number of days you're going to be catatonic from not being able to bring me down.


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143. Damage from the second attack. Still up?

Andoran

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Yuz kirk üç


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REND! 142 more damage!

Qadira

And I'm still up, fancy that.


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141


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8C


Its like The Count from Sesame Street aquired the half-diabolic template


It's what, 140 more days of listening to Joe's ego mewl defiance? I've recived word from the rest of his party that they're willing to send him first into all rooms in exchange for a degree of amnesty.

Shadow Lodge

Caepio Alazario wrote:
It's what, 140 more days of listening to Joe's ego mewl defiance? I've recived word from the rest of his party that they're willing to send him first into all rooms in exchange for a degree of amnesty.

Throw in a slice of cake and you have a deal!

Andoran

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Care Baird wrote:
Throw in a slice of cake and you have a deal!

What about pie?

Qadira

I don't see why amnesty is even necessary. I mean it's not like Kyle is going to be able to kill me (or the rest of my party) anyway. I'll give him cake, because he'll need the comfort food after realizing how futile it is to try and take down Nikolai.

Shadow Lodge

There is no try.

Andoran

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Care Baird wrote:
There is no try.

But is there Pie?

Qadira

I'm having problems with this.

I can't tell if Baird's inability to kill Nikolai at-will is a sign of weakness or a sign of maturity.

On one hand, Baird can kill PCs at-will and he used to be happy to set up double walls of fire from which to blash fireball after fireball upon hapless PCs...and that was a good thing. The old Baird would have Joseph rolling up a new character by now *if* Joseph even wanted to return to PFS.

However, that Baird is taunting and toying with Nikolai could be construed as an advancement of his pain instincts (something that I like to nourish and promote) and slowly killing Nikolai over a period of days (while taunting all the while) is a step closer to what I like to see in someone who wishes to join the Painful League of Pain.

Yeah...I got mixed feelings.

One thing is for sure, I wouldn't want to be Nikolai.

-Pain

Qadira

You're right, there is no try. I need to amend my last sentence to read "futile it is to take down Nikolai."

Definitely a sign of weakness, Painlord. I am wearing down the mighty Baird day by day.


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139 days. Resistance if futile.

Qadira

This is all too much, Nikolai has no hope for surviving at Kyle's table. Resistance is futile, I have no idea why I even thought living through the Baird was even possible. Get my tombstone ready for GenCon.

Andoran

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Joseph Caubo wrote:
Get my tombstone ready for GenCon.

All ready for you.


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Shadow Lodge

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Joseph Caubo wrote:
This is all too much, Nikolai has no hope for surviving at Kyle's table. Resistance is futile, I have no idea why I even thought living through the Baird was even possible. Get my tombstone ready for GenCon.

Ok... Kyle, did you hack Joeseph's account? Come on, fess up... ;)

Qadira

April Fools, yo!!!


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Joseph Caubo wrote:
April Fools, yo!!!

Oh, snap! I was all like whaaa? Then I was like, dang! I got fooled yo!

Spoiler:
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Qadira

Joseph Caubo wrote:
April Fools, yo!!!

Ah snap!

Well played.

Too bad that joke is just going to add to your suffering...from what I know of Baird: he's totally devoid of anything resembling a sense of humor or appreciation of anything fun. (Which is why I like him, of course.)

So...yeah...good luck with that.

-Pain

Qadira

It's ok, I've already negated the synapses that allow me to experience pain. How can I suffer when I can feel no pain?

/That must be unfathable to you Painlord.


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Qadira

Joseph Caubo wrote:

It's ok, I've already negated the synapses that allow me to experience pain. How can I suffer when I can feel no pain?

/That must be unfathable to you Painlord.

Unfathomable? Oh no, Caubocalypse, very understandable.

I drink beer. I know how to kill pain. :)

What's unfathomable is why Baird doesn't just will Nikolai to implode on the spot. I suspect he's waiting for the next high holiday of whatever tart god Nikolai worships to strike (in an attempt to make it more dramatic).

I suspect, but don't know. Another mystery of the universe, I suppose.

-Pain


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Qadira

Sarenrae will never let me fail.

Hmm, are we allowed to bring beer to the Special?

Qadira

Joseph Caubo wrote:
Hmm, are we allowed to bring beer to the Special?

Only if it's medicinal, like, yeah know, to dull pain.

(Though I am already pretty dull...but am always willing to be duller.)

-Pain


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Argh, my first missed day!

p.s. 131

Shadow Lodge

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Yeah, I noticed this thread slid off the front page... ;) Joseph, I think you're wearing him down, he's starting to slip!


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130

Qadira

I smell GM blood in the water!


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uh... 129? 129 I think..


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